Thread: Neighbors stupid dogs barking all the time - Time to fight back!

I just moved into a new house about 15 minutes from Chiang Mai. Great neighborhood, dead end street and nice and quiet, except for my neighbors 3 stupid dogs.

They bark all the time, especially when her maid lets them out first thing in the morning. Now she is a nice old lady in her 60's so yelling at her to tell her dogs to shut up is out of the question.

So what can I do? Poison, shoot with paintballs or BB's, throw stuff, etc. Nope. A bit of searching and I came up with this beauty.

The "Dog Dazer Mach II". It sends out an ultrasonic pulse that only the mutts can hear.



I just got it in today and decided to give it a test run. I aimed and fired in semi-automatic bursts. The fckers went running! No more barking for now. It works as long as you are within 15-20 feet of the dogs. And as a bonus it is fun and satisfying to use. An eye for an eye I say; They hurt my ears now I'm giving them a taste of their own medicine.

The manual says something about how only "responsible adults" should use it but it's just too fun to be responsible with.

Dog Dazer II = $30 on Amazon
DHL 2 day shipping = $20
Tax and duties = $11

Sleeping in the morning = Priceless

Oh dear ... things got nasty in the last thread along these lines.

That Dazer looks quite good. Hope it works out for ya mate

nice muchly mate, nice find, couple next door got 2 puppes and 3 dogs, cats are permenantly winding the dogs up and the kids are tormenting the puppys, looks ideal

Brilliant! Must get me one for those pesky dogs in Hua Hin.

It works great by just annoying the dogs. It doesn't hurt them as they can just run away from the noise. The way I see it is I'm training their dogs for free.

Here's the website for those who think I'm cruel and/or unusual.

Originally Posted by mobs00

And as a bonus it is fun and satisfying to use

Ah, the inner child!

(Question: we'll have a dog soon, how will it affect our little one, or does it work by aiming it at a certain area?)

Now this handheld model may start to get boring or I may just get lazy so if it does work well I am going to upgrade. They have a unit out there that does it automatically. You can set the unit to activate on noise = 1 bark, 2 bark, 3, 4, 5. It will sound only when the correct number of barks are heard. Sometimes they activate on loud noises so its nice to be able to set it for say 3 barks in a row.



The Super Bark Free

^^ It is directional so will only affect the area it is pointed at. You may get some feedback but I don't think enough to upset an animal you're not aiming for.

Here's a view of the front of the unit showing the metal piece the sound is produced from.

Originally Posted by panama hat

Originally Posted by mobs00

And as a bonus it is fun and satisfying to use

Ah, the inner child!

(Question: we'll have a dog soon, how will it affect our little one, or does it work by aiming it at a certain area?)

So maybe I misread, do you mean little ones as in your kids? If so it says it has no affect on humans as the pulse frequency is beyond the range that humans can hear.

Basically it is an electronic dog whistle.

sounds great. i like the automatic one.

Originally Posted by mobs00

Now this handheld model may start to get boring or I may just get lazy so if it does work well I am going to upgrade.

The arms race has begun. Looks just the ticket.

Hats off to your sir! Certainly beats the locals way of enticing the poor bastards in with some poisoned loog-chin then waiting a couple of hours while the dogs die an agonising death.

Fortunately I don't need one at the moment but its nice to know they exist.

what's wrong with good old poisoning ?

Originally Posted by November Rain

Originally Posted by Travelmate

Brilliant! Must get me one for those pesky dogs in Hua Hin.

Well, guess you didn't guess my reaction correctly, this time, did you, Travelmate?

Guess not. I'm shocked really. I'm beginning to think you're normal in fact.

They do continue to bark everyone once and a while. So I just went over to my window pointed it through the screen and fired away. I did this a couple of times when they barked, they stop barking I stop firing. It really does seem to work and I've only been using it off and on for a few hours.

Owe you a green, mobs. As usual, I've overspent my account, but good OP.

Originally Posted by mobs00

I did this a couple of times when they barked, they stop barking I stop firing.

Pavlovian conditioning in action for both the dogs and you.

^^ tried to green you for being normal. But I have given u one in the past. So....

i could do with one of them now as i'm in North Vietnam. the pesky mutts are always barking and teeth blaring, and i'm just walking on the road or through ethnic villages.

have to remember for next time

Originally Posted by sunsetter

nice muchly mate, nice find, couple next door got 2 puppes and 3 dogs, cats are permenantly winding the dogs up and the kids are tormenting the puppys, looks ideal

Get two - I'll have one.

Originally Posted by Butterfly

what's wrong with good old poisoning ?

Cheaper as well...

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Get two - I'll have one.

Add one more.
Much better than the paintball gun I've been glancing at (but not bought) for the last few months.