Thread: Marmite's Beer Reviews

Originally Posted by Looper

If in fact this scene is the prelude to some full on fudge nudging then I put it to you Withnall that the contents of that glass is in fact some poofy red wine or possibly warm ribena and not manly beer at all

You have me by the gonads there Master Looper. I googled "raging homers drinking beer poofed up with honey from a wine glass", and i think you are infact correct in the assumption that they are not drinking manly beer.

(Do you think somtamslap looks ok in a vest?)

Originally Posted by Sailing into trouble

Sorry, tried the wheat bear stuff, again still reminds me of Camerons from Hartlepool.

Lunatic - it's good stuff, has flavour and everything!

Originally Posted by Looper

N.B. Putting honey in your beer is not gay and neither is drinking it from a wineglass.

Beyond gay...

Originally Posted by Looper

If in fact this scene is the prelude to some full on fudge nudging then

You even sound gay... You'd love this beer:



Gay Beer- Purple hand and Salamander | Beer Images

Looper has a new nickname: Purple hand.

Well I think that is all a bit previous Betty.

I say there is nothing wong with a little bit of honey in your beer to soften the palate a little. You can experiment with different honeys to find the one that suits you.

I find Blue Gum Wildflower honey (nectar was gathered from the Blue Gum) does the trick although some Mixed Gum Apple Blossom blend will do at a stretch.

I think some of these posts need moving to the gay forum...

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I think some of these posts need moving to the gay forum...

Or here

https://teakdoor.com/food-and-drink/9...nger-beer.html

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I think some of these posts need moving to the gay forum...

This one does:-

Originally Posted by Looper

I find Blue Gum Wildflower honey (nectar was gathered from the Blue Gum) does the trick although some Mixed Gum Apple Blossom blend will do at a stretch.

Does the honey dissolve in the beer?
Or just goo in the bottom?

Put a teaspoon of clear honey (not set honey) in a small cup add 2 teaspoons of water and stir it until it is syrupy water. Then add a teaspoon of that to the glass with the beer already poured and stir.

Not suggesting it is a good idea for all beers but for certain bitter hoppy beers it can soften them up.

Originally Posted by Looper

Put a teaspoon of clear honey (not set honey) in a small cup add 2 teaspoons of water and stir it until it is syrupy water. Then add a teaspoon of that to the glass with the beer already poured and stir.

Not suggesting it is a good idea for all beers but for certain bitter hoppy beers it can soften them up.

Or just drink Thai Heineken. It's way too sweet already.

Cooper's Extra Stout for me!!! Some good reviews, Marmers!!!

so Marmite, where is your review on Chang Export

I saw some in a bar the other day but they only sold big ones, so I had a big Singha instead

Originally Posted by DrAndy

o Marmite, where is your review on Chang Export

Not tried it yet.

I suppose I should do a back-to-back study of the 3 main Changs available, but the mere thought of drinking it sends shivers down my spine.

the export is quite nice, but a very very light beer. Good for hot days and sporting events.

I wasn't too keen on Chang Export.

I would sooner drink Leo

Originally Posted by Sailing into trouble

reminds me of Camerons from Hartlepool.

Ah now there's a blast from the past. The beer of my youth

What a sad state of affairs we have come to:

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

I wasn't too keen on Chang Export.

Horrible.

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

I would sooner drink Leo

Horrible.

^ Come to think of it I would sooner drink Siam Sato out of a pair of a pair of old unlaundered Speedos than Chang Export

While searching for a pic, I came across this.........

Thailand on a shoestring » Above Bawd, Opinion, Opinion Articles » In Pattaya Now

siam sato is sweeter than the Kool Aid my mom used to serve on hot days back in Saudi.

^^ Somtamslap developing his writing skills by throwing in pieces for the Pattaya rags... Oh the shame...

^ Ahh, the anonymous poster does name drop a certain Somtamslap and some guy from Stoke.

The Elephant Man gets a mention too, oh and Simon mentions slurping something

Slaps through him self in at the start, middle and climax... he clearly wrote it...

^ The writer of the piece just lifted it off teakdoor.

Copy and pasting off our website ?

Cheeky Bastards

I wonder if DD will sue ?

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

I wonder if DD will sue ?

Should at least throw them to the floor.