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Thats strange, My girlfriend came home one day and tied this piece of string around my cock, What dose that mean?

Wifes family always does the string thing if I am going of to a different coutry or taking the kids abroad or on a holiday. It doesnt bother me and will wear it normaly for 3 days and then cut it of and put it in my wallet and give it to my wife when I return.

Originally Posted by Kea

Thats strange, My girlfriend came home one day and tied this piece of string around my cock, What dose that mean?

Gotta a dose of the clap

not the same as the string wound round the hands, of you the missus and relatives carry on then ?

Originally Posted by navynine

what a shit load of people with nothing else too say or do

Watch out Pattaya, looks like one of the fleets have come into port for some much needed shore call

Originally Posted by nedwalk

^ he ran out of white string?

I guessed so.

Originally Posted by geoff

The orange one means that you are a Blackpool supporter.

Pah. Bugger that, i`d rather support dirty Leeds.

Originally Posted by Kea

Thats strange, My girlfriend came home one day and tied this piece of string around my cock, What dose that mean?

She made a wish at the temple that you could grow a bigger cock.

Originally Posted by Kea

Thats strange, My girlfriend came home one day and tied this piece of string around my cock, What dose that mean?

Maybe she was hoping it would get gangrene and fall off!!!

Hmm. It would seem that farangs are more interested in their penises than in learning about the country they live in. No doubt our great cultural heroes, Plato, Augustus, and Himmler, are spinning in their putative graves

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Hmm. It would seem that farangs are more interested in their penises than in learning about the country they live in

And how many years has it taken you to work that out Bob

Originally Posted by Rigger

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Hmm. It would seem that farangs are more interested in their penises than in learning about the country they live in

And how many years has it taken you to work that out Bob

Took me about 15 seconds but I never tire of pointing it out to the overweight, underbrained retards who've used their social security payments to inflict themselves on this country.

Cmon Bob, relax a little. Whilst your input is both insightful, and welcome, are others not allowed to have a little joviality?

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Hmm. It would seem that farangs are more interested in their penises than in learning about the country they live in. No doubt our great cultural heroes, Plato, Augustus, and Himmler, are spinning in their putative graves

"Our" cultural......it's always nice to have the definitive around to speak for all of us and extend the proverbial standard. Thanks, Doc.

^You're welcome. You seem to be entirely incapable of expressing anything for yourself so I thought I'd take up the slack. No charge.

BTW, I understand you're a dink, or possibly a zipperhead (I'm not entirely sure of the difference, I'll ask BoonMee when he gets back from the Moo Baan Heart Of Darkness 7/11), so you're not included in "our".

String. I have always liked the sound of this word, in a cheeky anglo celtic kind of way, yet surely to describe this ethereal fabric pressed about ones fervent wrist by an Ordained One (or an old crone) as mere string is an insult to the Blessed one himself.

I would like a honest answer of what the orange string represents?

If it is possible...

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Nope, not when the so-called joviality is a so basic a 3 year old would be ashamed of it. "Heh, heh, pee-pees!".

Lets not forget, this is Teakdoor, and is becoming more like you describe as the months roll on.

Originally Posted by Carrabow

I would like a honest answer of what the orange string represents?

If it is possible...

String? Nothing. Many temples make colored string bracelets ,have them blessed by the monks, and sell them to tourists and pilgrims as a way to raise revenue for the temple. That's all. Even in Thailand not everything is symbolic. BTW, has it never occurred to ask you anybody in one of the places where these things are sold? What are you, psychotically shy?

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Originally Posted by Carrabow

I would like a honest answer of what the orange string represents?

If it is possible...

String? Nothing. Many temples make colored string bracelets ,have them blessed by the monks, and sell them to tourists and pilgrims as a way to raise revenue for the temple. That's all. Even in Thailand not everything is symbolic. BTW, has it never occurred to ask you anybody in one of the places where these things are sold? What are you, psychotically shy?

Shy no...inquisitive yes

Originally Posted by astasinim

The Mrs says the orange ones are mainly gifted from the monks. Sometimes someone who has spent some time (not just a couple of months) as a monk or mair chee, will hand out orange ones that have been passed to them from a monk. How accurate that is, I don't know.

It was a better answer than Bob's

I've got 3 that my bf's family tied onto me while chanting. That was at the end of October and I still have them. Is there a set time as to how long you're meant to keep them on?

Originally Posted by HollyGoodhead

I've got 3 that my bf's family tied onto me while chanting. That was at the end of October and I still have them. Is there a set time as to how long you're meant to keep them on?

No. You can take them off anytime you want.