My Story

**BullRunner** · 07-11-2007, 11:20 PM

Is this thread the record setter for Hits?

**Clockwork Orange** · 07-11-2007, 11:25 PM

Without taking into account all those 'change a letter' type threads, I believe it could be.

**November Rain** · 07-11-2007, 11:31 PM

Originally Posted by Clockwork Orange

Originally Posted by November Rain

I was going to invite you to come to HH

I wasn't planning on travelling to Thailand to hook up with farang chicks old enough to be my mum

I could go to grab-a-grannie night at the Ritz nightclub down the road for that

I would like to see the dog shelter, though.

Never say never

Fuck off, twat!

Can I have that copyrighted, please???

**HermantheGerman** · 08-11-2007, 12:09 AM

Listen up Clockwork Orange:

As you know nowadays there is always a part two. So here is my suggestion.

Clockwork Mango.......her story.

...as I put on my makeup and getting ready to go to work the phone rings. It's this crazy farangh stoned again and begging me to take his money...

well I better let you continue

**stroller** · 08-11-2007, 12:26 AM

It's a well narrated story, I didn't think this kind of breaking-the-law reports were cool here, but one lives and learns.

**Clockwork Orange** · 08-11-2007, 12:29 AM

Thanks, Stroll.

It's the breaking the law aspect that has been the secret of this thread's success, I think. Why do you think there are so many cops & robbers shows on TV? People can't get enough of that sort of thing.

**stroller** · 08-11-2007, 12:49 AM

Well, yeah, and I suppose you are fairly safe in Blighty.
I'd be damned if I'd tell what I used to be up to.

**HermantheGerman** · 08-11-2007, 01:12 AM

Originally Posted by stroller

Well, yeah, and I suppose you are fairly safe in Blighty.
I'd be damned if I'd tell what I used to be up to.

Me too !

Problem #1 my english !
Problem #2 my wifes english is too good !

....meaning I'll never get to the end, instead of some car chasing me it will be my wife with a frying pan.

**Clockwork Orange** · 08-11-2007, 01:15 AM

Somebody brought this to my attention

Just popped over to teakdoor to see what was happening there and came across this great series of annecdotes by Clockwork Orange. Thought I'd post it here for you all to enjoy. I even sorted out the spelling and paragraphing. Check it out - it's better than an episode of eastenders!

Cheeky sods.

There was nothing wrong with that paragraphing.

As for my spelling, maybe they should have checked how to spell 'anecdotes' before slagging it off in the same sentence

**jizzybloke** · 08-11-2007, 01:34 AM

Pretentious cnuts over there!

**kingwilly** · 08-11-2007, 06:13 AM

Originally Posted by Clockwork Orange

Thanks, Stroll.

It's the breaking the law aspect that has been the secret of this thread's success, I think. Why do you think there are so many cops & robbers shows on TV? People can't get enough of that sort of thing.

and they are all completely true as well!

But fair dues, I think you've written a great story, great writing style and you really knew how to work your audience. I cannot write as well as you have. Parts of your story may well have elements of truth to them, dont they say all good novels/stories have elements of truth to them.

But it mildly irritates me that you continue to insist every word is gospel. I just simply dont believe it ... much the same as when u chat to the old sexpats in bars and they are all special forces soldiers or CIA on a mission in thailand....

**NickA** · 08-11-2007, 07:50 AM

Originally Posted by stroller

Well, yeah, and I suppose you are fairly safe in Blighty. I'd be damned if I'd tell what I used to be up to.

Good, we don't want to know about your bestiality and shit munching past.

**Cujo** · 08-11-2007, 08:35 AM

Thanks, CO. For giving us that great read.
I believe it.

**Clockwork Orange** · 08-11-2007, 08:58 AM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

I just simply dont believe it ... much the same as when u chat to the old sexpats in bars and they are all special forces soldiers or CIA on a mission in thailand....

Putting it like that, I can see where you're coming from, but every word is true. The best part of the story I've had to leave out altogether, so there is more to it than meets the eye, but you have not read one word of a lie.

**kingwilly** · 08-11-2007, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by Clockwork Orange

The best part of the story I've had to leave out altogether, so there is more to it than meets the eye,

lemme guess, some strange men followed you to europe and you had to jump out of a moving train to escape them....

**Clockwork Orange** · 08-11-2007, 09:06 AM

Just so I can be clear what you are talking about, which part(s) of the thread were unbelievable, in your mind?

**NickA** · 08-11-2007, 09:14 AM

Don't worry CO, you are my hero!

**AntRobertson** · 08-11-2007, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by Clockwork Orange

Originally Posted by kingwilly

I just simply dont believe it ... much the same as when u chat to the old sexpats in bars and they are all special forces soldiers or CIA on a mission in thailand....

Putting it like that, I can see where you're coming from, but every word is true. The best part of the story I've had to leave out altogether, so there is more to it than meets the eye, but you have not read one word of a lie.

Personally I think, as with every good story, there is an element of exaggeration or embellishment after the fact.

But it doesn't really matter in any event. True or not it has been entertaining and that's all that counts.

**Marmite the Dog** · 08-11-2007, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Originally Posted by Clockwork Orange

Originally Posted by kingwilly

I just simply dont believe it ... much the same as when u chat to the old sexpats in bars and they are all special forces soldiers or CIA on a mission in thailand....

Putting it like that, I can see where you're coming from, but every word is true. The best part of the story I've had to leave out altogether, so there is more to it than meets the eye, but you have not read one word of a lie.

Personally I think, as with every good story, there is an element of exaggeration or embellishment after the fact.

But it doesn't really matter in any event. True or not it has been entertaining and that's all that counts.

KW is just jealous that someone's managed to put more content into one thread than he's managed in his lifetime.

**kingwilly** · 08-11-2007, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

But it doesn't really matter in any event. True or not it has been entertaining and that's all that counts.

erm, innit this wot i said.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

just jealous that someone's managed to put more content into one thread than he's managed in his lifetime.

i thought i did say it was much better written than i could eva do.

**AntRobertson** · 08-11-2007, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

But it doesn't really matter in any event. True or not it has been entertaining and that's all that counts.

erm, innit this wot i said.

Who the hell knows!?!

**patsycat** · 08-11-2007, 11:00 AM

I've just done 27 pages and want to know the rest of this debilitating story did she or didn't she? Or else i shall go back naming cats

**Cujo** · 08-11-2007, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by patsycat

I've just done 27 pages and want to know the rest of this debilitating story did she or didn't she? Or else i shall go back naming cats

Read it, you'll enjoy it.

**BullRunner** · 08-11-2007, 12:34 PM

any questions, you asked. How old were you then? do you stick to one brand of beer, if so which? Did you say you are an insurance salesman now?

**Fast Eddie** · 08-11-2007, 01:47 PM

Thread of the year, in my opinion. Highly entertaining.

I think it's all quite believable. The only bit where i would think he might have embellished things would be the chase at the end and the text message as he's about to fly away, but it rounds off the story well.

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