Wayne, Jock, and Doc Fish Thailand

**Wayne Kerr** · 11-09-2007, 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

I like this one more than most of your others because of the human interest.

Thanks mate ... good to see you stroking the Aussies on here before this weekend's rugby

. Wish you guys all the best of luck of course ...

Seafood Sunset on Jomtien Beach - 2

Jock, Dr. Jones, and I first met a decade ago working in Australia’s seafood industry. I ended up here, one of the world’s biggest seafood producing countries. They are both from the eastern states of Australia, but ended up in Perth which is good for high value seafood trade … shrimps, lobsters, Patagonian toothfish, etc. It was great to see them after quite a few years and to be able to show them a good time in Thailand.

The following “Seafood Sunset” on Jomtien Beach in Pattaya was friggin awesome. I’ve had some great piss-ups on Asian beaches over the years, and have been plied with the best grog and food from Indonesia to China, but this one on Jomtien will stick in my mind for a while I reckon. A carton of Beer Chang, fresh shrimp and crabs, and a fair bit of crapping on … the perfect warm up.

^ Doc being a pretty good footballer in his day gets a few aches and pains when hung over and reckoned he’d start the session off with a massage

^ After getting the beer sorted … next thing was finding something to eat. These chaps know a shit load more about seafood quality than me and were quite certain that these had been dragged around the beach all day. We decided to wait for one of the pick-up trucks that cook the stuff up fresh for ya.

^ We went in for some freshwater shrimp, crabs, and blue mackerel bbq’d in aluminium foil … does it get any better than this

^ The old blue-swimmer crab … they were chock a block full of meat too

^ Some more crabs … for those that have read my other traveller’s tales I’m a crab junkie

^ The lads loved these suckers … shrimp brains and beer is the delicious

^ After a while things started feeling pretty good … Jock was in fine form

^ Then the sun started setting and the lads started asking whether this was a normal weekend in Thailand or not … I thought about it for a while and reckoned a reasonable answer was “yes”.

^ A good shot of the sunset taken by Doc I believe

^ Doc giving the setting the thumbs up

^ Doc nursing his beer whilst looking over Bum Island off Pattaya

^ The beer took on a healthy glow at one stage

^ Mrs. Kerr and the sunset

^ Voted best pic of the day

**daveboy** · 11-09-2007, 11:29 PM

Great thread

**Wayne Kerr** · 12-09-2007, 12:14 AM

Originally Posted by daveboy

Great thread

Feels like its just starting out ... rock'n'roll, bondage bar action, racing cars, fishing, and go-go bar videos still to come

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Anyway, back to road ...

I think Mrs. Kerr needed a bit of a break from listening to pissed Aussies all afternoon and suggested we go straight to Walking Street with Wayne Jnr and that she’d come down an hour or two later to pic the young fella up. I thought it best to take them to the bar opposite the pharmacy on the corner of the soi Tahitian Queen 2 is on … f’d if I know what it’s called but they play good music, the beers cheap, and all the girls pretend that they want to take me home … what more could you want.

Anyway, this magician bloke rolled up as soon as we got there and spent some time teaching Wayne Jnr some new tricks. I’m sure you’ve all seen him on Walking Street before, but if you haven't check this video out.

**Wayne Kerr** · 12-09-2007, 12:39 AM

Walking Street, Pattaya - Night 1 (cont.)

Whilst Wayne Jnr was learning a few tricks off the magician I lined up a game of pool with a few of the girls at the bar. Told the lads that I’d picked one to play with me and that they should both pick a partner. Anyway Doc picked the one that I had my eye on and being the nice chap that I am suggested that she should partner with him. She agreed and was happy to pose for a few happy snaps for TD. I urged her to move forward a little bit in the second photo for the obvious reasons.

^ Doc and the first Patttaya lass he met – it was love at first sight (says the jealous old married fucker, f'n hell I was jealous, videos of her coyote dancing later

)

^ I like the close up picture better - classic tits and teeth girl

^ I don’t what the girls saw in them, but boy did they have some fun

**Wayne Kerr** · 12-09-2007, 01:04 AM

Walking Street, Pattaya - Night 1 (cont.)

Mrs. Kerr arrived quite fast which freed us up to check out some more serious joints. First stop was the Buffalo Bar on “Sai 3”. This is a great joint and the lads were reluctant to leave, but after I told them there was an Aussie theme bar next door based on the 90s Aussie movie “The Castle” they were out of there in a flash. They were keen to meet the Asian look-a-like of Sophie Lee I’d worded them up about

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^ The lads posing in front of “The Castle” … cop the serenity … tell him he’s laughing

^ Got a little more than they bargained for of course … but they seemed to fit in quite well

**jizzybloke** · 12-09-2007, 01:04 AM

Nice one Mr Kerr!

**Wayne Kerr** · 12-09-2007, 01:36 AM

Originally Posted by jizzybloke

Nice one Mr Kerr!

Thanks Jizz

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Anyway, back to the road ...

Somehow after "The Castle" we ended up back down on Walking Street in the bar we started out in. The lovely lass from the pics above took us to a place I know only as the "Rolling Stone Bar". Someone please correct me if I'm wrong but its towards the pier end of Walking Street.

I took some funny video of an old chap going off to the Kink's song "All Day and All of the Night". He must have been close to 70, but whatever he was on I want some. I've attached a small clip of him dancing below.

**dirtydog** · 12-09-2007, 01:48 AM

Ah yes, The Castle, Pattayas very own fetish bar they have a Website.

**Wayne Kerr** · 12-09-2007, 01:58 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Ah yes, The Castle, Pattayas very own fetish bar they have a Website.

Reckon Alan and co would be interested in some of our pics for his photo gallery? As it is it's a pretty crappy website really

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Anyway, last thing I kinda remember about that night (mainly because my camera took the following video somehow) is losing Doc

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**Jock Itch** · 12-09-2007, 08:22 AM

Ahhhh yes - if it wasn't for the camera to jog ones memory

was always funny going through the camera next day and exclaiming "Ohhhhhh yeahhhhhh .......... I remember !!!!!"

don't forget the odd browsing on some tasty scorpions + crickets, and the mysterious bag of grasshoppers you found in your pocket.....
Luckily those kebabs washed the crunchy bits down !!!

**gusG** · 12-09-2007, 09:57 AM

Great thread again Wayne, but where are the coyote dancing vids you promised? Sorry I can't green you so I gave one to Jock.

**Marmite the Dog** · 12-09-2007, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by Wayne Kerr

Mrs. Kerr suggested Pattaya Centre Hotel

Did they charge a joining fee for the missus?

**Wayne Kerr** · 12-09-2007, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Did they charge a joining fee for the missus?

Don't quite follow you there mate?

**Marmite the Dog** · 12-09-2007, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by Wayne Kerr

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Did they charge a joining fee for the missus?

Don't quite follow you there mate?

I stayed there (I think) with GoW once and they insisted she paid a joining fee as if she was a hooker.

I think it was because a thick Aussie booked up the room for one person though.

**Wayne Kerr** · 12-09-2007, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I stayed there (I think) with GoW once and they insisted she paid a joining fee as if she was a hooker.

Shit ... I don't think so. We had Wayne Jnr with us which usually helps avoid these uncomfortable situations.

Originally Posted by Jock Itch

Ahhhh yes - if it wasn't for the camera to jog ones memory was always funny going through the camera next day and exclaiming "Ohhhhhh yeahhhhhh .......... I remember !!!!!"

There are a few that I've deliberately erased for good

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**Jock Itch** · 12-09-2007, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by gusG

Great thread again Wayne, but where are the coyote dancing vids you promised? Sorry I can't green you so I gave one to Jock.

cheers - don't worry - the dancin' vids will come

Originally Posted by Wayne Kerr

Originally Posted by Jock Itch

Ahhhh yes - if it wasn't for the camera to jog ones memory was always funny going through the camera next day and exclaiming "Ohhhhhh yeahhhhhh .......... I remember !!!!!"

There are a few that I've deliberately erased for good

.

yes.......... but how much extra beers will it take to erase from my mind ???

- Just flicking through that DVD this morning - very funny - but some stuff there that will have to go !!

**Wayne Kerr** · 12-09-2007, 12:42 PM

Anyway, back to the road ...

The buffet breakfast at the Pattaya Centre Hotel is not so bad. I had a mild case of post-inebriated anxiety and my hands were shaking too much to get any decent pics. The place was packed with Indian/Pakistani looking chaps so Jock, Doc, and I had a pretty good time discussing international cricket issues such as match fixing, mysterious deaths, and ball tampering whilst waiting for our eggs to be cooked.

Anyway our plan was to try and organise a fishing charter that afternoon, but given the fun the night before it was agreed that we’d have to be back early in order to enjoy more of sin city. We also had to find some more memory for Doc’s camera … fortunately there was a Commart fair on at one of the big resorts so this little problem was easily fixed. In fact I quite enjoyed checking out the plethora of tits and teeth girls in the place. Also saw my first 1 Terabyte (1000 GB) hard disk for sale … man could you fit some porn on that sucker

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^ Lovely T&T girls at the Commart fair in Pattaya

**Wayne Kerr** · 12-09-2007, 01:35 PM

It was well past lunchtime by the time we got out of IT fair and our chances of doing some fishing at sea were quickly slipping away. I remembered reading something about fishing parks down off Thepprasit Rd so off we went to find one of these joints as a next best alternative. We kinda got a bit lost before stumbling upon the Pattaya International Go-Kart track. The lads thought a few quick laps could sort their hangovers out and I knew I could get a beer in there so off we went. Here’s a vid of the boys starting off.

**Wayne Kerr** · 12-09-2007, 01:40 PM

A vid of the lads racing down the main straight

**Marmite the Dog** · 12-09-2007, 01:43 PM

I see you're busy today, Wayne.

**MeMock** · 12-09-2007, 01:43 PM

How much do the go karts cost?

**Wayne Kerr** · 12-09-2007, 01:47 PM

About 300 baht I think for 10 minutes, but it seemed like they were out there for a good half hour.

**Wayne Kerr** · 12-09-2007, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I see you're busy today, Wayne.

Day off mate, and using it to do sweet bugger all, bloody needed it after the weekend away

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**Wayne Kerr** · 12-09-2007, 02:57 PM

After a bit of asking around we finally found a fishing park at the end of Jomtien Soi 14. Of course not the tuna and mackerel we hoped to be able to spend some time chasing at sea … but hey I guess that’s Pattaya for you.

^ Entrance to the Pattaya Fishing Park

^ A bit of the fishing pond at Pattaya Fishing Park

^ Walking out to our hut we bumped into this big mad looking yank bastard … he was there with his scrawny yank mate and a katoey. We tried to sit as far away as possible from them but they were loud mouthed red necks and I reckon you could hear the constant crap pouring out of their mouths from a mile away.

^ First things first … some beer and food

^ Then the fish started biting and Doc was onto a big one

^ Doc netting a fish

^ Nice looking fish of about 10kg I reckon … bloke working there says they have 20 kg ones in the pond

^ Jock Itch got plenty of nice ones too

^ All-in-all a pretty good way to get over a hang over and warm up for Pattaya’s nocturnal delights

**Wayne Kerr** · 12-09-2007, 03:06 PM

A good video of the lads knocking into a few big fish

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