Nocturnal recreation in Penang-
Batu Ferringhi-
Hard Rock Hotel has some good live music past Ferringhi.
Bora Bora has loud music on the beach up there too.
Both of the above are great for sunsets whilst holding each others penises
Rasa Sayang is even prettier for sunset and has a 9 hole golf course.
Tree Monkey is great for Thai food and views
Georgetown
Slippery Senoritas and MOIS are the 2 main clubs on upper Penang road.
Pink Lady is full of Thai brass who will try and rinse you.Avoid
Olive was probably my fave place to go around there for loud music and has fantastic samosas.
Soho is like a Brit pub on Penang road. Theres a few ugly Viet freelancers in there. Loud music.
Chulia Street is the place to head down if you wanna drink o with backpackers. You can hire a vespa there which is a great way to get around the island with the wingman braking hard down the hills
The cheapest place to drink on the island is outside the 2 liquor stores on the corner of jalan Muda where it meets Jalan Stewart. All the booze is smuggled there from Langkawi. Its only about 20 baht a can of beer. You'll see loads of backpackers and old alcy Indians sitting there so its good to buy a crate for your stay.
Gurney Drive
Mr Potts- cheap local institution to drink and eat.
Gurney Plaza
Eurodeli do 3 pints for 50 ringgit and have live bands.. theres a treehouse bar opposite the McDonalds there too that do the same but with smaller glasses.
Theres also a nightclub in the G hotel there.
Gurney Paragon
For watching the water fountain and eating mainly American shit
Brussels Bar has cider, buy one one free
Morganfields have promotions too.
Jalan McAllister
McAllister Mansion is a nice upmarket joint with great food and large wine selection to frottage a date
Thats all i can think of for now, apart from the big phallic symbol that is Komtar