Thread: Canine caper leaves cleric in coma

PITSANULOKE: An errant monk was caught in a compromising position on November 5 after he suffered a stroke while having sex with a temple dog behind Sam Toei Temple in Wat Thong District.

Villagers were drawn to the scene by the howls of protest from the dog, which the monk had lashed to a tree.

After seeing the monk in flagrante delicto with the heavily pregnant Thai Bangkaew dog, villagers called the police.

By the time officers arrived on the scene, the excitement had obviously been too much for the 65-year-old monk to take.

He was found lying unconscious next to the animal. A bottle of dishwashing liquid was found next to the monk, presumably for use as a makeshift lubricant.

Rescuers rushed the monk to hospital, where he remains in a coma. Doctors said he had suffered a stroke and are not sure if he will survive.

The cleric was identified in Thailand’s best-selling daily newspaper as Phrapan Chitutasaro,

The abbot of Wat Sam Toei, Phramali Dhamachantho, said Phrapan had been at the temple for only a few days.

Temple authorities were preparing to ask him to leave because he had refused to provide references from his former temple.

Police did not say what Phrapan would be charged with if he regains consciousness.

Pinched from Phuket Gazette who give credit to Thai Rath

Did he use the washing up liquid so he could cum clean!!?

Barking mad-already posted here surely?

^ I apologise if it has been; but I looked back as far as 5/11/09 & didn't find it. Not with that title anyway

Originally Posted by rickda

Did he use the washing up liquid so he could cum clean!!?

Very good!

But why a pregnant dog? Surely not frightened he could get one pregnant?

Maybe another forum then, the dirty old bugger

It is called 'Letting the side down"

googling the Bangkaew dog it was originally bred at a temple so new breed is starting here. monk -bang -a-few and the dishwashing liquid was to clean the dog honestly

i hope the dog wasnt underage

Originally Posted by Ancient Future

howls of protest from the dog, which the monk had lashed to a tree.

Lashed to a tree? So, it was either not consensual or it was kinky.

The monk is a f*&%n freak and you guys are making jokes about the poor innocent victim, how would you like it if he was banging your beloved Fido??

Good point. Have put a call in to the Thai branch of PETA.

RSPCA

Originally Posted by Carnwadrick

how would you like it if he was banging your beloved Fido??

My dog would bite his dick off . . .

Originally Posted by corvettelover

googling the Bangkaew dog it was originally bred at a temple so new breed is starting here. monk -bang -a-few and the dishwashing liquid was to clean the dog honestly

i thought you'd said it was BkkAndrew...

The dog was pregnant, obviously a promiscuous slut.

Originally Posted by Agent_Smith

The dog was pregnant, obviously a promiscuous slut.

. . . pregnant by another monk?

^The bitch ain't sayin'

Cur . . . !

Originally Posted by Ancient Future

Temple authorities were preparing to ask him to leave because he had refused to provide references from his former temple.

Shit you gotta have references to be a monk!!!! What's that abbot (about)

Originally Posted by Ancient Future

Police did not say what Phrapan would be charged with if he regains consciousness.

One would hazard a guess at beastiality???? Or is that too hard to spell for the BIB???


P.S I laughed my arse off at many of your comments above....very funny indeed...the bitch ain't talkin.... and yours PH...
found this and thought of a randy monk....."are you ready dear?"