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    Lucky man marries thai twins simultaneously

    Lucky man marries thai twins simultaneously


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    Monday, June 08, 2009

    After Mr Wichai (Tao), aged 24, from Samut Songkram province, who earns his living by dealing in old goods, got married to gorgeous twins Ms Sirintara and Ms Thipawan 22, he vouched his sincerest 'equal love' for both of them!

    Mr Wichai, just yesterday, got married in a grand ceremony to both twins simultaneously.


    Subject: Lucky Man Marries Thai Twins.
    (Translated from the Thai Rath Newspaper)

    On being interviewed by Thai Rath reporters, Mr Wichai declared wholeheartedly that he didn't see much problem in having to perform tiresome marital duties with two wives.

    In the engagement ceremony before the wedding, Mr Wichai successfully offered a dowry of eight baht of gold and 80,000 baht EACH for his lovely darlings.

    Both families celebrated the marriage with joy and were said to be delighted for the threesome.

    Mr Wichai told the press that he had been best of friends with his neighbouring twins since they were children.

    'When I grew older, I would walk past their house each morning and try to decide for myself which one I fancied more, but it was darn impossible - I adored BOTH of them - I just couldn't decide which one of them to chat up.....!'
    He went on to say, 'For three continuous years all three of us would go on dates together, until there was one day when I couldn't stand the frustration any longer and told them, 'I love you and want to marry you BOTH''

    The fortunate Mr Wichai, instead of getting a slap in the face, was overjoyed when both girls admitted to having sworn all along that they wished to marry the same man!

    'It wasn't easy at first, what with the neighbours gossiping, but our family sympathized, understood, and fully supported our mutual love for the one man' the twins said.

    Mr Wichai arranged for his brides to live with him in his family house after the wedding, and his mother has already proudly prepared TWO rooms for the newly-weds.

    Our reporters were just gagging to hear the response to this mouth-watering question:-
    "And.... what are the sleeping arrangements Mr Wichai?", to which he replied modestly with a beaming smile.

    'Absolutely no problems! For the first three nights of the week, I will sleep with Ms Thipawan and the next three will be spent with Ms Sirintara. As for every Saturday, the three of us will sleep together'.

    Ms.Sirintara finally told the press, 'When my twin and I worked as assistant nurses, we promised each other that we would never leave each other's side, and that our future husband would have to either take us both, or leave us.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by venturalaw
    have to either take us both,
    an offer he could not refuse

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    This story is about 3 years old.

    Still a lucky bastard though.

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    Agree, old old news.

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    yes a lucky guy
    and the total of about 360000 bath is ok

    some twins are really bonded so yes, this can be a way to do it

    he must be enjoying great saturday nights

    wonder what the girls are willing to do? any limits within the threesome
    and of course the love

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    Lucky? No way.
    He has two identical women that's boring, no variety.

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    That he is not lucky is wishful thinking on your part Thets.

    Actually are they even identical? Doesn't say they are and one looks taller than the other for a start.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thetyim
    Lucky? No way. He has two identical women that's boring, no variety.
    but you can beat one as much as you like and then take the other one out in public and nobody would ever know

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    I think he just cut his lifespan in half. He will have to get them both pregnant right away or they will drain his life force from him. Two women every night, even Superman can't keep up with that pace.

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    Seriously, it sounds like a nightmare unless they are both really good sorts.

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    If cmn see's this thread he will probably kill himself

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    Man they are cute

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    What More Can A Man Ask For???? Emmmmmmmmmmm, To Be Out Of The House When Mother Nature Calls

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    If cmn see's this thread he will probably kill himself
    And that's a bad thing because.......?

    Think of the hits you would get.

    Friends and family

    Other Thai-expats.

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    Anonymous said... The penalty for bigamy is two wives.
    I agrees

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    It would be kinky if they were conjoined.

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    Quote Originally Posted by venturalaw
    As for every Saturday, the three of us will sleep together'.
    My imagination is running riot now!

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    The only thing better than marrying sexy twins would be having them as Mia Noi's.

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    Twice the headache. Twice the superstitious beliefs. Their word against yours. etc. Plus you'd always get the strange feeling that they were plotting your demise telepathically.

    I would rather pay for that arrangement for a night than dive into it for a lifetime.

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    If they divorce, does he have to pay spousal support to both?

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    Jeez I have enough trouble with handling 1 wife let alone 2 that look the same.

    He can have it as far as I am concerned even with the obvious erotic twist.

    Don't believe this bloke will ever be joining us here on Teak Door and with the little spare time he is going to have on his hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thetyim
    He has two identical women that's boring, no variety.
    good point, and twice the headache,

    wonder how he is doing now

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    Could be trouble when they start ganging up on him.

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    Would be sweet if they were bisexual and born in Tasmania.

    3 years ago, wonder if still together ?


    I had a friend that had conjoined brothers. One was gay and the other was straight. Told me a story about how the gay one had invited his boyfriend over to stay the night for the first time.

    The straight one was panicking cos they only had one arsehole between them.
    I like poisoning my neighbours dogs till they die cos I'm a cnut

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    Imagine having two women on the rag at the same time . . .

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