Thailand News - Strident anti-everything critic Stroller missing, feared drunk
Bangkok, August 8, 2008
The well-known local shit-stirrer and general pain in the sphincter area, Stroller, has been missing from his favourite watering hole and soap-box for several days now.
Efforts to find the missing Stroller have so far been confined to low-class slop-houses and hooker's dens employing those over 50 and servicing those over 60.
Unfortunately the ladies declined to comment on a regular and the regulars comments were declined.
If anyone knows the whereabouts of this Kipling of the Orient, please inform the nearest internet-cafe or contact Col. (Pol) Somchai Porntip of the Burriram Vice-Squad.
AAP, Reuters, TeakDoor