Results 1 to 19 of 19
  1. #1
    Thailand Expat prawnograph's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2013
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Beached
    Posts
    3,000

    Phuket: Brit arrested - cocaine in passport

    Bangkok Post 3 May 2024

    PHUKET: A Briton was arrested after a small amount of cocaine was found inside his passport at Phuket airport on Thursday.

    Police said on Friday that immigration officers arrested Jamie Louis Swain, 29, after discovering a sachet containing 0.42 grammes of cocaine inside his passport at the inbound passenger terminal around 7pm.

    The arrest was made after an immigration officer on duty checked his passport at an immigration counter. Upon opening the passport, the officer found a plastic sachet containing suspected powder inside. The man appeared to be shocked.

    The suspected item was taken for testing, and the results confirmed it was cocaine, a category 2 narcotic drug.

    Mr Swain was handed over to Sakhu police station for further legal action.

    Pic from Daily News


  2. #2
    Thailand Expat prawnograph's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2013
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Beached
    Posts
    3,000
    The Mail UK version:

    British tourist faces up to 20 years in Thai prison after 'he is caught with a bag of cocaine hidden in his PASSPORT by immigration staff'



    A British tourist is facing up to 20 years in a Thai prison after he was allegedly caught with a bag of cocaine hidden in his passport by immigration staff.

    Jamie Louis Swain, 29, from Enfield, north London, arrived in Phuket, Thailand on an Etihad Airways flight on Thursday night.

    When he handed his passport to an immigration officer, the cop noticed a small plastic bag with white powder inside when flicking through the document to find an empty page to place the visa stamp.

    Officers said that Swain reacted with surprise, before he started swearing and shaking, prompting authorities to conduct further inspections and scanning his luggage.

    He was arrested at Phuket International Airport, where police tested the substance found in his passport and confirmed it was 0.42 grams of cocaine.


    When he handed his passport to an immigration officer, the cop noticed a small plastic bag (pictured) with white powder inside when flicking through the document to find an empty page to place the visa stamp

  3. #3
    Thailand Expat
    malmomike77's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2021
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    14,015
    He is, the heat and general feeling of faded colonial decay must be getting to him.

  4. #4
    Thailand Expat harrybarracuda's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    97,232
    I *think* it's up to five years and/or Bt100K, and that allows for much more than this as "possession.

    If he can raise the money, they'll probably deport and blacklist him.

    What a silly boy.

  5. #5
    Hangin' Around cyrille's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Home
    Posts
    34,336
    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    ...the heat and decay...
    Probably just a wee accident after one too many kilimanjaros.

  6. #6
    Thailand Expat harrybarracuda's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    97,232
    Quote Originally Posted by prawnograph View Post
    The Mail UK version
    I love the British tabloids. I remember reading in the Currant Bun about this alcoholic, whose doctor had told her she was going to die if she didn't stop drinking. So she was moving to Qatar where, and I quote: "Drinking alcohol is punishable by death".

    Now I may not be Sherlock Holmes, but I think I could establish the actual cause of death there.

    The next post may be brought to you by my little bitch Spamdreth

  7. #7
    Thailand Expat
    taxexile's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Last Online
    Today @ 05:16 PM
    Posts
    19,609


    the photograph says it all.

    the lowrent shoplifter haircut, eyes transmitting brooding council estate menace that screams "what are you fucking looking at you cvunt" and the puzzled frown that in his jet lagged too many beers on the plane hungover confusion signifies he is slowly coming to the inescapable conclusion that he has done something that if he were in the uk would result in a bout of cheery backslapping banter from his gormless mates but here, at immigration in thailand where in an unbelievable example of carelessness, idiocy, folly and ineptitude he opens his passport and out drops a bag of cocaine. the immigration officer probably couldnt believe his luck!

    a delicious denouement delightfully delivered.

    couldnt have happened to a more deserving pillock, the incurably stupid deserve all they get and i hope he gets a few years.

    he flew etihad, pity he wasnt collared in abu dhabi!

    Last edited by taxexile; 04-05-2024 at 03:29 PM.

  8. #8
    Member

    Join Date
    Mar 2018
    Last Online
    Yesterday @ 08:28 AM
    Location
    Back in Farangland
    Posts
    376
    I hope they just deport and blacklist him. This lad is too stupid for international travel.

  9. #9
    Making people dance. :-)
    Edmond's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2020
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Cebu
    Posts
    14,771
    Jamie Vardy's looked happier.


    Hardly importing it to sell. Not even half a gram. Forgot it was there? What a fookin' turnip.

  10. #10
    Hangin' Around cyrille's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Home
    Posts
    34,336
    Actually handing it to the io in his passport.

    I'd say it was a set up, but if it was surely details would not have been released.

    Jamie Vardy would be fine with King Power on his side.

  11. #11
    Thailand Expat
    katie23's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2014
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    PI
    Posts
    6,755
    ^had to Google who Jamie Vardy was. This guy does look similar to Vardy but Vardy has a better hairstyle.

    Though TBF, this guy looks like he has good abs.

    Still, he's a candidate for the Darwin award though. Putting the container of coc*ine in one's passport, forgetting about it, then handing both over to the IO?! Face palm moment....

    About as bad as the American tourist who went to Turks & Caicos, then they found ammunition in his bag. He's now detained in T&C, on bail but awaiting trial.

    American tourist facing prison in Turks and Caicos over ammunition says he's soaking up FaceTime with his kids back home - CBS News

  12. #12
    Member
    KWAN's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Last Online
    23-05-2024 @ 06:58 AM
    Location
    Jomtien
    Posts
    224
    Wonder why the coke was not spotted at UK airport. ? Slackers !

  13. #13
    Thailand Expat DrWilly's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2021
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    12,104
    Perhaps the loose bag was floating around in his bag and got stuck/caught up in his passport.

  14. #14
    Thailand Expat armstrong's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    6,984
    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Jamie Vardy's looked happier.


    Hardly importing it to sell. Not even half a gram. Forgot it was there? What a fookin' turnip.
    Passport and empty coke bag in same pocket probably.

    Maybe my OCD but I check I've got the right passport about 300 times before I get to the desk and I don't even do drugs.

  15. #15
    Thailand Expat
    Troy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Last Online
    Today @ 02:03 PM
    Location
    In the EU
    Posts
    12,339
    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    I'd say it was a set up
    Sounds like it to me. I'm wondering who he pissed off enough to do it.

  16. #16
    Thailand Expat DrWilly's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2021
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    12,104
    What makes you think it’s a set up?

    There really are some people this stupid.

  17. #17
    Making people dance. :-)
    Edmond's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2020
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Cebu
    Posts
    14,771
    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    Perhaps the loose bag was floating around in his bag and got stuck/caught up in his passport.
    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    Passport and empty coke bag in same pocket probably.

    Maybe my OCD but I check I've got the right passport about 300 times before I get to the desk and I don't even do drugs.
    This makes the most sense.

    Tiny bit left over in his pocket from his going away sesh. stuck his passy in his jeans pocket coming up to immi and it got lodged in there.

    Badabingbadaboom, charged with importation.

  18. #18
    Member

    Join Date
    Mar 2018
    Last Online
    Yesterday @ 08:28 AM
    Location
    Back in Farangland
    Posts
    376
    I trust Boris Johnson doesn't do cocaine. He can be as stupid as this sad looking young man.

  19. #19
    Thailand Expat
    BLD's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2022
    Last Online
    Today @ 09:53 PM
    Location
    Perth/laos
    Posts
    3,378
    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    Passport and empty coke bag in same pocket probably.

    Maybe my OCD but I check I've got the right passport about 300 times before I get to the desk and I don't even do drugs.
    You should

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •