Thread: Intoxicated British Man Too Drunk to Unlock His Gate Impales Himself Climbing His Fen

An intoxicated British man sustained a serious abdominal injury after impaling himself on a pointed iron fence at his residence in the Bang La Mung district of Chon Buri. The incident occurred on Sunday, April 7th, in the early morning hours.


Emergency responders swiftly arrived at the man’s residence, located in the Nongprue area, after receiving a distress call around 12:15 A.M. There, they discovered the foreigner, later identified by police as Michael G., a 65-year-old British national, stuck on the fence. One of the fence posts, shaped as an arrowhead, had pierced his belly, causing a wound approximately five to six inches deep.


The rescuers skillfully lifted Mr. Michael off the railing, administered first aid, and promptly transported him to a nearby hospital. His condition was critical due to the severity of the injury.

According to local media reports, Mr. Michael initially attempted to open the gate to his house but was too inebriated to do so. Subsequently, he decided to climb over the fence to get inside, slipped, and tragically impaled himself on its top.


A concerned neighbor, identified only as Ms. Pat (50), recounted hearing loud moans and cries before discovering Mr. Michael’s precarious situation. She acted swiftly, fetching a ladder to help rescue him and promptly alerting paramedics.

Mr. Michael had been residing in the house for several months, according to Ms. Pat. Authorities continue to investigate the circumstances surrounding this unfortunate event.

Intoxicated British Man Too Drunk to Unlock His Gate Impales Himself Climbing His Fence at Pattaya Home - The Pattaya News

forking hell

You just can't make this stuff up!

British drunken louts. You’d think at 65 he’d know better but…..

The unthinking rescuers messed up his Darwin Award attempt…

Originally Posted by thailazer

You just can't make this stuff up!

We've all been there. I got stuck in my dog flap 20 years ago.

ouch!

perforation of the intestine and possibly liver, spleen and pancreas depending on which side it went in. silly fucker could end up with a colostomy depending on the skills of the surgeon. hope he has insurance!



mind you he is a fat fuck and the thick layer of fat may very well have protected his inner organs.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

We've all been there. I got stuck in my dog flap 20 years ago.

You perverted canine fucker.

Why do this silly foreigners always wear shorts 24/7? just gives the mozzies more to go at.

Originally Posted by britanicus123

Why do this silly foreigners always wear shorts 24/7? just gives the mozzies more to go at.

I don't wear shorts when I sleep, so it's more like 16/7. I occasionally get bitten, but it's better than sweating my ass off. Do you wear long sleeved shirts at night too?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

We've all been there. I got stuck in my dog flap 20 years ago.

Hmm, furniture dollies and my driveway is a sad memory

Originally Posted by BLD

Hmm, furniture dollies and my driveway is a sad memory

I remember this story.

I had a better result than this guy though

The builder asked if I wanted a spikey top to my fence or my gate. No.