Thread: Briton Falls to his Death in Udon Thani after Trying to Pee off Balcony

The easiest way of solving a piss problem in the middle of the night is this , get a large empty plastic bottle , cut the top end off, and put it next to your bed. A home made potty that stops you dying for a piss.

Originally Posted by wasabi

A home made potty that stops you dying for a piss.

Then you go to the balcony to empty your potty and whoops !

You empty it ^ in the morning in the toilet when your sober.

Originally Posted by wasabi

The easiest way of solving a piss problem in the middle of the night is this , get a large empty plastic bottle , cut the top end off, and put it next to your bed. A home made potty that stops you dying for a piss.

Or just go to the toilet like most civilised folks would.

I like to dab my cock with tissue after a piss and such hygeine practices aren't really compatible with pissing into some sawn off coke bottle

It's called a bed pan and they have been around for centuries. Hospitals still use them for bedridden patients.

Us British are showing our decorum and etiquette now.
Why not do as the Chinese would do and just shit and piss in the bed. No need to move and risk life and limb.

Originally Posted by Digby Fantona

I don't think anybody can really say they know a place unless they have defecated there.

Is this the inane drivel that this forum has been reduced too A simpleton who is clearly lacking a normal balance of chromosomes has been allowed to make over 300 posts nearly all of which are complete and utter nonsense. I demand that you fuck off and dont come back

Originally Posted by Scottish Gary

Originally Posted by Digby Fantona

I don't think anybody can really say they know a place unless they have defecated there.

Is this the inane drivel that this forum has been reduced too A simpleton who is clearly lacking a normal balance of chromosomes has been allowed to make over 300 posts nearly all of which are complete and utter nonsense. I demand that you fuck off and dont come back

Are you seeking to deny me my independence ? Hypocritical Scottish person !

Originally Posted by CCC

Us British are showing our decorum and etiquette now.

And nobody has yet mentioned taking a leak in the kitchen sink. It's really bad etiquette if you don't lift up the dirty dishes waiting to be washed.

That's what I liked about the big flood...Could just piss in the living room...It was already thigh-deep in water...But the croc in the driveway was not a plus...

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

such hygeine practices aren't really compatible with pissing into some sawn off coke bottle

Your dick should not touch the "bottle," Pat...Tempting though it may be to "roger" it...

Originally Posted by Gazza

Originally Posted by CCC

Us British are showing our decorum and etiquette now.

And nobody has yet mentioned taking a leak in the kitchen sink. It's really bad etiquette if you don't lift up the dirty dishes waiting to be washed.

Funny how an off the cuff remark can trigger long lost memories...

... apprenticeship finals, celebration, mid 70s, Wolverhampton, many drinks, follow the lead into public toilets. Urinals are a little high and have their own flush taps...then someone notices machine serving Dr White's...oops...must have been 20 guys go into the ladies that night...

Originally Posted by misskit

The former accountant

He's now former everything.

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

Even then the balcony likely has a drain hole

Originally Posted by BobR

the safety wall on the balcony looks high enough and has 3 openings large enough to easily pee through while standing safely on the floor.

Yes and yes.

Originally Posted by misskit

after visiting his favourite karaoke bar

Wonder if his last song was, "My Way"?

Originally Posted by wasabi

The easiest way of solving a piss problem in the middle of the night is this , get a large empty plastic bottle , cut the top end off, and put it next to your bed. A home made potty that stops you dying for a piss.

If you are massively drunk, I think it'd be easier to crawl to the toilet and do it girl style, versus the task of whizzing into a small bottle whilst horizontal.

^ That's what she said...

Silly man.

RIP