Life in the UK Test-Good-Link

bkkandrew · 18-05-2008, 03:29 AM

^Actually, as a sign of the times, the signs are gone from the Embassy. Visas are now obtained from the Ratchdamri sub-contractor's office and the 'approved' Visa consultant, which I have never used, is in the entrance hall of the Visa application centre.

Sickening, perverse and, indeed, a sign of the times!

**English Noodles** · 18-05-2008, 05:09 PM

Oh well

Total Score: 14/24 (58 %)
You have FAILED the Test
You need to get at least 75% (18 Questions correct) to pass this test.

**English Noodles** · 18-05-2008, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by bkkandrew

Sickening, perverse

Not sickening or perverse, what was sickening and perverse was when i wanted to get something done at the embassy, I had to wait in line for hours behind a bunch of gold digging issaan bar whores who were trying to get visas to go suck the life out of some dumb retard back in the UK.

Every time it was the same, much better now. Australia and China are two that I know of who have been doing this for ages. I'm sure there are many more.

**flash** · 18-05-2008, 05:21 PM

Total Score: 18/24 (75 %)
You have PASSED the Test

**CharleyFarley** · 18-05-2008, 07:01 PM

I failed as well, not enough Welsh questions and too many scottish ones.

**Sparky** · 18-05-2008, 07:13 PM

Test's What a load of crap the Country is already full to the brim with the scum of the earth from around the globe .

What the fck do they hope to achieve now ??? when its too late Britain is lumberd with them thanks to self centred useless politicians for the last 30 years when alarm bells should have started to ring in there mindless heads .

Too Fkin Late now , let them all in the true Brits are leaving anyway like rats leaving a sinking ship which is what it is !!!!

bkkandrew · 19-05-2008, 02:46 AM

Originally Posted by English Noodles

Originally Posted by bkkandrew

Sickening, perverse

Not sickening or perverse, what was sickening and perverse was when i wanted to get something done at the embassy, I had to wait in line for hours behind a bunch of gold digging issaan bar whores who were trying to get visas to go suck the life out of some dumb retard back in the UK.

Every time it was the same, much better now. Australia and China are two that I know of who have been doing this for ages. I'm sure there are many more.

But the Visa section and the Consular section (where you would 'get something done') are entirely separate and, being on different floors, you would not be able to view them from the Consular waiting area...

**mrsquirrel** · 19-05-2008, 08:25 AM

Something is wrong with that test.

I feel that is was OCR scanned. Too many mistakes for it to be the real thing.

**mrsquirrel** · 19-05-2008, 08:30 AM

Where are the headquarters of the Metropolitan Police?
10 Downing Street
12 Oxford Circus
48 Regent Street
6 Scotland Yard

**CharleyFarley** · 19-05-2008, 09:50 AM

somewhere in London

**English Noodles** · 19-05-2008, 12:33 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Where are the headquarters of the Metropolitan Police?
10 Downing Street
12 Oxford Circus
48 Regent Street
6 Scotland Yard

Non of the above, it's New Scotland Yard.

**Norton** · 19-05-2008, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I got 8 wrong answers Probably won't let me back now

Chicago is a nice place to live.

**Norton** · 19-05-2008, 02:04 PM

Guess you have to be a stupid merkin to pass the test!!

Total Score: 23/24 (95 %)
You have PASSED the Test

What are the two characteristics of civil servants?
Friendliness and efficiency
Long holidays and quick service
Political neutrality and professionalism
Political correctness and slow but careful service

**DrAndy** · 19-05-2008, 04:52 PM

I dont think that test is an officially approved one, just some commercial organisation trying to sell its answer books

The only place I have seen any typical questions was in the government website, and they were merely to help you get used to the format of the test

as for Aussies, Canadians etc having to take the test, why not? the t test is not about just English fluency, it is also about all you may need to know about living in Britain.

as for Sparkys remarks

Test's What a load of crap the Country is already full to the brim with the scum of the earth from around the globe .

What the fck do they hope to achieve now ??? when its too late Britain is lumberd with them thanks to self centred useless politicians for the last 30 years when alarm bells should have started to ring in there mindless heads .

Too Fkin Late now , let them all in the true Brits are leaving anyway like rats leaving a sinking ship which is what it is !!!!

what a load of rubbish!! would he like to tell us exactly what a "true Brit" is?

as for "too Fkin late", I agree, it was already too late by 1066

**Sparky** · 19-05-2008, 10:30 PM

^ If you need me to explain the point to you then you obviously need to take the test . Wish you luck hope you pass England needs you !!!!!!!

**Seekingasylum** · 20-05-2008, 04:28 AM

Can the English test be taken in Welsh?

There is a point here since England and Wales share jurisdiction and I gather the latter ere entitled to have anything they may encounter in that ghastly place translated into their dead language and presumably this right would also be extended to their migrant whoopsies with whom they intend to cohabit ?

Just a thought.

**astasinim** · 20-05-2008, 05:14 AM

^
It would be a Welsh test then wouldnt it.

**Seekingasylum** · 21-05-2008, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by astasinim

^
It would be a Welsh test then wouldnt it.

That faint waft you felt above your head was my point blissfully passing you by.

**NickA** · 21-05-2008, 10:44 PM

Legally, sufficient knowledge of Welsh and Scottish Gaelic can also be used to fulfil the language requirement. Home Office guidance states that if anyone wishes to take the test in these languages (for instance Gaelic‐speaking Canadians or Welsh‐speaking Argentinians) arrangements will be made for them to do so.

from Life in the United Kingdom test - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

**DrB0b** · 21-05-2008, 11:26 PM

Am I the only one who's noticed that that's NOT the "life in the UK" test and is made up by people trying to get you to click on their google ads? FFS, never mind life in the UK, intelligent life of any sort would have spotted that test as a fake, of course some of the questions are gibberish - the guy who made them up is Gujerati!

**NickA** · 22-05-2008, 07:27 AM

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Am I the only one

No, Bob, I think everyone had noticed that. They are supposed to be sample questions.

**DrB0b** · 22-05-2008, 12:58 PM

^they're not samples, they're totally made up.

**Texpat** · 23-05-2008, 02:55 AM

Q 23. When yore runnin wiv a pack of Chelsea yoof and are confrontid with coppers in full riot gere, should you:

A. Frow yore fookin botle at dem
B. Call their Muvers a bunch of useless munter kunts
C. Drop yore weapons and moove to da curb
D. Demand to talk wiv da Chief a' Police

**Marmite the Dog** · 23-05-2008, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by Texpat

Q 23. When yore runnin wiv a pack of Chelsea yoof and are confrontid with coppers in full riot gere, should you:

A. Frow yore fookin botle at dem
B. Call their Muvers a bunch of useless munter kunts
C. Drop yore weapons and moove to da curb
D. Demand to talk wiv da Chief a' Police

Ummm...."A"?

**Butch** · 23-05-2008, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I got 8 wrong answers Probably won't let me back now

You had no chance anyway...

I flunked as well... only 66%

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