Thread: Another multi-entry visa trip to Singapore..What not to do!!

Well it all went as planned as per the previous threads by DD and Gazza.

What not to do is to go out for a beer with slimboyfat.It will leave you totally useless the next day. Just summoned enough energy to pick up my crisp new visa.

stayed at Hotel 81 in Gaylang.As already described, it is one of the "legal" prossie zones of S'pore.Goes all day and night. With some cute and not so cute hookers and katoeys ply their sometime substantial wears.....

So after I lodged my visa thingie at the embassy,fatboyslim picked me up and we sampled a few of the local bars.Lots of viet,Thai and pinoy shelias etc.

From there into a better part of town,where it was just expats and tourists drinking.This means fcuking expensive.

From there we popped in to the Four Floors of Whores as FBS described it.To other people it is called Orchard Towers.Shelias and blokes dressed up as shelias everywhere.

Infact, I have never seen so many katoeys in one place.Infact it was a little intimidating at times.I did manage to find one loverly young Thai lass and told her not to leave us while we chugged down our beers.I actually told her that I loved her....and she wasn't that nice.Being surrounded by 'blokes' can do that to you....

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

stayed at Hotel 81 in Gaylang

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

katoeys ply their sometime substantial wears.....

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

blokes dressed up as shelias everywhere.

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

so many katoeys in one place

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

told her that I loved her

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

surrounded by 'blokes' can do that to you....

Well someone has had an interesting visa run haven't they.

Is this Slim Boy Fats idea of showing a fellow TD'er a good time?

Well,the other three floors were great.Chokka block full of ladies.SBF was a great host and a very nice chap too.

I'm sure the lads in CM will be able to show him the sites at night here.For a bloke that said he wasn't much of a drinker,he did bloody well!!

The thing in the pink shorts.....her tits and her ass are in different time zones.

^...and those pics are flattering....

Oh dear slim i did try to warn you,he's a beer monster.... hi L C you naughty boy

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

^...and those pics are flattering....

Too bad they werent flattening as well...

What about the visa process?

What did you bring and what did they ask to see?

Passport,Internet copy of bank statement showing more than 400 thou.,copy of wife ID card,Marriage cert copy....and that's it.Dropped off in the morning with S$220.Picked up next afternoon.Easy as having a few beers with slim....

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Easy as having a few beers with slim....

actually it sound easier than have a few with slim...

^what, so you can book your sickie

Originally Posted by William

^what, so you can book your sickie

yes, that and a shore pass from the wife

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Passport,Internet copy of bank statement showing more than 400 thou.,copy of wife ID card,Marriage cert copy....and that's it.

You dont need the bank statement for the visa, just if you apply for the 12 month extension at immigration. I suppose it doesnt hurt to show it though.

Originally Posted by Gerbil

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Passport,Internet copy of bank statement showing more than 400 thou.,copy of wife ID card,Marriage cert copy....and that's it.

You dont need the bank statement for the visa, just if you apply for the 12 month extension at immigration. I suppose it doesnt hurt to show it though.

You do in Singapore.(Although not in NZ...for the time being anyway) They actually checked and said what currency was the amount in and what figure it came to in Thai baht.

^ Strange. Why would they accept a foreign bank statement that you'd downloaded and printed yourself? There's no way they could verify it with the bank?

Dunno why.They have no idea what my statment would look like from the bank anyway.Even on my 'real' bank statements, (That I stopped them sending years ago) it doesn't mention NZD anywhere.My home address might be a give away though...

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

SBF was a great host and a very nice chap too.

He was just intimidated by your size, and was advised to keep you away from the Jack Daniels.
Looks like exposing you to the ladyboys was a wise move on his part.

Dunno skully.I did use a statement that was about 4 days old and showed about 2 weeks trading.It only had one deposit and no withdrawls.

^ So you did just invent one

'Bank of TeakDoor'?

^ If only I knew how!!

Originally Posted by stroller

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

SBF was a great host and a very nice chap too.

He was just intimidated by your size, and was advised to keep you away from the Jack Daniels.

Actually,it's the Jim Beam that I should be kept away from.I have my name on the Pirates Cove wall of shame.. Right beside Lady Hawks bloke.