Bible 101

**kingwilly** · 12-10-2006, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by keda

Well well, learning something every day...must confess never heard of a fundie, but now realise I've been posting to one the past few days.

likewise!

^^ but great post !

**kingwilly** · 12-10-2006, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by RDN

[Perhaps that is the problem - you preach too much and teach too little.

i'd give that 15 / 10!!!!

**Hootad Binky** · 13-10-2006, 03:10 AM

**kerux** · 13-10-2006, 04:36 AM

You have a distinct aversion to answering questions. I leave off a question mark on a question I put to you and you use it as an excuse not to answer. You're pathetic.

You left the question out of the question.

**kerux** · 13-10-2006, 04:39 AM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

Originally Posted by RDN

[Perhaps that is the problem - you preach too much and teach too little.

i'd give that 15 / 10!!!!

Both of your problem is you post too much and think too little.

**Hootad Binky** · 13-10-2006, 04:39 AM

Hi Kerux! Ajarn hasn't been the same without you. Give the boys (and girls) a smile over there with one of your classic posts!

**kerux** · 13-10-2006, 04:53 AM

Tell the offspring of monkeys over there, and especially Little Kingdom Man Lousy, I said hello

Is that fishy smell gone yet?

**Whiteshiva** · 13-10-2006, 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by Sir Burr

Originally Posted by kerux

I answer questions....

Bwahahahahah.......no you don't.
You have a distinct aversion to answering questions. I leave off a question mark on a question I put to you and you use it as an excuse not to answer. You're pathetic.

Personally I have him on my ignore list, and only open one of his post now and then so that I can red him. Afterall, did you ever find a single one of his posts interesting, amusing or entertaining?

**kerux** · 13-10-2006, 09:09 AM

Personally I have him on my ignore list, and only open one of his post now and then

**BillyZ** · 13-10-2006, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by Whiteshiva

Afterall, did you ever find a single one of his posts interesting, amusing or entertaining?

Amusing and entertaining? Absolutely!

"It's in the Bible."

**lovebucket** · 13-10-2006, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by lovebucket

my point is, IF YOU (not i) claim that there is a god who has power over the weather as in YOUR (not my) claims about the flood, why would such a powerful and compassionate entity allow these disasters to happen to his followers? please don't uselessly ask me again.... "well, what do you expect him to do?" because it's a poor and tiresome tactic.

Originally Posted by kerux

Maybe he should intervene in the snow fall too? Maybe not enough to ski on? Maybe he should stop the warm weather in Thailand? You know, those Thai people don't like to get burnt. Maybe He should stop the earth from moving and shifting to prevent earthquakes? Stop volcanoes from erupting? Opps! there goes Hawaii. Stop the earth from turning? Give us some specifics.

i can't catch my breath! you feeling ok?

Originally Posted by kerux

You want to tell God what to do, (where did i say that?: lovebucket) and complain He doesn't do what it is He should, (where do i complain about anything?: lovebucket) but given a chance to tell us how you would do it or how you think it should be done, it's poor and tiresome tactic? But your complaining about how things are done isn't? (?: lovebucket)

Originally Posted by lovebucket

my question is, IF YOU (not i)claim that there is a god who has power over the weather as in YOUR (not my) claims about the flood, why would such a powerful and compassionate entity allow these disasters to happen to his followers? please don't uselessly ask me again.... "well, what do you expect him to do?" because it's a poor and tiresome tactic.

please have another bash why don't you. and assume i don't believe in god, thus nullifying juvenile questions such as "well, what do you expect him to do?".....show these good people what you're made of instead of what you are not.

**kingwilly** · 13-10-2006, 06:16 PM

Originally Posted by kerux

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

Originally Posted by RDN

[Perhaps that is the problem - you preach too much and teach too little.

i'd give that 15 / 10!!!!

Both of your problem is you post too much and think too little.

hahahaha - says he with 572 posts to his name with little other than than biiblical quotes in them that mean nothing!

i already told u - lets agree to disagree, or if not, step on into the wallace and grommit thread and i'll give u a real shalacking that you've only tasted on my Bible vs Evolution thread!

**kerux** · 13-10-2006, 06:16 PM

Best Selling Non-Fiction Book

The world's best-selling and most widely distributed book is the Bible, with an estimated 2.5 billion copies sold since 1815. It has been translated into 2,233 languages and dialects. The Christian Bible as we know it today is in two parts, the Old Testament and the 27 books of the New Testament, written between 50 and 150 AD. The latter and some of the additional books were originally written in Greek.

Guiness Book of World Records

Best selling non-fiction book of all time.

You own one?

Ever glance through it?

Read a few pages?

Study it?

Call yourself educated?

**kingwilly** · 13-10-2006, 06:18 PM

Personally I have him on my ignore list, and only open one of his post now and then

[/quote]

me too - lot more bladdy peaceful around here - i tell ya!

**kerux** · 13-10-2006, 06:20 PM

The Bible was written:

over a 1500 year span.

over 40 generations.

over 40 authors from every walk of life(i.e. ~ kings, peasants, philosophers, fishermen, poets, statesmen, scholars, etc).
in different places(i.e. ~ wilderness, dungeon, palace, etc).

at different times(i.e. ~ war, peace, etc).

in different moods(i.e. ~ heights of joy, depths of despair, etc).

on three continents(i.e. ~ Asia, Africa, & Europe).

in three languages(i.e. ~ Hebrew, Aramaic, & Greek).

including hundreds of controversial topics which would create opposing viewpoints
when mentioned or discussed, yet it has perfect continuity.

**kingwilly** · 13-10-2006, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by kerux

Best Selling Non-Fiction Book

The world's best-selling and most widely distributed book is the Bible, with an estimated 2.5 billion copies sold since 1815. It has been translated into 2,233 languages and dialects. The Christian Bible as we know it today is in two parts, the Old Testament and the 27 books of the New Testament, written between 50 and 150 AD. The latter and some of the additional books were originally written in Greek.

your repeatig yerself now...

Best selling non-fiction book of all time.

non-fiction - yes - doesnt mean it's 100% factual

You own one? - yes

Ever glance through it? - yes

Read a few pages? - yes

Study it? - yes, but not in the same manner as u do it would appear.

Call yourself educated? - yep, and still learning, tho not from anything u post. actually not quite correct - i've learnt u cannot have sensible conversation with a fundie

and that u really r a nutter

**kerux** · 13-10-2006, 06:38 PM

Best selling non-fiction book of all time. non-fiction - yes - doesnt mean it's 100% factual

The Bible is not the DaVinci Code.

If you learned you can't have sensible conversations with a fundie, why are you engaging me, who you label, a nutter?

[I ask myself that question all the time.]

**kingwilly** · 13-10-2006, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by kerux

Best selling non-fiction book of all time. non-fiction - yes - doesnt mean it's 100% factual

The Bible is not the DaVinci Code.

If you learned you can't have sensible conversations with a fundie, why are you engaging me, who you label, a nutter?

[I ask myself that question all the time.]

its not the literal truth either!

reason i keep posting is that ur replies keep me laffing!

**Sir Burr** · 13-10-2006, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by kerux

The Bible was written:

over a 1500 year span.

over 40 generations.

over 40 authors from every walk of life(i.e. ~ kings, peasants, philosophers, fishermen, poets, statesmen, scholars, etc).
in different places(i.e. ~ wilderness, dungeon, palace, etc).

at different times(i.e. ~ war, peace, etc).

in different moods(i.e. ~ heights of joy, depths of despair, etc).

on three continents(i.e. ~ Asia, Africa, & Europe).

in three languages(i.e. ~ Hebrew, Aramaic, & Greek).

including hundreds of controversial topics which would create opposing viewpoints
when mentioned or discussed, yet it has perfect continuity.

And with all of the above, you think it's the literal truth?
A book written by Man, many men, all fallible with personal agendas.
I think with the post of yours above, you have just undermined every other post you have made.

**kingwilly** · 13-10-2006, 08:10 PM

^ he still wont get it!

**Butterfly** · 13-10-2006, 08:15 PM

guys, you should be ashamed of yourselves, feeding trolls like that

**Sir Burr** · 13-10-2006, 08:15 PM

^^^
You're right. Time to put him on ignore.

**Thetyim** · 13-10-2006, 08:22 PM

**Thetyim** · 13-10-2006, 08:34 PM

Deuteronomy 23:2
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation.

bb..bb..but Jesus was a bastard

**Thetyim** · 13-10-2006, 08:42 PM

Judges 9:13
God sent an evil spirit between Abimelech and the men of Shechem; and the men of Shechem dealt treacherously with Abimelech

1 Samuel 18:10
The evil spirit from God came upon Saul, and he prophesied

2 Kings 21:12
Thus saith the LORD God of Israel, Behold, I am bringing such evil upon Jerusalem and Judah, that whosoever heareth of it, both his ears shall tingle

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