Thread: Arabs hot for Israeli porn

By Helen Jupiter
January 29, 2008

First, they refuse to acknowledge Israel's existence. Then, they log on to a website that's doubly forbidden: Not only is it Israeli--it's Israeli porn. Who are these seekers of sexy skin? Oh, just a few hundred thousand (at least) Arabs in countries like Syria, Saudi Arabia, Iran, and Iraq, and if you ask me, they're exhibiting some kind of newfangled Madonna and the Whore complex.

"I hate Israel and will beat her down...or at least, beat off to her lovely ladies!" The fact that some of these countries even go so far as to block the Israeli ".il" domain isn't slowing these sneaky porn rats down, either. Nosireebob: They're logging on in droves to a site called Ratuv, especially now that the site has been translated into Arabic, with lots of detailed descriptions and a veritable assload of free pics.

It happened like this: After installing software that identifies where users are logging on, the managers of Ratuv discovered that a large number of their visitors were in Arab countries. They decided that a lack of diplomatic relations didn't have to equal a lack of sexual relations, so despite not being able to accept money for video downloads from these countries, manager Nir Shahar set to work making the site as hospitable as possible.



She May Not Be Dressed Like a Diplomat: but she sure can negotiate some rocky terrain!


With the Arabic translations and extra free pics, traffic from these countries rocketed to 100,000 hits per week. The Ratuv team is currently looking into creating and registering a similar site in Europe or America, so that they can legally accept credit card payments from countries prohibited by Israeli law. They're also eyeballing the possibility of making films in which Arab and Israeli stars come together. So to speak. Talk about a forbidden fetish.



Perhaps there is something to the old adage, "make love, not war," after all. Someday soon, the ambassadors and diplomats of the world might just have names like Dick Long and Wendy Whoppers.



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God willing, the server will stay up.

not a bad site.

Theres some half decent Arab porn around too.

Originally Posted by sabang

Theres some half decent Arab porn around too.

You bet. Love those Hirsute types.

Those sorry 2 faced sumbitches, not in my country you don't, and then they go to another country and do everything that is prohibited by their religion.

I was drinking beer one evening in the Middle East Hotel bar in Manama and you went into the head and pissed on a tile wall with water running down into a trough in the floor, and an Arab came in just as I was leaving and bumped into me and then started cussing me for not getting out of his way, the drunken prick, so I copped a sunday on the side of his head and he went head first into that trough and I went out and drank more beer with the bunch of Dutch Dredgermen I was drinking with.

This will put them off

I reckon that if young muslim men were allowed to have girlfriends there'd be a hell of a lot less terrorism in the world.

Originally Posted by DrB0b

I reckon that if young muslim men were allowed to have girlfriends there'd be a hell of a lot less terrorism in the world.

You pobly right about that, I know my ol granny told me that whacking off would make ya crazy, and I think to strap 20 pounds of C-4 around you and then torch it off you would have to be some nuts.

^ A guy pretty much like that used to be our sponsor or partner in Dubai, he was a minor Prince. When in town, he wore the flowing gown and tea towel, all Moslem virtue and all that. When he was out of the Middle East, it was expensive designer label stuff, and whooping it up with the boys.

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Good, after all I thought we wanted them to adopt Western values!

All the time Bob, All the time, not just when they are out and among humans.

Originally Posted by Texpat

First, they refuse to acknowledge Israel's existence. Then, they log on to a website that's doubly forbidden: Not only is it Israeli--it's Israeli porn. Who are these seekers of sexy skin? Oh, just a few hundred thousand (at least) Arabs in countries like Syria, Saudi Arabia, Iran, and Iraq, and if you ask me, they're exhibiting some kind of newfangled Madonna and the Whore complex.

This is normal Muslim double standards, those fokkers twist everything to fit there insane religion..