Whose God is More Vicious?

**stroller** · 10-10-2007, 03:34 PM

A tongue-in-cheek quiz to test your knowledge of the Bible versus Koran

:
Whose God is More Vicious? Quiz

I only scored 4 right answers...

**RandomChances** · 10-10-2007, 03:37 PM

I have'nt looked at the link but are'nt they both the same God, just different messingers

Edit, just looked, 9/10

**barbaro** · 10-10-2007, 03:40 PM

Interesting answers. I didn't take the quiz because it's biased in a sort of strange way. "Equally vicious" is very subjective, and comparing them at levels of "visciousness," is not possible, I think.

Both religions are bad, IMO.

Both gods are fabricated, and made up by men, IMO.

People who follow both religions are ignorant fools, IMO.

**Clockwork Orange** · 10-10-2007, 03:45 PM

There is a dispute as to whether Jesus was actually God, but both the Gods in question are one & the same thing. Without taking the quiz I can tell you it is the Christian version of God who is the worst. I'm pretty clued-up on all this as I saw a documentary about it.

I scored six.

**DrB0b** · 10-10-2007, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by stroller

A tongue-in-cheek quiz to test your knowledge of the Bible versus Koran

:
Whose God is More Vicious? Quiz

I only scored 4 right answers...

hah, very funny. Milky, were you serious in your reply? The whole site is a parody, and an obvious one at that

**stroller** · 10-10-2007, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by Clockwork Orange

it is the Christian version of God who is the worst

The argument against this is that the New testament superceds the old one - apparently he changed his mind.

Isn't the OT the basis of Judaism, the 3rd (and original) religion who could be said to worship the same god?

**barbaro** · 10-10-2007, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Originally Posted by stroller

A tongue-in-cheek quiz to test your knowledge of the Bible versus Koran

:
Whose God is More Vicious? Quiz

I only scored 4 right answers...

hah, very funny. Milky, were you serious in your reply? The whole site is a parody, and an obvious one at that

I know that, Dr.Bob.

What's your point?

And why quote Stroller and not reply to him, but reply to me?

**DrB0b** · 10-10-2007, 04:01 PM

Ha

Originally Posted by Milkman

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Originally Posted by stroller

A tongue-in-cheek quiz to test your knowledge of the Bible versus Koran

:
Whose God is More Vicious? Quiz

I only scored 4 right answers...

hah, very funny. Milky, were you serious in your reply? The whole site is a parody, and an obvious one at that

I know that, Dr.Bob.

What's your point?

And why quote Stroller and not reply to him, but reply to me?

Saving posting time "hah, very funny was for stroller". No big deal, was just curious about the way you said "biased in sort of a strange way", that's all - nothing serious. Relax. Peace out.

**ceburat** · 10-10-2007, 04:06 PM

There is only one God. Before the birth of the Lord Jesus the Jews followed God. Then came The Lord Jesus who was God in the flesh. Gospel of John, Chapter one, Holy Bible. The Jews refused to believe and accept Jesus and had him killed. The Christians are the one who followed The Lord Jesus which is to say the same as saying, The Christians are the ones who continued to follow the one and only true God, The Lord Jesus Christ. Some years later the Muslims started following the same God.

From the beginning there has only been one God and today there is only one God.

**Clockwork Orange** · 10-10-2007, 04:08 PM

There may be only one God but he comes in a variety of flavours.

**RandomChances** · 10-10-2007, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by ceburat

From the beginning there has only been one God and today there is only one God.

You'd think he would of gotten his communications stratergy sorted out a bit better then, him being omnipotent and all

**DrB0b** · 10-10-2007, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by ceburat

There is only one God. Before the birth of the Lord Jesus the Jews followed God. Then came The Lord Jesus who was God in the flesh. Gospel of John, Chapter one, Holy Bible. The Jews refused to believe and accept Jesus and had him killed. The Christians are the one who followed The Lord Jesus which is to say the same as saying, The Christians are the ones who continued to follow the one and only true God, The Lord Jesus Christ. Some years later the Muslims started following the same God.

From the beginning there has only been one God and today there is only one God.

Agreed, the sinners on this forum should re-read John 1, no doubt the beauty of the words will soften their black and evil hearts and draw them back from the the precipice of fire and into the loving embrace of the Lord;

John 1

From LOLCat Bible Translation Project

1. In teh beginz is teh cat macro, and teh cat macro sez "Oh hai Ceiling Cat" and teh cat macro iz teh Ceiling Cat.
2. Teh cat macro an teh Ceiling Cat iz teh bests frenz in teh begins.
3. Him maeks alls teh cookies; no cookies iz maed wifout him.
4. Him haz teh liefs, an becuz ov teh liefs teh doodz sez "Oh hay lite."
5. Teh lite iz pwns teh darks, but teh darks iz liek "Wtf."
6. And teh Ceiling Cat haz dis otehr man; his naem iz John.
7. He tellz teh ppl dat teh lites is tehre, so dat teh doodz sez "OMG."
8. Him wuz not teh lite; he jsut sez teh lites is tehre.
9. Teh tru lite--iz lotz of lite--iz comes, k?
10. He iz liek, "Oh hai, I mades u," but teh wurld duznt sees him.
11. He iz comes to his stuffs, but his stuffs sez "Do not want!"
12. And sum guyz did want, and sez "Teh Ceiling Cat pwns," and deez guyz iz liek his kidz—
13. But not liek reel kidz, k? Iz liek teh Ceiling Cats kidz.
14. Teh cat macro is becomes Visible Man (omg) and he is lives wif us. We is sees teh glorie taht is frum teh one n only; him come from teh dad wif teh grace and teh truth.
15. John is liek "Oh hai" becuz uf him. He sez "OMG tihs guy iz teh one taht is comes after me him iz bettr becuz him comes frst, k?"
16. Becuz is a lotz of grayce we has teh blessns.
17. Moses is liek "Hay I has teh lawz"; Jesus is has teh grayce and teh trooth.
18. Ceiling Cat is Invisible, but teh one n only (him is wif Ceiling Cat) is liek "Hay look."
19. Jerusalem Sent Levites and Pretchers to John and sez "OMG! Who r u?"
20. John says "Me no lyer, not Jesus, Ceiling Cats kitteh"
21. They asked him, "Who R u? R u Elijah?" He said, "Omg no!" "R u teh Prophetz?" He sez, "WTF? Omg, No!"

John 3
1. Naow dis guy Nicodemus iz a Pharisee and leeds teh Jews.
2. He comez to teh Jesus in teh nites and he sez "We knoes u comez frum teh Ceiling Cat and we knoes u pwn."
3. An Jesus sed, "Ceiling Cat has invisible haus, u gots 2 borned agen 2 see it."
'4. Nicodemus sez, "wtf dood? How doez dat werk?"
5. Jesus sez, "is da truth, u hafta be born agen wif waterz an spiritz an stuffs.
6. Flesh givez birf 2 flesh, but teh spirit gives birf to spirit, k?
7. Y r u so konfoozled?
8. Is lyke wind, it doz its own stuffs an u dunno how it werks, but is all ok, amirite? Is like that!"
9. Nicodemus sez, "I doez not get it."

10. "Den ur not gud teecher," sed Jesus. Burn!
11. "Ok, iz da twoof. We says sum stuff dat we sawed, and teh peeplez is still konfoozled.
12. I ben talkin bout teh stuffs on Earth and ur still lyke, 'whut?' so whut bout Heaven an stuffs?
13. I iz da only wan whos gone to Heaven so u haves 2 trusts me, mkay?
14. U gots 2 b lifteded up lyke Moses an his snakedy thingy,
15. coz if u beleeves ur not gon be ded! Eternal lifes, u can has it!
16. So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u my only son and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?'
17. Cuz teh Ceiling Cat not snd hiz son 2 take all yur cookies, but so u cud maek moar cookies 4EVAR!"

Main Page - LOLCat Bible Translation Project

**barbaro** · 10-10-2007, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by ceburat

There is only one God. Before the birth of the Lord Jesus the Jews followed God. Then came The Lord Jesus who was God in the flesh. Gospel of John, Chapter one, Holy Bible. The Jews refused to believe and accept Jesus and had him killed. The Christians are the one who followed The Lord Jesus which is to say the same as saying, The Christians are the ones who continued to follow the one and only true God, The Lord Jesus Christ. Some years later the Muslims started following the same God.

From the beginning there has only been one God and today there is only one God.

Muslims do believe that the god that directly spoke (wrote) the direct words of the Quran is the same god that Xtians worship, correct?

I've read this many times.

So Ceburat, do you read and follow the Quran, then?

**ceburat** · 10-10-2007, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by Milkman

Originally Posted by ceburat

There is only one God. Before the birth of the Lord Jesus the Jews followed God. Then came The Lord Jesus who was God in the flesh. Gospel of John, Chapter one, Holy Bible. The Jews refused to believe and accept Jesus and had him killed. The Christians are the one who followed The Lord Jesus which is to say the same as saying, The Christians are the ones who continued to follow the one and only true God, The Lord Jesus Christ. Some years later the Muslims started following the same God.

From the beginning there has only been one God and today there is only one God.

Muslims do believe that the god that directly spoke (wrote) the direct words of the Quran is the same god that Xtians worship, correct?

I've read this many times.

So Ceburat, do you read and follow the Quran, then?

Not correct. Muslims may worship the same God that Christians worship, but God did not write the koran. That would be a contridiction because the Holy Bible is the insired Word of God. The Holy Bible is very much different than the koran.

Isllam is a good example of why we have so many different religions today. Everyone wants to change Gods Word and make a new religion that they can live by instead of obeying God and following his Holy Word.

No I do not follow the quran. I have read some, but not all of the quran. I read and follow the Holy Bible.

**machangezi** · 10-10-2007, 06:21 PM

^ Not again please.

**barbaro** · 10-10-2007, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by ceburat

Originally Posted by Milkman

Originally Posted by ceburat

There is only one God. Before the birth of the Lord Jesus the Jews followed God. Then came The Lord Jesus who was God in the flesh. Gospel of John, Chapter one, Holy Bible. The Jews refused to believe and accept Jesus and had him killed. The Christians are the one who followed The Lord Jesus which is to say the same as saying, The Christians are the ones who continued to follow the one and only true God, The Lord Jesus Christ. Some years later the Muslims started following the same God.

From the beginning there has only been one God and today there is only one God.

Muslims do believe that the god that directly spoke (wrote) the direct words of the Quran is the same god that Xtians worship, correct?

I've read this many times.

So Ceburat, do you read and follow the Quran, then?

Not correct. Muslims may worship the same God that Christians worship, but God did not write the koran. That would be a contridiction because the Holy Bible is the insired Word of God. The Holy Bible is very much different than the koran.

But Musims (in general) believe that the Xtian Bible has been altered by humans too many times. There have been deletions and editing. Therefore the Prophet Mohamed (may peace be on him) wrote the Quran, which was the direct word of god.

Isllam is a good example of why we have so many different religions today. Everyone wants to change Gods Word and make a new religion that they can live by instead of obeying God and following his Holy Word.

But it's the same god.

No I do not follow the quran. I have read some, but not all of the quran. I read and follow the Holy Bible.

The Holy Bible was written, edited, and altered, and mis-translated by humans many times.

It is not credible.

**ceburat** · 10-10-2007, 08:58 PM

What Muslims believe or do not believe means nothing to me.
I follow the Holy Bible. Just because we all follow the same God does not mean we will all go to heaven. God has very clearly outlined his plan of salvation. Those who do not follow it will face eternal damnation.
I believe God gave us the Holy Bible by inspiration, so, as it was edited, altered and mis-translated by humans many times as you say, I say, God still had his hand over the situation and the Holy Bible is correct in spite of the above.

**November Rain** · 10-10-2007, 09:20 PM

9 correct. I particularly enjoyed being called an "unsaved moron" on the one I got wrong.

^ You serious, ceburat? Oh, never mind. This is one debate I don't want to get into. You believe (but spend your life shitting on others) you're saved; you don't believe (but treat others well) you're damned. What a crock. Aaaah, whatever.

**ceburat** · 10-10-2007, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by November Rain

9 correct. I particularly enjoyed being called an "unsaved moron" on the one I got wrong.

^ You serious, ceburat? Oh, never mind. This is one debate I don't want to get into. You believe (but spend your life shitting on others) you're saved; you don't believe (but treat others well) you're damned. What a crock. Aaaah, whatever.

Yes November I am serious. No need to debate if you don't want.
But, why you say (but spend your life shitting on others)? Sorry, I don't understand most of your post.

**ceburat** · 10-10-2007, 10:26 PM

Art Robertson. How is not believeing another religion being a hypocrite?

Thanks for the Red. I needed that

**Hootad Binky** · 11-10-2007, 12:25 AM

Interesting website, I got 6! Some of the questions were a bit subjective, though.

Followed up on one of the flashing Psalms, which I was unaware of:

Psalms 137:9

"Blessed is the one who grabs your little children and smashes them against a rock."

Editorial
July/August, 1986
Volume 21, Number 4

Some will likely find the title of this WITNESS article to be a bit shocking. At first glance, it sort of shocks me too! I have never used Psalm 137:9 as a text for a sermon and probably never will. There are many easier texts for me to work on first. Today, with the frequency of terrorist acts in our world, and with many reports of child abuse -- and with many people trying to evaluate such conduct -- this title is not quite as alarming as it otherwise at first glance might seem to be.

The primary issue here is, "What does one do with the statements in the Bible that seem to be out of character with the overall message of Scripture!" Some would rush to the conclusion that statements about "dashing children against rocks" are adequate proof that not all of the Bible is reliable. It usually is not wise to rush too fast to any conclusion, and especially if that conclusion would cast a shadow of doubt on the infallibility of God's Word.

Dashing Infants Against Rocks

**November Rain** · 11-10-2007, 01:06 AM

Originally Posted by ceburat

Originally Posted by November Rain

9 correct. I particularly enjoyed being called an "unsaved moron" on the one I got wrong.

^ You serious, ceburat? Oh, never mind. This is one debate I don't want to get into. You believe (but spend your life shitting on others) you're saved; you don't believe (but treat others well) you're damned. What a crock. Aaaah, whatever.

Yes November I am serious. No need to debate if you don't want.
But, why you say (but spend your life shitting on others)? Sorry, I don't understand most of your post.

Apologies. I have a tendency to use the word "you" when I don't necessarily mean the person I'm talking to, but "people in general". This is one of these times. Please substitute "one" or "a person" for each of the times I've said "you", except for the very first sentence, when I address you by name.

Basically I mean:

I think any belief/religion that assumes a person can treat others like shit, but believe and therefore go to heaven or conversely treat others well but not believe, so be doomed to hellfire (ie belief is more important than behaviour) is a crock.

**Clockwork Orange** · 11-10-2007, 01:32 AM

Originally Posted by November Rain

religion

is a crock

Well said, NR.

**chinthee** · 11-10-2007, 04:18 AM

Here's the latest video by Pat Condell. He's always good for a chuckle, as he takes the piss on every religion.

In this latest one he comes down on the Saudis and on the PC weak Europeans, including Brits.

**Clockwork Orange** · 11-10-2007, 04:59 AM

He is bang on the money.

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