Away from some septic orange bloke who the yanks get all hard about, matters of world import are taking place.
The Queen's speech today and the first of a new era. Now her madge even at over 90 would still like to rip Jimmy a new one for suggesting the break up of her UK under her reign and is saved from the indiginity a break up would cause as Jimmy has no fooking chance of getting a "Can we be free to enforce national skirt wearing" ballot.
Instead saint BoJo of the unzipped fly has put forward a raft of proposals looking to melt even the most hardened labour supporters, its like JFK and Obamas best bits thrown together, but for Scotland and Jimmy its a nightmare and they are left crying into their sporans (pussy wig for Americans) coz they can't work out why anybody would vote for compulsory skirts when it barely gets above 5 deg c. Fuk em eh in Tezzas words.