Thread: Quote of the Day

“Thank you oh great master for your wisdom, but we were wondering if you could, like, bite us.”-Butt-Head

"Go fuck yourselves, the lot of you -- you sad, attention-grabbing, power-hungry little men. Do not use our music or my voice for your moronic charade of a campaign."

- Michael Stipe to Donald Trump and his campaign staff.

"A taxpayer is someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take a civil-service exam." -- Ronald Maximus

Originally Posted by misskit

“Thank you oh great master for your wisdom, but we were wondering if you could, like, bite us.”-Butt-Head

Hey!

Real quality quote there, man!

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Dick Cheney

Originally Posted by misskit

Butt-Head

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Real quality quote there, man!

Birds of a feather flock together.
Abdilah Ibn Suhail

--anon

"One way to make sure crime doesn't pay would be to let the government run it." -- Ronald Maximus

True, state endorsed cannabis shops must be kicking the begeezass out of the criminals.

"A Man-of-War makes the best Ambassador" -- Oliver Cromwell

"Ever notice that radical leftists never say, "It's the law of the land" when speaking of a national law they fundamentally disagree with?"

-- Monte Kuligowski

"After 6 years of anti-Wall Street rhetoric that vilifies the very people who put him in office, President Obama may actually let his Justice Department prosecute the crooks and swindlers in the financial industry.
Under Bush, the federal government prosecuted 1,300 of these bastards, including Ken Lay of Enron.

Under Obama, nada."

-- Don Surber on President Goldman-Sachs

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

"After 6 years of anti-Wall Street rhetoric that vilifies the very people who put him in office, President Obama may actually let his Justice Department prosecute the crooks and swindlers in the financial industry.
Under Bush, the federal government prosecuted 1,300 of these bastards, including Ken Lay of Enron.

Under Obama, nada."

-- Don Surber on President Goldman-Sachs

"That would be the Ken Lay that bankrolled Bush, the Ken Lay whom they took four and a half years to bring to court, the Ken Lay who died without being sentenced.

You're right about one thing. He was a bastard. But he was Bush's bastard."

- Harry

"I have never understood why it is "greed" to want to keep the money you have earned but not greed to want to take somebody else's money."

-- Thomas Sowell

"I have never understood [...] anything."

-- Boon Mee

"Take away his money & Donald Trump is that guy on the train that you avoid because he's yelling out random shit with his dick in his hand"

- Some Dude on the IntraGoogles

"Cultural libertarianism is a necessary response to the totalitarian urges of modern progressiveness." -- Nicholas Ross Smith

"Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective."

-- PJ O'Rourke

'I can't believe that these conservative LIV's lap up the dog-shit dogma that I spout for money and attention, fantasize that I somehow make liberals angry, and can't see through my crap'

- Ann Coulter, what she probably says in private.

"Corby may be dangerous but that is not the same as evitable. The Left, like radical Islam, must either rule or live apart. The failure of Islam to conquer and the abortive end of socialism's one world under political correctness policy means leaders like Corbyn and Sanders now represent the forces of fragmentation rather than unity. If they cannot rule in heaven they will rule where they can.

Europe was challenged by Islam and Russia with a problem it could not solve on its own terms. The world, after a long period of coming together under a single hegemon, the United States, is diverging again. The fences are going up all over Europe, we shall not see them torn down again in our life-time."

-- Richard Fernandez in The Map Comes To Life

Originally Posted by S Landreth

“When it comes to my brother, there’s one thing I know for sure. He kept us safe.” – Jeb Bush at last nights debate

Fucking funny that Jeb, ain't he?