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All the beast mate with your job choice, :)

My wife Cousin got 3 years probation then 3 years jail for a pocket of speed!

Stressed the Family mak mak!

Kill some one and and get what! A third the time.....

I'm hearing voices, every time the phone rings.................:confused:

I remember the last stale Sandwich I ate from there and the Total stand-over priced Taxi Driver with His special price to the Bus Station.

the place has that 1960's look about it, same the food!

A bad time time to be alcoholic dependent! Wife has two Aunty's with Village shops and an Uncle who make Paint remover at last resort....

We live in an interesting time here.

enjoyed the Vid Prag, I just fitted a cam or rather I brought 2 Cameras in CNX and the Guy insisted He hit it to my Ute.
the other advantage the Thai's have is they will be reincarnated but not You...

nine years He kept the Body! must have been hard to say Goodbye...

I got my House painted by a Pensioner from the Local in Darwin, highly recoended by a Old friend, any way the problem was the Mold in the Gyprock was a tad Black.

prick never cleaned it and all...

and the Get-a-way Bike was a Fino!

rubber band gearbox and all!

Entertaining on this side the World too!

I just bumped into the Local Siamese Twins in the Village,

some one gave them a Man 'U' T-shirt, You will never walk alone..

[QUOTE][Surely it's a man in drag?/QUOTE]

stop calling me Surely!

this is the reason some many Pomie's escape Pommistan!

I knew of a Tour Guide in Kakadu who was famous for...

His name was Joey Road-kill , He used to stop and scoop up the Dead and cook it up later at the Camp site

Good luck with that one!

I like the Flowers but You should really try and get out of the Closet Miss?

...................Couch Potato Couch Potato :smileylaughing:!

any one spot this? the Devil's number!

Many of them have ended up in Australia, the White Farmer and the Chinese!

that reminds me, the Local Butchers Wife just had a cesarean

it was a cut above the rest.............

plenty these little Nissans in Oz, but a 3 cylinder! got-a run out of Puff!

Sad in it! I just came back from the 7/11 with the Pick up, Dammed 2 Cars blocked me in...no consideration,

Don't ask and dont go there, somethings are best not mentioned,

I have asked 'Why is Choc-co our Poodle is getting Fat!

then there is ''The Family Murders '' in South Australia involving a Pile of Pedo's an Professionals and just bent Queers LOL!

An interesting read if you like that sort of thing / a Guy named...

Interesting Culture Cross over there, My Northern Thai Wife buys food and drink for Mum and Dad [deceased] and delivers it to the Monks every now and then.

We also lost a Dog to Liver failure last...

Black women are smoking hot

Thank Mr Earl.. has You ever been to Western Australia?

ask Terry for a photo?

The Snowtown Murders

there's no Town like Snowtown...as the Bumper sticker says!

it all started in Salisbury North, now the Name of the Suburb has been changed, no doubt to protect the...

not where I come from, the Locals marinate the Corpse in Acid in Plastic Barrels in an rented Bank Cellar

the Deep South of...............

{Bodies in the Barrell South Australia}

that's a bit over the Top Miss, anyway RIP to the Fat-Chap in question here..

His Cremation will be held over the next 3 days I'm told

You can make some excellent Butter for cooking from the Leaf!

funny init, when you research Chemo you find out it's related to 'Mustard Gas'

and on the packet it says 'not to contact with the...

it certainly does, I landed in Darwin and Rented a Car. produced a Territory Licence and got extra paper work to fill in,
seems the Local's have run a muck a bit and I was deemed as one of them....

with the price of dog food at the moment, or maybe it's fish bait. who can tell ? :rofl:

just Jolly bad luck Old Chap :confused:

and in such a Lovely Catholic Loving Cuntry...

...can I see a Book coming from His latest experience, a back Door edition?

I hear that Willy wash is considered four Play in N.Z. :rolleyes:

Australia's a lot like Asia now, You can buy every thing from a Forklift ticket right up to Your Own politicians.

another shocking News Story......................

I can see a sparkle in His eye!

Red Cock is more popular!

Sucked me In but was worth it! :)

they turned Him over to go thru His pockets! :confused:

tis a bit like stabing a complete Stranger then getting shot! this is what we are up against! :confused:

the costs have nearly x 2 in Labour since we built in Northern Thailand 7 year ago, the local factorys are paying 300bht a day so Labour has risen also, I still find Materials cheap compared to...

wellcome Paul, many of us on here have built and finnished Homes in Thailand, jsut keep searching and asking, no harm done! :)

Keep posting Patsy, We do enjoy you Company

and Yes we all relise KW is a Twat some of the time! :)

realy impressive JP, not your average House there and very well throught out!

we took 2 years to build our place, 300sq mt then another 100mt Thai Kitchen and out door area, all on 3 blocks of...

U tube a bit of Peter Green from Fleetwood then crash......

Please move to the "Bum fucked by Durian" thread!

Enjoyed it Dicky, the history bits regards the Coal mine Island.
I have a credit card toll machine in one of my imported cars, it speaks Japanese to me when l start the engine! Sweet voice but!

Bali, the Drug designation of Asia! lucky He wasn't nabbed in Indo!

er, Spicy is still going?

I had to put my thongs on last night it was so cold here in Oz ��

Mai Sod and Mai Sai do 30 days and CNX Office but what a Root that was!
I prefer a drive in the Country any day than sitting in a shopping centre in CMX!