I think it's great that all these rubber suited folks can float or sink just by pressing a button.
Makes James Bond look like a bit of a queer sort.
Do you remember that ninety year old French bloke that invented diving?
Jack Coostow, or some at simular.
Made people queue up fer buy a bbc ticket, whilst the ITV wetre flogging plum in mouth news.
Nor a bad effort fer the vale.