Getting a new dog

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Looking at all the posters that have been burgaled here in lovely foking Thailand by the local lovely natives I think it is time to think about a new main dog for security, as you can see in this picture my main dog is like a bit dead, the bitch rottie sleeps in our bedroom so she aint much of a guard dog, then we got the yappy little dogs that normal people pretend are footballs and kick them as far away as posible, so it's time for a new gaurdian of dirtydogs abode, so should it be German shepards or Rotties?

German Shepards are brilliant, foking clever and will learn everything you are willing to teach them, we used to have quite a few and these beasts were clever, you can get them to climb anything you want and they are up for it, but hell, they need a lot of attention, we used to get the army and police dogs that just didn't make the grade, each one would have a little problem, it maybe guns or hatred of small animals that they had to kill, these were well trained dogs that just had a little problem, but by fok they were good.

Now rotties are lazy buggers and cant climb a curb without help, but I love them, they look good and they don't ask for help, they are an independant sort of dog, I got to admit I am not sure on which to get, a German Shepard you would just say get in the truck, a rottie it would be repeatedly saying get in the truck you fat git, I got to admit though it will probably be a rottie :)

Two words spring to mind:

'Stroller'

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'Tamarind wood chips'.

Go for the rottie, they are good dog's. I'd have one if I though I'd look after it properly and it would'nt get run over by a truck.

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Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Two words spring to mind:

'Stroller'

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'Tamarind wood chips'.

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Two words spring to mind:
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English Bull-Terrier

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Originally Posted by watterinja

English Bull-Terrier

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We are talking proper dogs, not toy dogs....

I like Rotties,

Dig their broad shoulders.

"Gentle Giants."

Blue or red Heeler smart dogs and are one man dogs use to be great if I crashed out at a party no one could touch me with being attacked

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Originally Posted by dirtydog

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Originally Posted by watterinja

English Bull-Terrier

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We are talking proper dogs, not toy dogs....

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Tough & hard as anything. Take on a rottie an time. :D

watterninja stop posting pics of mongeral dogs, we are talking about hard dogs.

My dog wouldn't even let my girlfriend near me if i was asleep next to him, and she used to feed him.

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Blue or red Heeler smart dogs and are one man dogs use to be great if I crashed out at a party no one could touch me with being attacked

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My dog wouldn't even let my girlfriend near me if i was asleep next to him, and she used to feed him

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Very handy sort of dog to have in Thailand if your are a player

I like chows. protective, strong independent dogs, they take a lot of work to maintain and train, the weak-willed need not apply. They do weigh in at 50 kilos but at 20 - 30 kilos they pack a lot of wallop and don't back down from shit. Going though my second divorce the ex came to my new house now this woman bathed, fed and loved my dog.

I was in the back with sweet young thing, the ex looked in the window, Dog was out through the screen and chased into her car. Good dog.


German Shepards are good dogs, like you say, smart. The Rotties are great dogs and for my money, more intelligent. They take a helluva lot more work to train; they ain't dumb just bull-headed. Similar to them chows

A falang guy I used to know came around here before, brought his 2 german sheperds with him in the back of the pick-up...not that good idea. The female was allright, mine went for the male as soon as it got off the truck, I pulled him off after a while, the German Sheperd ended up sitting under the table all afternoon.

A good mongral takes some beating

well time to get a bit morbid, as a dog i prefer rotties, they dont back down from anything where as german shepards do, rotties are attack and attack, shepards think about this, they attack and then back away, I would rather fight with a German shepard than a rottie.

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I hope you get a new Rottie DD and he becomes as good a guard dog as the one you sadly lost lately.

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Blue or red Heeler smart dogs and are one man dogs use to be great if I crashed out at a party no one could touch me with being attacked

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fuckn right on - i've had a few blues over the years ... best dog one could eva getQ!

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Get an Akita.

I knew a rather scary character called Kenny Bastardo (not sure what his real name was) who had a massive Akita. He used to drive around in a clapped out Rover Metro with only the drivers seat in and a carpeted raised floor around the rest of the car for the dog.

Wicked guard dog couldn't go near his Metrol with out it nearly bursting out the windows to get you.

Best Guard Dog Breeds

Blue heelers would be a good dog for the climate here I reckon.
I certainly wouldn't go for any long haired breed.
Sorry about your dog DD.

My last gf in UK had 2 miniature yorkies, poppy and pixie; I could call and ask if they're had a litter.

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My last gf in UK had 2 miniature yorkies, poppy and pixie; I could call and ask if they're had a litter.

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All you would need then is one of these as well
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Keeps the burglars away at 200m

Orange gun attack brings police warnings on illegal weapons :: ABC South West Vic

From Squirrel's link, I would get a Great Dane over anything else.

I think a Great Dane is a bit big to fire out of one of those orange guns. I think a Chiwawawawaaawawa pup would go further.

Can't go wrong with one of these:

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My mother had one of those. cavalier king charles.

**** died in my arms the first day of my final exams when they were in Washington.

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My mother had one of those. cavalier king charles. **** died in my arms the first day of my final exams when they were in Washington.

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How did you kill it

It was sick.

She was waiting for my mum to get back from holiday but the poor thing didn't make it. She kept looking like she was going to die then be ok then look like shit.

Then she carked it. Pissed and shat all over my legs as well.

I stuck her in a plastic bag and took her to the vets to freeze her until mum and dad got back.

For out here I would'nt mind one of these, a Thai Ridgeback
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Thai Ridgebacks are an intelligent and obedient breed. Due to isolation and lack of human contact, the Thai Ridgeback remains an independent and largely undomesticated breed. They are naturally protective of their home and family and can be aggressive with other dogs, as well as people. They are best kept by dominant owners who have a thorough understanding of dog behavior and aggression. Due to its largely undomesticated nature, the Thai Reidgeback is not recommended for the novice dog handler. They have a strong hunting instinct and excellent jumping ability.

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They would do well on the farm, a good size and obviously well adapted to the conditions. I'd love a couple of Irish wolfhounds or a mastiff but not sure if you can get them here, and they would'nt be really suited to the heat ect

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Thai Ridgebacks are as stupid as the day is long and will grass you up faster than they can drink a bowl of Lao Kao. Due to isolation and lack of human contact, they are largely xenonphobic and a bit backwards They are naturally protective of their home and family and can be aggressive with other dogs, as well as people particularly if you are trying to steal their sugar-daddy. They are best kept by dominant owners who have a thorough understanding of dog behavior and gold digging. Due to its largely undomesticated nature, the Thai Reidgeback is not recommended for the novice dog handler they will hoard piles of shite in the front garden for no reason at all. They have a strong hunting instinct and excellent jumping ability, they can smell a thousand baht at a 100 yards.

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Good dogs

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and can be aggressive with other dogs,

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This bit blows out the ridgeback, don't forget my galfriend looks after little fluffy dogs for people, they might get upset when they come to pick up there chewed up little fluffy dog :(

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Originally Posted by dirtydog

This bit blows out the ridgeback, don't forget my galfriend looks after little fluffy dogs for people, they might get upset when they come to pick up there chewed up little fluffy dog

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Ah yea I forgot about that, they'd be great for the farm though

Get yourself an English bulldog like mine.Great watchdog!..He's already watched theives come in and steal my laptop and digi cam.

Pobly helped em steal em..

There is a was ridgeback up at my wife sister place, her kid had it and never took care of it and it used to come down to my house to eat, fucker would not give the dog to me tho.
Now it is gone, pobly dead, and it was a nice well mannered dog that would mind me ok, but like has been said, that sumbitch whip any dog that come in the driveway when he was eating.
I gonna see if I can't find one tho, I got a Thai dog that looks like a ridgeback but no ridge and just as mean with other dogs as the ridgeback, maybe part one.
I know she will kill a snake bout as fast as they can come thru the fence too.
What I really like and I had em in the states, best personality of any dog I ever saw and very agressive is a Shar Pei, I found a male I think out at the home mart storage yard,,gonna check if there is any around,,if anyone hears of any let me know,OK

What about a Doberman? beautiful dog.

This is "Nimo", he belongs to a friend.

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This is just right for you.
Strap a bumbag on him and 'hey presto' your twin dog

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^Looks just like a German I saw down the pub last night.

I've got 4 dogs, I'll be happy to give you one or two, the young ones (6 months old).
They're killers...:D

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They're killers...

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Is one of them called George :)