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Describe how you see yourself in about two to three sentences.
I am almost 40, but still act like a high schooler most of the time. If I am someones friend it is for good no matter what. I am a frank person and call it black or white......never gray.
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pics, video and other multimedia welcomed!
this should help you to have a better insight as to who I am :rolleyes:
YouTube - World of Warcraft too sexy for my shirt
I think I'm a pretty ok sort of a bloke. i have 2 ex wives and numerous ex friends who would disagree with me. I have never, in any relationship, except one ..or 2 been unfaithful. i was 27 before I slept with my second woman..fact (first at 14 ...became my wife...true.)
I have never stolen anything but have a little record with the boys in the blue. I drink too much and in spite of my age, still enjoy a dabble into the drug.
I get sad and scared when i have to tell people off at work, I fail to earn respect because I don't tell people off at work. I have cried when i have to sack people.
I am drinking now, whisky and soda because beer has made me fat over the christmas I didn't buy my wife a present for.
I like Macha, I smoke 40 a day, if I'm being dishonest.
I lie when it suits me,I feel for poor people but have never donated anything. My mate owes me 10,00 baht and I still don't hate him. Sometimes i drink and drive often. I am often tardy accidentally and am remorseful after the event.
I love my wife and my niece with a passion and I have a penchant for twins licking each other..
I think i'm alright, many disagree.
This is an honest answer who I am:
YouTube - John Scatmn - Scatman (1995)
Had a life of disrepute until I came to Thai, Now a all round good guy that is easy going and likes to have a good time and a laugh.
I have stolen before but I still think I am a better person than CMN
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Nuff saidQuote:
Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
As per usual Noony, you have gone against the rules of the OP, I will have your reply struck from the record.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
Me... a bit fat. quite tall. not balding. neither handsome, nor ugly. shabby.
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never ever read op's, i find them dull.
the title asked you to describe yourself.
i did.
I'm an orgasm addict and don't particularly want help, nor wish to curb my appetite. My standards are very low so even the most hideous of women love me. I'm especially proud of my friends here who are mostly buffoons, lunatics and convicts.
Who The Fuck Are You, Eh?
I believe a man's word is more important than the so-called rules of society. I rarely give it. I have few friends and believe they are the most important choice you can make in life.
I am loyal and honest. I do not think stealing from strangers is dishonest, but to take money on false pretense is. If I say I will do something you can rest assured, barring death illness or incarceration I will. I do not like to lie, it is generally more work than dealing with the truth.
I try to live up to my responsibilities but I will not allow others to define them for me. I can be blunt, subtle, circuitous or vague in conversation when the need arise but I prefer directness and it has been indicated to me I am not necessarily a "nice person." I do not intend to be. But I am reliable and trustworthy; if you are my friend I will defend you fiercely and then tell you what an idiot you have been.
I am not ambitious although I would not mind having a pile of money, it's just not the most important thing in life. I work hard when it is required but would prefer to live a life of idle contemplation, until it drove me fuckin crazy. Give it a week.
I am patient with old people, young children, machines, natural phenomena and dumb animals. The rest should know better, fuck 'em if they don't.
I like Wine, Whisky, Women, most drugs, good times and good friends; I value them above all tangible goods. I could be termed a philanderer. I am a lover and a fighter; preferring the former.
As Honest as I try to be I cannot resist the lure of a comely lass; her sweet voice and soft supple skin. This is my greatest weakness, one I am not wont to give up, although it may hurt those I love. As with most people, there is a hint of selfishness about me and some pleasures I refuse give up.
I am 56 going on 22 and until they throw that last handful of my ashes down the shitter I will never believe "growing up" means forgetting that life is short and just gets shorter every-fucking-day.
Oh, in case you meant describe myself physically? Short, fat, balding with an uncontrollable, offensive body-odor.
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Originally Posted by friscofrankie
Ah Nick, as much as enjoy seeng soeone give CMn a good talkng to, You are talking out yer young ass; again. One could infer from the OP that a more personal, introspective description was in order CMn made a rather eloquent one and I am afraid I have to give the little shit a fucking green..Quote:
Originally Posted by NickA
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forty year old child
I look like this:
https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif
Except bald, less gay and a much bigger cock. :bunny3:
I am 147 miles tall but my skin is almost entirely reflective so I am rarely seen. My blood is cobra venom and my hair is ultra violet. My real name is 11-dimensional and even an oblique hint at it causes dementia and impotence in vertebrates. I have no penis and reproduce through the nightmares of the aged. My father was Nyarlathothep, the haunter of the dark, and my mother was the dirty bedsheet you last ejaculated your unwanted, feculent, denatured seed on.
Some surprising honesty is being displayed in this thread :)Quote:
Originally Posted by DrB0b
5 minutes, a much slower response to those four words than I'd anticipated, still, it is late and most people are drunk so I suppose allowances must be made :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerbil
nice tash Mr scatmanQuote:
Originally Posted by chinthee
Merci. cause I'm the scatman, da da deeda dee da.Quote:
Originally Posted by daveboynice tash Mr scatmanQuote:
Originally Posted by chinthee
I can be your best friend or your worst nightmare, i don't lie but i can skirt the truth, i'm the quiet one who watches what goes on.
I've seen references to being old yet feeling like a kid. That's me to a tee.
I'm depressed at the moment because, having turned 40 within the last year, I've actually realised that I won't now, in all probability, get to score the winning goal for Newcastle United against Sunderland in the FA Cup Final.
That hurts.
^jesus! the only I can think about is what kind of man poses for a picture like that?
Fuckin show people