My friend asked me via Skype from London the other day, and I couldn't really answer him. Is there a reason or simply many theories to this?
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My friend asked me via Skype from London the other day, and I couldn't really answer him. Is there a reason or simply many theories to this?
Custard ?
Always a friend, isn't it.
'A friend of mine' once had the same symptoms. He was told that he had gonorrhea. That friend of mine had to take some antibiotics. He got them over the counter.
My friend is fine now.:)
:smileylaughing: Most likely gonerea but could also be a virulent case of NSU. Gonerea is preferable as its easier to cure. Early night with the right medicine and ' he ' could be back to work as normal for breakfast.Quote:
Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii
Failing that, definately custard as already mentioned.
Was he masturbating while he was Skyping you?Quote:
Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii
If so, it could be a seminal discharge.
My friend wants to know if the injection is painful, as he hears it knocks you about a bit, or to take the antibiotics which take longer to cureQuote:
Originally Posted by OneSureThing
tell your friend to get himself to a sexual health doctor pronto .
It ain't something you fok around with , especially if you intend on utilising said equipment later .
tell your "friend" to be more choosy with his women.
Has your friend been fooling around with animals lately?
It could be anthrax.
Who needs doctors when we have the TD medical panel....
Just pass on all the diagnostics to your friend an he'll be glad he asked....:)
What goes in must come out.
Has your friend had sexual relations with a dirty slapper or a custard tart?
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Sounds like the "drip" to me and a shot of 2.4million units of procaine penicillin should take care of it. Yes, it hurts like hell but rather that than the results of letting things go. I used to get 1.2 million units every time I planned to head for Thailand while working in Saudi Arabia. Haven't any of you ever had a prostitute check your dick to see if your seepage is clear? If it weren't things would stop and you would get your money back. I do not remember this ever happening in Thailand, but it might be a good idea to stop things from spreading. The Nevada hookers routinely do this to check out your plumbing.
Your friend needs to see a physician ASAP!!
Did you google it?
Where does it say he got it from a woman ?Quote:
Originally Posted by bobo746
Chlamydia shows symptoms of infectious urethritis (inflammation of the urethra) in about 50% of cases.[6] Symptoms that may occur include: a painful or burning sensation when urinating, an unusual discharge from the penis,
^^
Got Chlamydia from a nurse once and she called me to go see a physician. Had to take metronidazole for awhile, which sucks since you can't drink alcohol while on this particular anitfungal. It is tough to get rid of too.
Taking a wild guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thetyim
Once woke up to find my knob had speckled feathers on it and it was whistling a jaunty little tune.
Turned out that I had "Thrush"
Don't rub your eyes after playing with your cock!
Since I've not had the clap for about 20 years things might have changed, In those days an injection for gonerea was not necessary. Just told the chemist I had ' nongny ' and he gave me some tablets that knocked it out overnight.Quote:
Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii
NSU ( non specific urethes ) is a bit more tricky though. Although supposedly less serious it requires a course of anti biotics for a week or more. Generaly, the discharge from gonerea is heavier than that of NSU. In any case best to whip your friend out for a docter to look at for a professional opinion. You could try this at the chemist but be sure no other customers or CCTV are watching. :)
Hmm. Cough.Quote:
Originally Posted by rickschoppers
Chlamydia is a bacteria, not a fungus. Lucky for you metronidazole is an antibiotic (also known as Flagyl), not an antifungal....unluckily for you, metronidazole is not a treatment for chlamydia.
...it is a treatment for trichomoniasis though....
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Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii
maybe because you are not an expert on STDs, or maybe because you are just taking the piss of scampy?
Just be thankful it wasn't giving you a standing ovation...Quote:
Originally Posted by kmart
Just a bit of irritation in my urethra franklyn.Quote:
Originally Posted by WilliamBlake
When in doubt, ask the president.
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