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She comes out with this request the other night. First she asks me how aften I whack off, which is an awkward enough question in the first place from a GF. I sidestep it with some vague answer, then she asks if she can watch me next time. What the fok is up with that? Fok off darlin! Bladdy pervert.
flip side is she just may be interested in what works for you .................:mid:
As long as you can blow your load on her face, perfectly natural.
That's probably exactly it. She wants to see how you eeerrrm 'pleasure yourself' so she might learn some tips. I remember asking ex-hubby exactly the same thing when we were first together.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mid
Ask her if you can fist her with your free hand while choking one out!
perfectly normal request.
don't be so conservative shy guy..
Sounds like a great girl, I'll do it for her if you are too shy.
fine. and can then lead into more interesting play.
and as NR said, she can pick up some tips.
tell her you wanna watch her do same!
mutual masturbation, excellent fun.
erm, so i've heard!
oh and you bash the bishop or choke the chicken.
Choking the Bishop can be dangerous to ones health....
^ disgusting pervert!
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quoted before he realises that it sounds like he is volunteering to wank you off for your girlfriend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobcock
whats with the moral outrage - bet you don't mind when the dog watches :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Looper
course you should do it
a very common request.
ask her to return the favor.
can be quite erotic.
We are not discussing her touching him, just him touching himself.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingwilly
You're sick you are.
haven't done it myself for years ever since i found the girls at Jungle Jims make a much better job than myself.
In fact took my missus there to be shown how it was done.
If she watches, will she go blind too?
^^ read your own quote Bob!
:puke:
each to their own I guess!
I have, I'm obviously more educated than you, because in no way does it reference tossing him off.
It says I will do 'it' for her.
It being the subject matter.
The subject matter is?.......
gf asks for something sexy and opens a door to some potentially very fun stuff.
what do you do? ...run a poll on td...now that's fokin wierd...
Watching Looper wank. Now I am confused. Why would Baldrick want to watch looper wank?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobcock
You obviously hasn't watched Blackadder. A sick guy that Baldrick.Quote:
Originally Posted by nidhogg
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Originally Posted by lom
And just realized it was bobcock. I feel I have slurred baldrick unmercifully.....sorry baldrick.
I give up...yer all thick
I hope the outcome of this poll is not considered binding in any way as I am not keen on the idea at all, unless I can get her to go along with Dug's suggestion of blowing it in her face :)
I must have led a more sheltered existence than I realised as I have never had a girl ask to watch me crack one off before.Quote:
Originally Posted by redfoot the fence
I don't have a dog but my ex-GF once left her goldfish with me when she went back to Cambo for a couple of months and I used to feel a bit odd with it staring at me from the bowl while I was trying to spank the monkey.Quote:
Originally Posted by baldrick
Tell her to have right at it and even keep the blunt end in her mouth so not to lose and of the sap.
it is good for her complexion and also is a protein booster.,,she should go for that shit.
Did the goldfish assist in the erection in any way?