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^ don't over generalize from one observation.
it can be.Quote:
Originally Posted by November Rain
the objective is not always the finish line, same same sex.
Choking loopers bishop.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobcock
My girlfriend asked me to do it while she watched, so I did without hesitation! We are both banned from Tesco's for life!
did she ask you yet if she could wear a strap on while you wank ? then I would be worried !!!
Wrong dug
The subject is looper choking his own bishop with an audience.
This is definitely a 'teachable moment'.
and you offered to do it for himQuote:
Originally Posted by Bobcock
sick bastard!
^^ yes it is. but the op seems more than a bit inept.
It was funny the first time a couple of pages backQuote:
Originally Posted by kingwilly
It was fucken hysterical this time :rofl:
any man that "makes luurve" to his cock is definitely a metrosexual gay boy - besides , if you can't crank one out at speed it could be you eating the soggy sayo.Quote:
Originally Posted by November Rain
the sight of a woman rubbing her own clit and making herself cum is very horny as far as I am concerned - don't know if it affects women in the same way
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Originally Posted by boatboyIt was funny the first time a couple of pages backQuote:
Originally Posted by kingwilly
It was fucken hysterical this time :rofl:
That's the good thing about Teakdoor !
1. Repeat an accusation often enough and it becomes truth.
2. Old jokes just get funnier and funnier with each retelling !
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Well said, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by baldrick
Actually matey, I'm banging the top off one this very second so you can send your lovely lady over to my gaff for an eyeful.
She must hurry up though as reading this has the ball bag bulging and I'm nearly ready to blow a load as large as Niagra foking Falls. :)
:rofl: like a bomb going off in a custard factory eh terry
The doctor told me to stop waxing the dolphin.
I said "why?"
She said "because I'm trying to examine you"
I'm amazed that it took 65 posts to get to this point...Quote:
Originally Posted by terry57
maybe he had to find it first :DQuote:
Originally Posted by kingwilly
My God I NEVER do that oooooooooooooo Id chop my fkin hands off before Id ever do that ,,,,,,,,,,,also none of my mates ever do IT ,,,,,,,,cum to that I dont know anyone that does
The world is divided into two groups. Those who wank. And those who lie about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by nigelandjan
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Originally Posted by nigelandjan
really? are you 14 or something? religiously repressed?
Obviously, you don't know what you have -- or you are too neurotic to appreciate her...Quote:
Originally Posted by Looper
You lot are foking entertaining
carry on punters :wank:
You could be onto somthing there Daffy. I have been told on more than one occasion 'you ting too mut'.Quote:
Originally Posted by DaffyDuck
I just can't see pulling your own python as a very sensual act.
Sure, watching a girl slowly stroking herself whilst writhing and moaning is sensual, but the sight of a bloke frantically polishing the bell-end fifty to the dozen surely just looks a bit comical? I think the GF is genuinely curious but I just don't think she realises how silly it probably looks. Maybe I should insist on Bpit Fai like the Thai ladies do.Quote:
Originally Posted by sharonWell said, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by baldrick
it is the brain that is the most erotic body part, blooper.
methinks your gf is way ahead of you.