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Bubba's Caption Contest
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So far...
1. "Why did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded gun in my mouth? Why God, Why?"
2. "Holy Shit, look at that ass. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its 'Oversized Load' sign.
3. "Somewhere, there's two fat girls, naked in a hot tub, and I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care.
4. "Damn, Rush is right, she does sound like Nurse Ratchet ."
I must be the only person in the world that isn't blurred.
"And if he does it again I'm going to stick this biro down the end of his knob"
...And now I am going to an impression, using this here microphone of...
...The cigar moment in the Oval Office!
"I wish I had a magic pencil so that I could rub her out and draw her again"
...four more years, four more fukin years of this!
"Hilary and her fkin Karaoke......if she sings 'My Way' again I'm off "
"Hello Monica......is that you in Row D ? Pop down here for a minute would you sweetie......and bring a fkin tissue this time...........no dont worry about her she's doing "My Way" again"
rather a white woman as us president tnan an afro amerikan that would be the same as michael jackson wanting to be white :rofl:
"Its SO embarrassing.........Ian Holloway would NEVER have said that"
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Originally Posted by Boon Mee
I think my adult diaper is full.
Two more inches, one quick movement and that annoying booger is history.
Fuck your arse looks big in those pants...
..Christ, did I really used to fuck that?
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Give up Hilary! if you get in it's going to cost me a fortune in fishy cigars.
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Originally Posted by Gallowspole
Possible winner here ^