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The jobs a good un, kids fed with roast chicken,roast spuds ,pumpkin and Brussels sprouts which were immediately rejected. Never mind more for me. Happy days for the ole ditch digger and alleged alcoholic. / trumpster diver. My white goods are heaving with the award winners and vitals. I'm planning on consuming as many of them as it takes to get a decent glow on. No refrigerator deliverys will be done tomorrow. Btw the Easter bunny isn't real. Happy Easter enjoy
Happy Easter weekend Lao.
No work for 4 days and the shark biscuits fed.
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Time to give your Easter bunny a run for her money.
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I wish
is the big un on the right Salsa Dunca?Quote:
Originally Posted by Looper
^She looks like a handful. Her Easter Eggs are almost popping out of their egg cups
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Enjoy your Easter eggs and hot or cold cross buns. :)
bet their yolks are runny too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Looper
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TMI:ourrules:
That's a full size dolly for sure. Kinda scary tbhQuote:
Originally Posted by Looper
Invite me next time. Love a good roast chicken, veggies and gravy.Quote:
Originally Posted by BLD
Easter Saturday was the day that Jesus descended into the underworld in the Harrowing of Hell to rescue righteous souls that had been unfairly imprisoned there.
It was an unusually warm and sunny Saturday this year, though, so instead of a descent into to the fiery bowels of the earth I had an Easter Saturday picnic with an Aussie Easter Bunnie :bunny3:
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I was disappointed that she was not wearing bunny ears when she got out of her car but she made up for it with home made garlic hummus sprinkled with paprika
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I offered her fizzy lemon or an energy drink but she chose the 3rd option of a chalice of the transubstantiated Blood of Our Lord Jesus Christ, which I thought was very seasonal
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Hope they are not crucifying fornicators prior to eternal damn nation known to the rest of the whirl as QLD.
What would you choose for last supper?
^My last temptation would be ham and mushroom pizza and peanut butter and chocolate ice cream; but, for a genuine last supper I think I would have to go for something more spartan and biblical... maybe just bread, olive oil and red wine I think?
Maybe they had some Stilton at the last supper too, I will check the painting by Leonardo da Vinci
Difficult decision!Quote:
Originally Posted by david44
Cheesey garlic bread with french mustard for starters.
Followed by a garlic buttery mash with baked beans, gravy and a well done steak.
Apple and pear crumble with custard for desert.
Washed down with a strong Cappuccino and half a bottle of gut rot brandy.
Biblical!
He meant if you could have anything you really wanted
That's wot I said.
Cappuccino after supper is sooo plebian.
Interesting selection not what i would select for a date night!Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe 90
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Originally Posted by david44
Human bowels often void upon death. After death, the muscles in the body relax completely as part of a process called primary flaccidity. This includes the relaxation of the anal sphincter muscles that normally keep fecal matter contained within the intestines.
This relaxation, combined with the cessation of the nervous system control that normally regulates these functions, can lead to the release of bowel contents. The same process often applies to the bladder as well, resulting in release of urine. I’m not certain that the resultant smell would be entirely pleasant.
Are you a hobby mortician Dr?
I read about a bloke who pees his pants while still alive apparently a big hit with the bitches
Do you think prisoners, who are about to be put to death, think too much about what their shit will smell like when contemplating their final meal?Quote:
Originally Posted by DrWilly