Do you think I'm handsome?

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It's bloody cold here in Oman.

I went to LuLu and browsed the portable heaters, but was unwilling to part with 20 rial (about 1,600 baht); instead I got a new balaclava. I will wear it to bed tonight...

If I move back to Thailand and enter the construction business (or protest business) then I'll only need to invest in some flipflops then I'm away... :)

It cost 6 rial (480 baht) which I thought too much, so prefered to think of it as saving 14 rial and getting a new look. I won't need to bother about haircuts (or even brushing my hair) until the winter is over.

Not handsome,need to hold a weapon of sorts.

is that dust on the guitar in the corner ?

^^ not even a little bit?

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Originally Posted by baldrick

is that dust on the guitar in the corner ?

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Excellent spot, I'd av greened ya if ya weren't an Aussie... :)

you are a fat bastard, as expected

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Originally Posted by Butterfly

you are a fat bastard, as expected

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That's power, mate; relaxed muscle that is... I've heard that you're a tad on the porky side, Paps, despite all your Thai boxing training... :rofl:

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Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I've heard that you're a tad on the porky side, Paps, despite all your Thai boxing training

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you seem fatter than I am, and I am an ugly fat bastard

needs a big round hole in the mouth area, otherwise Achmed and Mo are gonna get confused and frustrated :)

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Originally Posted by wasabi

need to hold a weapon of sorts.

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yeah Betty, get a bulletproof vest and an ak47, wont be too hard to look more imposing than that skinny fock Rick Thai :)

Pretty, rather than handsome.

^^^yeah, but I'm a handsome fat bastard. &, I'm not a smelly surrender monkey...

^^ Good point, I may need to delete that pic, could end up in Guentanamo!

^ Thank you, Sweetie.

Don't worry lads you can have a fat-off at the next meet up!:)

Bring me back one of those balaclavas bb!

Is that winter woolly burka head-piece?

Lets you in the full kit :)

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Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Bring me back one of those balaclavas bb!

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You can have this one when I've finished with it, FP. Want it dry cleaned first?

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Originally Posted by Looper

Is that winter woolly burka head-piece?

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:smileylaughing:

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Originally Posted by Looper

Lets you in the full kit

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Not very often Looper makes grammar errors. Makes you wonder what he's doing with that typing hand :confused:

Should be curtains for you now, Bets!

Your good employers will be browsing TD [as most do:rolleyes:] and associated your good self with a whore mongering forum crowd.

Expect your return home to the fair land to be sooner than later.

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Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I'm not a smelly surrender monkey

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no, you are a smelly miserable monkey living off a miserable island

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Originally Posted by Looper

Lets ----- you in the full kit

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guess the blank
I'm going for back scuttle

A few pic's on the walls would help , are you in a cell ? , Wheres David44 ? , :)

Always had you down for Irish republican:)hope that's a mohair balaclava.

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Originally Posted by Looper

Lets you in the full kit

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guess the blank
I'm going for back scuttle

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:rofl:

CMN will be getting the full horn on now as he likes to bash his bugle to a bit of burqa porn!

You have nice eyes...:flirt:

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Originally Posted by Looper

CMN will be getting the full horn on now as he likes to bash his bugle to a bit of burqa porn!

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Who was the other guy who wanted a burqa woman, he had it as his avatar. the semi-literate guy ?:)

YasoJack?

You look like GravyDave , :)

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

yeah Betty, get a bulletproof vest and an ak47, wont be too hard to look more imposing than that skinny fock Rick Thai

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D-d-d-d-danger . . . . Rick 'Danger' Thai

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