If you had three fucking wishes.
Now what would they be?
The rules are fucking simple.
List your 3 wishes .
State one two or three.
You get a bonus point for alphabetically.
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If you had three fucking wishes.
Now what would they be?
The rules are fucking simple.
List your 3 wishes .
State one two or three.
You get a bonus point for alphabetically.
My first wish would be to wish for another 1000 ( nice round number ) wishes and I would move on from there.
gosh, that was clever
I thought you were going to wish for over 12,000 posts so you could pretend to be a big boy
I quite like fucking wishesQuote:
Originally Posted by withnallstoke
1. cute
2. very cute
2. very very cute
Tougher than it sounds isn't it?
1) A beautiful wife with no memory for drunken discrepancies
2) A bag of money that refills itself every time i have a beer.
3) A bag of high quality drugs that refines itself everytime i take a footstep
Dear Albert.
Your option number 3 has been blacklisted in the light of the fifteen fame filled minutes of the slightly blind.
fuck 'em
when they black list - i black market
:)
There we have it ! 12,000 posts gains entrance into the " Big Boys' Club". I would sooner be dead.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrAndy
Three wishes
The Boondock Saints-Racist Joke - YouTube
A good nights sleep.
A fully equipped beer bar instead of a kitchen.
A first class English breakfast every day.
What? Alphabetically what?Quote:
Originally Posted by withnallstoke
a) I wish I'd never set foot in this fukin shite country.
b) I wish I'd never spoken to, met, looked at, considered, etc, my wife.
c) I wish for a better attitude to life.
Carefull what you wish for TincanQuote:
Originally Posted by can123
1. I wish my brother had better health
2. I wish I had spent more time with my youngest son when he was alive
3. I wish people would go and take a view standing in others shoes , before wanting to rip each others heads off .
Thats me done :)
Quote:
Originally Posted by can123
right; when you have that many posts, not only do you get to wear the trousers but you can also gain access to hidden areas of the forum where people with just a few posts get discussed
as for being dead, you are well on your way with your brain leading
Quote:
Originally Posted by nigelandjan
sorry about 1 and 2 Nigel
no 3 doesn't sound any good though
^ Well is a point of view ,, but works for me as I have got older
yeah, but it is no fun
True when your younger , but I'm past all that now , just wanna paint some pics , catch some fish , let the world go by
Immortality
Teleportation
Timetravel
^ And a bonus point for listing alphabetically.
^
Deduct one point for failing to number the choices.
1) Apartment bought outright in Thailand
2) House bought outright in the UK
3) Longevity and health for family and friends
I wish I didn't have this hangover and banging headache.
Good advice, Nige. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by nigelandjan