Philippines trip

[helge]

Many (or maybe most?) of the jellyfish in PH do sting.

urine has the same medicinal effect on jelly fish stings.

Could be then, that not everyone yelling "Birdie" on a Fillipino beach, is playing golf

[cyrille]

Could be then, that not everyone yelling "Birdie" on a Fillipino beach, is playing golf

Umm…what?

[Backspin]

The lifeguard was correct: be careful.

If you don't like it, get out.

Remember: you're in their environment.

The first 20 feet of the ocean are more my environment than the cocksuckin jellyfish. We aren't alien to the ocean.

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I had a blue bottle wrap it's tail around my ankle in the surf of Coodgie beach in Sydney.
There were quite a few victims that day.

The piss soothed the sting and wish I only had a fuller bladder as this attractive Swedish backpacker got stung on the chest and was literally begging me to hose her down.

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This place is better than Borocay. Not as insanely busy. Not junk jet skiis that you have to go some place to ride

This is taken on my 7:00 in the morning stroll

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Rows of gazebos with light and power

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Sara resort under construction. Duterte's daughter Sara owns in says the rumors. There's gonna be 3 central pools surrounded by this cabin style accommodation. This is barely a quarter of it in the pic

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The beach is golden. The water is clear af. You can scoop the sand with your hands and it doesn't cloud the water at all. It's very clean sand , shells and aggregate

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[cyrille]

The beach is golden. It's very clean sand , shells and aggregate.

Did you sleep on it OK?

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Some chicks were flirting me this morning

[Joe 90]

Cool pic!

[katie23]

This place is better than Borocay. Not as insanely busy.

It's Boracay, not Borocay.

If the locals say that the other resort is owned by Sara Duterte, then it most likely is. Sara is now the vice president. I wouldn't be surprised if she becomes president in 4 years. (next election is 2028)

Thnx for the pics & stories. Which town are you in?

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[DrWilly]

Some chicks were flirting me this morning

All class, I bet that made your wife feel so proud and loved.

[DrWilly]

Almost the same pic as this website Poctoy White Beach: The Pride of Torrijos | angelsnote

[katie23]

^thanks, willy. I was curious about which town they're in now.

I searched for Torrijos on Google Maps. Turned out that there's also a Torrijos in Spain, which isn't surprising since PH was a Spanish colony for 300+ years. There are many towns named after saints and some places named after areas in Spain. Example Nueva Vizcaya = new Vizcaya, after the bay of Biscay in/near Spain.

[YourDaddy]

Some chicks were flirting me this morning

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Almost the same pic as this website Poctoy White Beach: The Pride of Torrijos | angelsnote

And the winner of have no life goes to Willy

I could easily take this pic this evening. You cretinous imbicile

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All class, I bet that made your wife feel so proud and loved.

It was just some 20 year olds setting up their picknick. I was on a morning stroll by myself. Was i supposed to pretend i didn't hear them ? Dickface. There's nothing wrong with a friendly exchange. That's all it was going to be.

[Backspin]

It's Boracay, not Borocay.

If the locals say that the other resort is owned by Sara Duterte, then it most likely is. Sara is now the vice president. I wouldn't be surprised if she becomes president in 4 years. (next election is 2028)

Thnx for the pics & stories. Which town are you in?

Apologies for not answering your question. The spelling of all these names drives me nuts. It doesn't look right so i Google in and try and copy paste , then that doesn't format right and goes to shit

[cyrille]

The spelling of all these names drives me nuts. It doesn't look right so i Google in and try and copy paste , then that doesn't format right and goes to shit

There seem to be so many things that are too tough for you.



Better not attempt to buy trousers.

[armstrong]

Almost the same pic as this website Poctoy White Beach: The Pride of Torrijos | angelsnote

BREAKING NEWS: In a desperate attempt to "win" something William the Cock finds a beach picture similar to one posted.

[katie23]

Apologies for not answering your question. The spelling of all these names drives me nuts. It doesn't look right so i Google in and try and copy paste , then that doesn't format right and goes to shit

No worries. Are there restos by the beach or are you limited to your resort for food options?

[malmomike77]

No worries. Are there restos by the beach or are you limited to your resort for food options?

i'm not really getting sold on the place.

As for the "not junk jetskis"... i tend to avoid any place that has them. Still the food pics are great