How to win the heart of a Filipina..?

[Neo]

You sure it's not a ladyboy?

Ringing bells for ya..? Bit of deja vu..??

[Dillinger]

How far have you got so far?

A kiss on the cheek?

[Luigi]

Nah, reckon Neo's already pulled him off.

[Dillinger]

Ive never had a girl as a friend, theyve all wanted the cock.

I get the impression this birds got Neo pegged in the same box as that Scottish guy who just got deported from there.

[GracelessFawn]

Be sincere, open and honest, but do not over do it. Just be yourself, the likeable one. Spend time with her. Keep eye contact and don't stare at her boobs too much.

Don't force the chemistry or the magic to appear. If it's there it is there.

[Headworx]

^Exactly.

And if all that fails, can you get Chloroform over the counter there?.

[hick]

Arrange it so she "happens to see" a bottle of lotion, used tissues and her framed photo.
- Next to your bed.

[GracelessFawn]

Lastly, enjoy the hole experience.

[Luigi]

Be sincere, open and honest,

Yup.

The corner stone of any relationship.

[Switch]

you're still single aren't you

Says the knob desperate for advice from teak door lotharios and lounge lizards.
lol

[Neverna]

Lastly, enjoy the hole experience.

That's exactly what he's trying to do!!

[Neo]

Says the knob desperate for advice from teak door lotharios and lounge lizards.
lol

You're quite new here aren't you..?

[Neo]

How far have you got so far?

A kiss on the cheek?

So far so good, I've had a peck on the lips.. not exactly passionate. she told me she's got a rule where she waits 3 months after a break up before getting involved again, last break up was 2 months ago.. so I'm a bit ahead of schedule.

I'm thinking she's either extremely sweet or somewhat autistic..

[Neo]

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn
Lastly, enjoy the hole experience.

That's exactly what he's trying to do!!

She did that on purpose .. such a filthy minded little minx

Hey GF have we met before? I'm in BKK over New Years..

[hick]

she told me she's got a rule

IME, this is not a positive sign.




Rules? We don't need no stinking rules.

[David48atTD]

My Life is beautiful because of you.

Can anyone do that in Thai?

[Switch]

You're quite new here aren't you..?

Old enough to know that GF is Based in the Philippines, and way to smart to be scammed by a Brit Chav.

[Neo]

Precious

[Luigi]

Old enough to know that GF is Based in the Philippines, and way to smart to be scammed by a Brit Chav.

[BaitongBoy]

^ 555...

[BaitongBoy]

Ok, you've won her heart...Now what?...

[Neo]

We're up for a date tonight but tbh.. I'm fucking bored of it already.
Why do most women put out on the first date.? Because men just don't have a long enough attention span

[Neverna]

When I was a young man, a month was a typical length of time to wait for a "good" girl in the UK. I can't imagine waiting that long these days but I'm not dating young single women in the UK. Modern Flipper females might have a different timescale. Perhaps a Google search will find what a typical time is these days for a good Flipper single woman.

[Switch]

We're up for a date tonight but tbh.. I'm fucking bored of it already.
Why do most women put out on the first date.? Because men just don't have a long enough attention span

Well done. You’ve just answered your original question. Didn’t take too long did it?

[hick]

she's got a rule

We're up for a date tonight but tbh.. I'm fucking bored of it already.

Time to bring up YOUR stinking rules.

TBH, "her rule" of 3 months after a breakup. WTF man? That relationship or breakup had NOTHING to do with you.

Time to get something straight between the two of you.