"This Is Thailand" Tale From The City Expat Club

[impact]

"The waitress announced we get a 2nd cup of coffee free with any order. Oh, that's nice. The 1st cup was really good, I eagerly ordered my 2nd cup. The cup arrived moments later but tasted horrible! When pressed, the waitress explained innocently: 2nd cup made from instant coffee. TiT"

[good2bhappy]

looks like the local crumblies club

[Bettyboo]

It's a fukin Northerners club; can't think of anything worse...

[good2bhappy]

a little bit of home

[dirtydog]

Looks like they are having great fun, probably waiting for the bingo to start, jees, aint they old.

[The Cat]

When's the turn on?

[superman]

Have they got an on-site funeral parlour ?

[superman]

Are the ladies at the front bar-girls ?

[patsycat]

At least the men aren't wearing socks.

[wefearourdespot]

Are the ladies at the front bar-girls ?

the age is the right one.

[wefearourdespot]

When pressed, the waitress explained innocently: 2nd cup made from instant coffee. TiT"

The've been lucky not to be given raw sewerage.

[dirtydog]

You should think yourself lucky you wern't drinking chivas or something nice and then getting a glass of Lao Khao as your free second shot.

[Chairman Mao]

That's Bournemouth Leisure Centre if I'm not mistaken.

[escaped]

That's Bournemouth Leisure Centre if I'm not mistaken.

Hey,in that other thread from Impact about Silverman on the flyer is mentioned Bournemouth.
So after all we can conclude that Impact is actually stays at Bournemouth Leisure Centre.

[Chairman Mao]

Who shrunk the lad in the camouflage shorts?

[Thep den]

[billy the kid]

i was thinkin about 'one flew over the cukoo's nest'.
didn't see murphy tho.
an no beer !!

[TizMe]

Why do old farang women become expats in Pattaya?

[bobo746]

^ was going to ask the same question are they getting porked by young thai blokes?

[dirtydog]

I remember meeting a few of them, they were having a competition to see who could shag the highest ranking Thai policeman, one of erm done a captain, think she won.

[Finney64]

so was the coffee hot or not?

[Butterfly]

that picture is quite depressing,

Pattaya is getting worse, what happened to the nice friendly whores of the late 90s ?

I blame the English retiree expats, they chased them away

[terry57]

Foking hell dudes,

The Pommy throttlers move all the way from blighty to Pattaya so they can all get together and have a nice cup of Tea.

I mean, your foking joking aint ya.

[bobo746]

looks like lunch at my oldies local rsl club.

[taxexile]

good luck to them.

its got to be better than spending your retirement in blighty, with the freezing weather, poverty level pensions, health care waiting lists, high cost of living, mean streets and ungrateful and grasping sons and daughters who cant wait to get their hands on the inheritance.

good on them for showing some spirit and being brave enough and young at heart enough to leave their homeland.

they have taken positive control of their lives and are enjoying themselves.

we are all heading towards old age, best not to knock and mock, but to show respect to those who have got it well planned and sorted.

to all you "youngsters" making the snide comments here, as currency rates tumble, investments go up and down seemingly without reason, inflation eats away at savings, jobs get harder to find, pension funds fall and countries go bankrupt, just what will you be doing once you hit 50 or 60? and how will you fund it and how will you cope if you have to return home, don a flat cap and oxfam overcoat and live off asda bread and baked beans whilst sitting in front of coronation street every night cos its too cold to go out.