... from the outset let me be very clear about one thing, I've never been to Pattaya. Not so much as passed through it.
However from all that I've heard/read/seen (on here and other places and from other people) is it really the dirty, stinking, cesspit of human effluence and waste, Sodom and Gomorrah of Asia, souless, filthy, catchment for drifting turds and refuse, scum-infested shite-hole that it seems to be?