Big Howard Says Goodbye

[Chittychangchang]

After 14 years in Thailand

the time is right for me to move on after successfully liquidating all my assets

New challenges lay ahead for me

Didn't realise getting your money out of Thailand was so time consuming and difficult

[Scottish Gary]

^fewer, not less

Imagine being so lacking in personality that you actually feel the need to log on to a forum just so you can tell me I used a wrong word in a random post I made. You are a very boring dull man. I would hate to be you.

[kingwilly]

" I have a real hankering for Scotland and the Inner Hebrides not least because the locals there could easily assume the role of chickenhead and permit me to maintain my superior attitude."




The gent does have a sense of humor after all!!

[Lostandfound]

^fewer, not less

Imagine being so lacking in personality that you actually feel the need to log on to a forum just so you can tell me I used a wrong word in a random post I made. You are a very boring dull man. I would hate to be you.

Imagine being such a thin skinned illiterate jock you lack even the most basic English language skills to insult the gent.

[nidhogg]

The wing man and I shall return to Europe for good next year

The wing what ?
So you have a mate who generously beds the worlds ugliest and porkiest chicks so you can get the hottie ?...

Next you'll be telling us he carries your huge unabridged thesaurus about, so you can always be at your verbose best.



Wingman

A Wingman is a guy you bring along with you on singles
outings (like to bars) that helps you out with the women.

You might like to mentally replace "wing man" with "boyfriend".

The gent is apparently our very own Quentin Crisp. Dahling.

[Seekingasylum]

I rather think in tagging up with that cretin Blue you have demonstrated to all everything we need to know about your inadequacies.

"Onanism in the Monkey House" - a spiritual guide for the retarded drawn from the personal experiences of Nignog, a notorious web twat and butt fucker to the cybersphere. Copies available in all 7-11s at 49baht.

[baldrick]

"Onanism in the Monkey House"

or "Onanism in the cock pit with my wingman , co-pilot and a host of gimp suit wearing party boys displaying their wurst " by genticles and available from somchai with his other porn dvds

[Seekingasylum]

And in swoops Nignog's own wingman felcher, the butt fucker's jism bucket, all ready and willing to suck his chum's last spunk-bubbled drop.

With a bit of luck the homo-gang will be complete with Biltongspasticboy's cum spurt.

TD's frotting club convenes yet again.

Har,har.

[BaitongBoy]

^ Morning, Spunky...

[taxexile]

never took seeking asylum for a rear admiral or a porthole pirate, a tad curious as to what goes on on the other side of the road maybe, but not one to bowl from the pavilion end.

at least not whilst sober.

[nidhogg]

never took seeking asylum for a rear admiral or a porthole pirate, a tad curious as to what goes on on the other side of the road maybe, but not one to bowl from the pavilion end.

I cannot recall him using any other phrase than "my wing man". Rather inspired really. Hiding in plain sight.

[AntRobertson]

Sausages, wingman... It's all so clear and obvious now.

Also explains his continuing presence in Pattaya.

[nidhogg]

Sausages, wingman... It's all so clear and obvious now.

Also explains his continuing presence in Pattaya.

Fair point.

The gent should know that we do not think any less of him as a member of the fudge packer brigade.

In fact, there is nothing he could do that would make us think less of him. He is as far down as possible anyway.

[Seekingasylum]

And who on earth gives a flying fuck about what a bunch of deadbeat, unimaginative, blue collar oiks like you have to say.

Dull bores in the main.

[AntRobertson]

Well you do, obviously. In fact you care very muchly.

Not really furthering the cause of your people either with all this melodramatic and precious foot-stamping.

[nidhogg]

And who on earth gives a flying fuck about what a bunch of deadbeat, unimaginative, blue collar oiks like you have to say.

Dull bores in the main.

Blue collar? Blue collar?

I positively dream of being blue collar.

[nidhogg]

Well you do, obviously. In fact you care very muchly.

Not really furthering the cause of your people either with all this melodramatic and precious foot-stamping.

In character though.

[taxexile]

strange how the forums hypocritical libtards and supporters of all things right-on are all too quick to form a baying mob and dont hold back whenever the chance to hurl rumours, suppositions and accusations around like old maids in a medieval village.

...... yet they have the nerve to criticise posters like blue and piwanoi because of their honestly revealed prejudices.

[AntRobertson]

What on earth are you babbling about, you silly old coot. You as good as started it!

And any way the difference is that I'm actually rooting for the old goat. Err, not literally though. I'm not that way inclined. He should be out and proud. All this closeted stuff clearly has had a detrimental effect on him.

[taxexile]

why dont you go back to your quibbling mega thread where you belong. you are clearly out of your depth here.

[AntRobertson]

You really are a dribbling hypocrite.

[BaitongBoy]

I am beginning to understand why Big Howard left...

[Scottish Gary]

^fewer, not less

Imagine being so lacking in personality that you actually feel the need to log on to a forum just so you can tell me I used a wrong word in a random post I made. You are a very boring dull man. I would hate to be you.

Imagine being such a thin skinned illiterate jock you lack even the most basic English language skills to insult the gent.

Hey lad, I'm hardly thin skinned. I've worked offshore for 25 years. I've been called a lot worse things than a "illiterate jock"
I just can't be bothered with silly petty men. I'm not used to dealing with them.

[Neverna]

I am beginning to understand why Big Howard left...

Howard? Who's Howard? Why not start a new thread for this "Howard" chap?

[Seekingasylum]

The repartee from the usual dullards and the merely priggish yet again ascends to a level scarcely higher than a gerbil's scrotum.

Dull, dull, dull.

Ho hum.