A conundrum

[Gerbil]

I've got a business partner and 3 colleagues coming over soon for a week in Pattaya and I've been stuck with organizing it. 2 of them are planning on shagging everything in sight, but the other 2 won't.

So I was trying to think what the 'family resort' of Pattaya has to offer in terms of daytime activities which will keep them all happy. (Oh, they're all in their fifties, so anything too sporty is out).

Golf?
Sight seeing? (What?)
Fishing? Snorkeling? (What would it cost to rent a boat to combine these two?)

Personally I hope the boring 2 cancel, then I can take the other 2 to Yodsak in the daytime and Walking Street at night, every day.... sorted.

[sabang]

Not sure what budget they're on, but the Centara Grand Mirage is a very nice resort indeed- I was quite impressed. Between that and adjacent Wongamat Beach, the non-mongers should be quite happy during the day. Apart from that, maybe a fishing trip and pop in to Ko Larn, and a trip to Nong Nooch. The Pattaya floating markets are worth a look too, and a better and cheaper place to buy souvenirs than most of the crappy tourist markets in central Pattaya.

[Simon43]

You could probably lose the 2 boring ones in Nong Nooch - it's big enough, and far away enough from Pattaya so that they can't walk back.

Are the 2 boring ones up for a LB experience? (No-one will ever know ....)

[Gerbil]

Well... money is not an option.

I was thinking of setting the boring ones up with golf days with early morning tee-offs, then they can crash out by the pool, meet up for an early dinner with the rest of us - then they can bugger off to bed for an early night before the next golf day.

(Problem is.... I dont think they play golf and even if they did - they certainly wouldnt be up for a week of it.)

[nedwalk]

^maybe its time for them to get out of their shell..straightdown to yodsak i reckon..sink or swim, that way all cards are on the table!

[Little Chuchok]

^I'm with you Ned.

Take 'em out, and if they don't partake, ridicule them within an inch of their lives...

Bloody wowsers...

[Davis Knowlton]

^ and ^^ Absolutely. Straight into the deep end of the pool. Sink or swim. The two boring ones will turn out to be the biggest mongers of all.

[Unlucky Ralph]

Book into the Hard Rock Hotel on Soi 9, the decent fellas can get a boat from there to the islands, and are in the middle but out of the way of sleazy Walking Street and Soi Yodsak. There's a nice pool in the Hard Rock, heated too, and they do a mean pig roast.

You and your 2 kinky mates can go either way, you filthy bastards probably do too

You see on this map, a road off Walking Street, Does that say Soi BJ ?

[clueless]

Leave the two shaggers to do their own thing - they will find happiness - and get the two boring ones pissed as farts .

Then all of them will be shagging and happy .

[Unlucky Ralph]

^ Until they awake and find that Gerbil burrowed deep

[The Fresh Prince]

You see on this map, a road off Walking Street, Does that say Soi BJ ?

I believe it does!

[Davis Knowlton]

^Named after long-time American resident and bar and hotel owner BJ, whose BJ Bar is on the corner of Walking Street and Soi BJ.

[Unlucky Ralph]

^ Gotta link ?

[The Fresh Prince]

The things people do to get a street named after them....!

[DJ Pat]

Just take the whole party down the sleazy sois and pretend you didn't previously knew such places existed.

[LooseBowels]

Are the 2 boring ones up for a LB experience? (No-one will ever know ....)

Why the boring ones?