A day in the life...

[happynz]

Does it matter?

[Edmond]

As the latex gloves snaps into place. Nurse Katie or Nurse Tomcat.... tough choice.

[Mendip]

Does it matter?

At the end of the day, I suppose not.

I guess that neither scenario is what you'd call favourable.

[malmomike77]

At the end of the day, I suppose not.

I guess that neither scenario is what you'd call favourable.

well there is another scenario

Do you come during a prostate exam?


It is important to note that ejaculation during a prostate exam is not a common occurrence and may not happen at all. If it does happen, it is important to communicate this with the healthcare provider to ensure that they are able to accurately assess the prostate gland.

[Mendip]

^ you're not making this any easier, mate.

If that was to happen, wouldn't the healthcare provider notice something?

Actually, I've decided to just get my back looked at, for now.

[malmomike77]

Actually, I've decided to just get my back looked at, for now.

don't be daft, just get it checked - nothing they'll see they haven't seen a thousand times before. Just have wank before you go

[moose65]

Ask for the one with the smallest fingers.

[helge]

Nonsense Tax. You made a back handed comment at Mendy's "Gaff" and got called on it.

Fuck me, Stumpy

You have become a sensitive chap.

I saw tax's post as humourous

I got quite a few Repo comments that it was a cheap shot. They all can't be wrong.

I think I "greened" tax for his post and I'm never wrong

OCD.

When you post pics of your lovely home, it indeed is very tidy and the OCD thought have crossed my mind.

I haven't got a bad word to say about OCD stricken folks, so....

But don't worry:

The pic of your rusty wheelbarrow cleared you of all OCD

You are basicly just.....tidy

[Topper]

Ask for the one with the smallest fingers.

Or the biggest....who can guess Mendy's preferences?

[Joe 90]

having a woman or a bloke stick their finger up your bum?

My dogs just had his prostrate examination by a 4 foot tall Chinese female vet, poor fooker was perturbed for a couple of days.

At least a bloke is gonna be in and out quick, difficult dilema..

Tbf all men need to have their prostrate examined when they hit 50, but since Covid the doctors aren't doing this as standard practice anymore.
You have to request it.

So get it done, it could save your life....


And give us all a giggle

Like Nammers said, have a wank first then you won't blow your wad over the doctor.

[armstrong]

Actual photo of my dog getting a finger up the bum.

[Joe 90]

^

[pickel]

Is it better to be prostrate when you have your prostate examined?

[Reg Dingle]

What's the least worse... having a woman or a bloke stick their finger up your bum?

I guess it depends how thick you like your fingers

[malmomike77]

Actual photo of my dog getting a finger up the bum.

Have we just seen Mendips cum face?

[Joe 90]

[Joe 90]

Is it better to be prostrate when you have your prostate examined?

I've heard the procedure is performed on a dentist type chair with foot stirrups...

[Neverna]

I've been thinking about my prostate a lot lately. I was hoping to ask the doc to check them both out 'while he's down there' so to speak.

Trouble is, the wife tells me that 'Sittiporn' is a female name, which ties with my memory of this doc from years ago. Tbh, I'm not sure that I want the old finger test from a woman... but I guess not from a bloke either.

What's the least worse... having a woman or a bloke stick their finger up your bum?

They can do it with an ultrasound scan these days, Mendip. But I'm sure they'll do it the finger up the bum way if you ask them nicely.

[Mendip]

^ Now you tell me... I wasted a Kleenex last night.

[Pragmatic]

I was told by a doctor tuther year that if I had no symptoms of prostate problems then leave it alone and just get the PSA blood test.

[Reg Dingle]

^ Was it the day after Taco Tuesday?

[Seekingasylum]

I rather think you have had too much time on your hands of late, being confined to quarters and immobile, and consequently you have become prey to dark thoughts and dare I say hypochondria.

Why are you worrying about your prostate?

Folk who end up seeking medical help are usually propelled by symptoms. If you do not have these then why the fuck are you concerned ? If you have pain down in the nether regions and your urine flow is restricted and you cannot get a good night’s sleep because of the persistent need to urinate then, yes, time to get a finger up the bum and the blood test but the old PSA test is unreliable as a guide to cancer developing. Biopsy was the way to go but I understand that a new non-invasive procedure is now available. But if you have no symptoms, why bother?

You are going to die of something in time and prostate cancer is as good as any.

Incidentally, the finger test up the arse is two fold - to determine any abnormal growth, a good feel by an experienced proctologist is invaluable, and to establish if the prostate is painful to touch. The latter is a bad sign and cannot be tested by, say, an ultra sound scan. When I had the fingers up there the doctor enquired if I was in pain. I asked him to define his terms given I was not at all happy. He conceded discomfort was a given but that did not in itself constitute a pain threshold.

Age changes the size of the gland, essentially moving from walnut to, say, a plum. It’s a normal progression.and alters your pissing flow.

[DrWilly]

What a bunch of prudes. Many a bloke does not mind a pinky up the bun from a nubile young lass.

[Edmond]

Why are you worrying about your prostate?

Pretty sure he said he's doing it because he will be at the hospital getting his back checked, so might as well do a bit of a full-service while there.

[misskit]

You are going to die of something in time and prostate cancer is as good as any.

Death by any kind of cancer seems the worst way to go. The horrible pain.