Anna the dog

[Edmond]

Safe trip dude.

Must be the best time to do it. Coming into summer (girly giggle) over there, and hotter than yogi's ballsack here.

[DrWilly]

the mother of all heat rashes I currently have across my crotch that requires constant scratching

FFS - use medicated powder. I think Thai’s invented it! Literally every 7/11 or mom and pop store will stock some.

[cyrille]

FFS - use medicated powder. I think Thai’s invented it! Literally every 7/11 or mom and pop store will stock some.

He's mentioned he uses Canesten, which is far more effective than talc.

[Reg Dingle]

He must spend more nights sleeping with his dogs than his wife...the fukker would be better off chewing a couple of these




This is a Dyson Animal... A while back I used it on my bed and the gunk it pulled up turned the inside a milky white hue. I'd guess it was dead skin.

Would you lend it to Mendy for a day?

[Edmond]

^ You know the first place he'd stick that.

[Reg Dingle]

Lola or Anna's gash whilst theyre licking the one on his toe.

Yeah, he wouldn't be getting the crevice tool

[malmomike77]

He must spend more nights sleeping with his dogs than his wife...the fukker would be better off chewing a couple of these




This is a Dyson Animal... A while back I used it on my bed and the gunk it pulled up turned the inside a milky white hue. I'd guess it was dead skin.

Would you lend it to Mendy for a day?

It is indeed skin, together with 1/2 kg of mites and wadding your regular bed wetting has dissolved.

[Reg Dingle]

^ The mattress is due another once over very soon.
Where's Mendy's strimmer box contents thread?

[malmomike77]

^ is that when you celebrate Utd finishing in the top half of the league

[Reg Dingle]

^ oh yeah that's a point.
May 26th it is

[Mendip]

I'm absent for one day and look what happens to the thread....

[DrWilly]

I'm absent for one day and look what happens to the thread....

Time to update your same shit different ship thread.

[helge]

Taking a break, Mendip ?

[DrWilly]

Taking a break, Mendip ?

To be fair it’s pretty hard updating threads when the forum is down every couple of hours.

[Mendip]

I can get on TD with my phone periodically but not at all with the laptop, I get some 'encoding error', so no photos.

I was going to update my work thread but it's impossible. It's a shame because in this cool weather my left big toe nail infection and crotch rash have completely cleared up and I was hoping to share some pics.

[Stumpy]

my left big toe nail infection and crotch rash have completely cleared up and I was hoping to share some pics

The upside to the TD forum issues

[Mendip]

^ One man's upside is another man's loss of informative medical ailments photos. And it appears that I can upload pictures again...


Anyway, the daughter has Saturday morning school for the next few weeks on the run-up to her end of year exams, and she sent me an early morning photo today.

Mrs Mendip had made an uncharacteristic venture outside which worries me that the TV may be broken, but regardless, it was nice to see her spending a bit of time with my dogs. They love some human company and after being away for five weeks I worry that they may be a bit neglected.

All seems harmonious for the time being. It looks as though Anna's finally lost a bit of weight as well, so all good.

[cyrille]

Well, she obviously has their undivided attention.

Food must be involved, surely.

And yes, Anna definitely looks less chonky.

That floor looks...eventful.

[Mendip]

^ It must have been morning chewy treat time, there's no other way they would be so attentive. As usual, Anma and Yogi were the only two not to sit.

That area will be the main play area during the night while I'm away and I have a horrible feeling that the 'eventful' looking floor is due to scattered pieces of futon or sofa stuffing.