Thread: Tis a bloody exodus

Welcome, Welshgit.

You can take some of the heat off CMN.

There's a lot of TVrs over here now, barred, bored or bemused.

Originally Posted by CharleyFarley

Not sure about them CMn, I know we have musical tendencies...but

How about JPR ?

Who is JPR?

Hi, Charley. CMN is OK, but the folks say he's from Wales. I don't know what that means, but he does seem to get alot of git for it.
Welcome to TD.

Originally Posted by CharleyFarley

Errr, can I stick around here for a while Thetyim until I find my feet.
I want to get to 10 posts without being called a fuckwit. numbnuts,moron,dumbass numpty, arsewipe, in no particular order

U velly hansum, welcome this place, you have power I want to feel you, no it is too big.

Originally Posted by CharleyFarley

Errr, can I stick around here for a while Thetyim until I find my feet.
I want to get to 10 posts without being called a fuckwit. numbnuts,moron,dumbass numpty, arsewipe, in no particular order ( where the fuck is 'advanced smilies'.
So how I do I make this welcome thread longer than the Bambina or Kayo welcomes? Tricky one that...

Oi Numbnuts! The only way to make this longer, you moron, is to get fuckwit Kayo posting on it, or numpty Mid getting his postcount up.
What dumb-arsewipe were you on tv then, you pansy ****?

edit: Cu*t gets the asterisk treatment?? I'll be buggered!

lead on clown .............

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

More than 2 Welshmen in the same place is trouble, next thing you know you're overun with leekists!

Worse, they start doing that abysmal close-harmony singing......

Welcome Charley - trouble is we are now going to get CMN banging on the Teak Doors and demanding a Welsh sub forum

Originally Posted by Sir Burr

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

More than 2 Welshmen in the same place is trouble, next thing you know you're overun with leekists!

Worse, they start doing that abysmal close-harmony singing......

...and the fortune-telling gig too.
A little palm-reading there, boyo!

What's with the poofy rugby players?

^ If you ask them you must like them

^
Is that a version of the old "those that smelt it, dealt it" fart excuse?

Don't know if it is the right thing to do, but thank you kindly for enhancing my rep, you know who you are, boys & girls

Here's a couple of my favourite songs, of course they sound ridiculous in English.

Calon Lan
Nid wy'n gofyn bywyd moethus
Aur y byd na'i berlau man,
Gofyn wyf am galon hapus,
Calon onest, calon lan

Calon lan yn llawn daioni
Tecach yw na'r lili dlos
Dim ond calon lan all ganu
Canu'r dydd a chanu'r nos

^^I once had to a solo with this song during an Eisteddfod & Llandaf

The Pure Heart
(The best-loved hymn in Wales)
I do not ask for a luxurious life
Gold in life, nor high station
I ask only for a happy heart
An honest heart, a pure heart.

A pure heart full of goodness
Is fairer than the lily of the field
Only the pure heart can sing
Songs day and night


Sosban Fach
Mae bys Meri Ann wedi gwywo
A Dafydd y gwas ddim yn iach
Mae'r baban yn y crud yn crio
A'r gath wedi sgrapo Johnny Bach
Sosban fach yn berwi ar y tan
Sosban fawr yn berwi ar y llawr
A'r gath wedi sgrapo Johnny Bach.

The little saucepan
(a nonsense song sung at rugby matches)
Mary Ann's finger is withered
The lad,David, is lacking in health
The baby is crying in the cradle
And the cat is past fighting, Johnny boy
The little saucepan is boiling on the fire
The big saucepan is boiling on the floor
And the cat is past fighting, Johnny boy




(c) David J Williams

^
whereabouts in Wales are you from??

My favourite Welsh song by the super furries...

translation every other line.

Mae'n hnw'n dweud bo' ni ar yr ymlon
They say we're peripheral people
Yn weiston bach ffyddlon, yn arw ac estron
Spineless and feeble, roughneck and evil
Ac mae hi'n llugoer yn llygad y ffynnon
And it's so cool in the eye of the fountain
Ond ar yr ymylon mae'r danadl poethion
But the periphery sustains the hottest nettle

Ymaelodi â'r ymylon
Joining the periphery
Ymaelodi â'r ymylon
Banished to the periphery
Ymaelodi â'r ymylon
Joining the periphery
Cosb pob un sydd yn anffyddlon
The price to pay for all who stray

Mae'na s?m y cythraul canu
And there's talk of the demon in music
Sy'n arwahanu yn hollti a rhannu
That divides and rules us in musical envy
Ac mae mae hi'n unig ar yr ymylon
And it's so lonely on the periphery
Yn edrych o hirbell ar rywbeth sydd nepell
[Ymaelodi Âr Ymylon Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com]
As if looking from afar at something that's near

Ymaelodi â'r ymylon
Joining the periphery
Ymaelodi â'r ymylon
Banished to the periphery
Ymaelodi â'r ymylon
Joining the periphery
Cosb pob un sydd yn anffyddlon
The price to pay for all that stray

Originally Posted by Sir Burr

Worse, they start doing that abysmal close-harmony singing......

You see?
I did try to warn people.

Nice one Sir Burr, all harmless fun eh.

My potted welsh geographical history:-

Fishguard / Newport. Pembs.
Cowbridge.
Cardiff.
Penarth.
Caerphilli.

And your good self CMn ?

^
born in Tonteg moved to Creigiau, Aber Uni and then God's own plant pot... pontypridd.

Someone shoot me...

No no no, this is just plain wrong!