Thread: Good evening

Thank you for the warm welcomes all.

Alice.

Did you manage to get knobbed last night?

My knees are still trembling.

Stokey ! you didn't did you ?

I hope you haven't those unanswered questions spinning around in your head this morn now you've sobered up a bit

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Stokey ! you didn't did you ?

Possibly.

I have a very tender bottom this morning.

Perhaps i sat on a vegetable or something, by mistake.

It was good too, I was off to the races for sure. What's the matter with all you people, never had a knee trembling really great shag? I thought this forum was.........different.

Oh, it's....different alright. And some of the people here are very ...special. If you venture into The Doghouse, you will be lucky to emerge with your sanity.

Originally Posted by Stinky

Originally Posted by Alice Fields

I'm hoping for a really good shag tonight too.

You're a fit bloke Earl I'm sure you'll find a taker if you put yourself out there, its like selling insurance mate, It's a numbers game

I have been reading up, is the reference below to you kingwilly?

But I Hate Him/Her

If you develop a dislike for another poster then you have the option to put the poster on ignore so that his posts are not displayed.
This is much better than pretending you suffer from Tourettes for the next ten years.

We often get asked "I'm black, can I still post?" The answer is "yes" TeakDoor welcomes members of any creed or colour.

"Can I post if I'm gay?" The answer is "yes". Teakdoor welcomes members of any sexual preference.

"I'm heterosexual, a prolific poster and live in Bournemouth, can I post?" No, fuck off.

"I'm asian, female and want to get pregnant, can I post" Yes, but it might be quicker if you just email kingwilly direct.

Do desist in sending me repo with suggestive comments or I will report you. You freak.
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Welcome Alice.

Do you like travel? TD members like a good travel picture thread.

Or do you prefer cooking? Crusty sweetbreads au gratin would be nice.

It shall be done. Looking at a trip to Samui in the near future.

Alice if you are passing through Pattaya you can come and tremble on my balcony.

Many have before.

Thank you G, appreciated.

Originally Posted by Alice Fields

I have been reading up, is the reference below to you kingwilly?

But I Hate Him/Her

If you develop a dislike for another poster then you have the option to put the poster on ignore so that his posts are not displayed.
This is much better than pretending you suffer from Tourettes for the next ten years.

We often get asked "I'm black, can I still post?" The answer is "yes" TeakDoor welcomes members of any creed or colour.

"Can I post if I'm gay?" The answer is "yes". Teakdoor welcomes members of any sexual preference.

"I'm heterosexual, a prolific poster and live in Bournemouth, can I post?" No, fuck off.

"I'm asian, female and want to get pregnant, can I post" Yes, but it might be quicker if you just email kingwilly direct.

Do desist in sending me repo with suggestive comments or I will report you. You freak.
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Nope, that would be the other King willy.

There are more than two of you? Yeah right.

Originally Posted by Alice Fields

There are more than two of you? Yeah right.

Yes yes omnipresent

Like pollution? I hate smog.

Originally Posted by Alice Fields

Like pollution? Hate fucking smog.

No not like pollution like a deity, have you not noticed the following he commands, even you are now under his mystic spell.

He certainly is.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Alice?

Who the fuck is Alice ?

Dunno. There's never been anyone living next door to me with that name.
But I've gotten used to it.

Avvatar suggestion open.

Originally Posted by Gazza

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Alice?

Who the fuck is Alice ?

Dunno. There's never been anyone living next door to me with that name.
But I've gotten used to it.

Hahahaha great stuff, thanks. Two thumbs up and my big toe too.

Originally Posted by Alice Fields

Germanic folklore tells us Alice was a beautiful maiden, sitting upon a cliff where unbeknownst to her, she visually distracted sailors, whom then crashed their boats in the treacherous Rhine and consequently died.

That was Lorelei - where did you get Alice in connection to his from?

So, unless you're a sad old rehash of an old nic = Welcome!