Thread: My first post - please be gentle!

Don't post scat pics, unless they are tasteful.

Don't put picture of dicks on the site, especially big ones, it makes some of the less well-endowed members of the board feel insecure.

Is that it??
Are there any more???

Thank you Franky, thats want I thought.

DD has had me searching for non-existent secret forums and now non-existant rules.
I fall for it everytime

You need a minimum of 300 posts before yo can see the rules, Thetyim.

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Well if your not clever enough to find the rules you will have to go by your own guidelines

I am not clever enough, or perhaps too lazy - probably both. Guess I will have to use my own imaginary guidelilnes, then.........

Originally Posted by Dougal

You need a minimum of 300 posts before yo can see the rules, Thetyim

Is there something in the genes of a dog that compels them to wind innocent people up.
I shall have to treat Marmite with caution as well now

bastards, don't trust anything they say Thetyim

but the secret forum is really good fun, the best yet

Go on Andy, go on.
Tell me everyone is talking about me in there.

Is this the thread where newbies get to say hello?

Originally Posted by farkinelle

Is this the thread where newbies get to say hello?

Go Ahead. How did you find this forum ?

Actually I was looking for teak furniture inThailand, because I'm building a house in Pattaya. Any good info here?

Well the main man on this forum is Dirty Dog and he is a builder in Patters. There is also a building section here that you can read.