Thread: Another TVF escapee

Originally Posted by Neverna

How did the word 'Gerbil' come to be banned? I can't imagine there being many reasons to post about gerbils on a Thai based forum. Is there some secret about gerbils and Thailand that us poor Teak-doorians have yet to learn about?

To be honest I don't remember how it started, I vaguely remember a poster who was handing out amateur psychological analysis and he acquired the "nick" of "Dr Will" and somebody made a remark about felching, Richard Gere and Gerbils on one of their posts talking about "Dr will" and like a reoccurring theme across mutiple monty python sketches, every so often comments about "Gerbils" appeared and the Gerbil thing took on a life of its own, with mutiple posters across all forums making references to Gerbils until the mods took offense and started threatening people with suspensions and bans if one referred to Gerbils or other rodents in posts

Yes, it was the Dr Will, but i have no idea what the initial topic was even on

I think I made the felching comment and that kunt dave Walt threatened to kill me.

Lol

Originally Posted by Neverna

How did the word 'Gerbil' come to be banned? I can't imagine there being many reasons to post about gerbils on a Thai based forum. Is there some secret about gerbils and Thailand that us poor Teak-doorians have yet to learn about?

The Mods at TVF insert them before moderating..

Welcome Mr Toad

CCC

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Originally Posted by Neverna

How did the word 'Gerbil' come to be banned? I can't imagine there being many reasons to post about gerbils on a Thai based forum. Is there some secret about gerbils and Thailand that us poor Teak-doorians have yet to learn about?

The Mods at TVF insert them before moderating..

Welcome Mr Toad

CCC

Thanks CCC

I don't doubt that some of the mods have committed gerbilcide by inserting said rodent, and not then extracting it.

Originally Posted by Soutpeel

I do believe we have grounds to sue for copy right infringement

You can bollocks.

MrT and soutpeel were actually born Siamese twins and their three headed cousin the gotfarter was married to their uncles pet Labradors who was having sexual relations with aunty gene. Aunty gene likes to stick hoo haas in her anus and gives felatio to bill, who is a gerbilist. The badgers are used when the gerbils run out.

I hope this forum is a little clearer about the ins and outs of gerbils.....pardon the pun.

The TGAU is a device designed and made by Clawed Warrior Industries. The device was designed in Thailand and made by mr Soutpeels special relations....as they have 15 fingers on each hand and 7 toes on each foot.

Keep your eye out for KURTRAMSBOTTOM .

Originally Posted by neverdie

Keep your eye out for KURTRAMSBOTTOM .

I would love to set fire to his pikey caravan...

Originally Posted by Soutpeel

Originally Posted by neverdie

Keep your eye out for KURTRAMSBOTTOM .

I would love to set fire to his pikey caravan...

You won't find him.........

Nor will you find ur mate with the. Bad temper.....wits his name?

Siam something.?

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Originally Posted by GOTFARTER

Withnallstoke, love your avatar. Tell me, is that a Tapered Gerbil Application Unit?

Could be.
It's a Rodent Insertion Device Enabler - a RIDE, if you will.

And here's me thinking it was your bog standard butt trumpet.

Originally Posted by neverdie

The TGAU

Still no answer...

And why gerbils, FFS?...Which sick barstard started that trend?...Why not field mice?...

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Originally Posted by neverdie

The TGAU

Still no answer...

And why gerbils, FFS?...Which sick barstard started that trend?...Why not field mice?...

Still no answer about what old sausage ?

Gerbils have long been a favourite of people like Richard Gere and so forth.

You could use field mice if that's what turns you on.

TGAU's come in various sizes, field mice no problems, rats too but ROLAND won't be too happy

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Originally Posted by neverdie

The TGAU

Still no answer...

And why gerbils, FFS?...Which sick barstard started that trend?...Why not field mice?...

Used to be ferrets back in the day..

TGAU = Three Gear Uber Anus?

Originally Posted by Neverna

TGAU, for example, what does that mean or stand for?

For neverdie:

Here you are, old sausage...Funny you should bring up "sausages"...Do you know the artist formerly known as thegent?...

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Originally Posted by neverdie

The TGAU

Still no answer...

And why gerbils, FFS?...Which sick barstard started that trend?...Why not field mice?...

the sick bastard was Neverdie,

field mice...? not exactly an exiting rodent are they ?...what have field mice every done except run up a clock, nibble on cheese and appear in children s bed time stories..

Gerbils = Richard Gere
Honey Badgers = just plain nasty bastards
Ferrets = can generally cause mayhem and mirth
Roland Rat = a famous star of stage and screen

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Originally Posted by Neverna

TGAU, for example, what does that mean or stand for?

For neverdie:

Here you are, old sausage...Funny you should bring up "sausages"...Do you know the artist formerly known as thegent?...

It rings a bell but I don't know why

Hi guys!!

Originally Posted by patsycat

Hi guys!!

Hello sexy one.

I miss you......mainly cos you snob me on the other forum

Originally Posted by patsycat

Hi guys!!

Wow what a coincidence crossing paths on here, nice to see you, to see you nice.

Hope you managed to give your stalker the slip, perv.

Originally Posted by neverdie

Originally Posted by patsycat

Hi guys!!

Hello sexy one.

I miss you......mainly cos you snob me on the other forum

I don't i didn't i can't remember...

Sigh...

WTF does TGAU mean?...Are you bunch scared to divulge this secret code?...

I am still a member over there and i never understood it.

Perhaps it should be left there.

^Thanks, patsy...Kinda like Da Vinci Code...Secret handshake 'n' stuff...