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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fondles
    So the answer is no then, thanks for the confirmation.
    How idiotic is your thinking? It's like me saying to you that people can't be flown in to space, then you telling me that they can, and me counter arguing by asking if you have ever been to space, when you reply in the negative, I then use this as proof that people can't go to space. You're a fucking idiot.
    Twice now I have tried to import a secondhand car, my personal cars from home, if it makes any difference I am here on a work permit as a fulltime (not contract) employee of a Thai company and it was never gunna happen, how many have tried to import ?

    I would prefer to be accused of being a fucking idiot rather than publicly displaying that Iam a completely retarded fuckwit like yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fondles
    Twice now I have tried to import a secondhand car, my personal cars from home, if it makes any difference I am here on a work permit as a fulltime (not contract) employee of a Thai company and it was never gunna happen
    Maybe you're just stupid? Many Westerners here are useless at getting stuff done. You're probably not even in the minority.

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    If Fondles is constipated and can't shit for a week does that mean nobody can strain one out ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thetyim
    If Fondles is constipated and can't shit for a week does that mean nobody can strain one out ?
    Apparently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    Many Westerners here are useless at getting stuff done. You're probably not even in the minority.
    Never was there a truer word spoken. It is quite hilarious at times.

    This argument went along the same lines as Dr.Andy's "if it wasn't on the news it never happened" argument.
    Last edited by madjbs; 06-09-2011 at 09:59 PM.

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    However, I can see why this misunderstanding might occur here. Several times I have wanted to do something here and recieved contradictory advice from officials I have approached. In the end I came to the conclusion that some officials , when they see a pesky foreigner ( or even a Thai who looks too beneath their exalted dignity to bother with ) who wants something from them that might require a bit of effort on their part, they take the easy way out and say " no, can't be done "
    Pesky foreigner then mumbles " kop khun crap " and does a 180 out the door. Problem sorted.
    Nowadays, if I want something I phone first and ask, get several Thai friends to do likewise, then go in person, be as obsequious as necessary and wherever possible deal with a female member of staff and at the earliest opportunity tell her her hair looks nice or her tits very suckable ( whatever ). In short, suck up to 'em as much as possible beforte asking for anything.
    The Chinese here are good at this. 'Out for nout ' could be their motto.
    I have a lot less bother with them these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bangyai View Post
    However, I can see why this misunderstanding might occur here. Several times I have wanted to do something here and recieved contradictory advice from officials I have approached. In the end I came to the conclusion that some officials , when they see a pesky foreigner ( or even a Thai who looks too beneath their exalted dignity to bother with ) who wants something from them that might require a bit of effort on their part, they take the easy way out and say " no, can't be done "
    Pesky foreigner then mumbles " kop khun crap " and does a 180 out the door. Problem sorted.
    Nowadays, if I want something I phone first and ask, get several Thai friends to do likewise, then go in person, be as obsequious as necessary and wherever possible deal with a female member of staff and at the earliest opportunity tell her her hair looks nice or her tits very suckable ( whatever ). In short, suck up to 'em as much as possible beforte asking for anything.
    The Chinese here are good at this. 'Out for nout ' could be their motto.
    I have a lot less bother with them these days.
    My only involvement was signing the paperwork, I don't do fuck all in person out here that would expose he to the "farang tax" and having to put up with local morons full of delusions of grandeur.

    Allegedly it can be done, in reality it is impossible but here is the guidelines
    The Permanent Import of a Personal Vehicles into Thailand

    New vehicles of all types

    Not yet registered abroad are allowed to be imported without applying for an import permit from the Ministry of Commerce. However, for the vehicles with the weight less than 3500 Kgs., an importer needs to obtain an import permit from the Industrial Standard Institute, telephone number +66 (0)2-2023331.

    Used/secondhand vehicles

    Need to obtain an import permit from the Foreign Trade Department of the Ministry of Commerce, telephone +66 (0)2-5474804. For the vehicles with the weight less than 3500 Kgs., an importer needs to obtain an import permit from the Industrial Standard Institute as well.

    Warning...
    For the importation of used/secondhand vehicles, an importer needs to obtain an import permit from the Foreign Trade Department of the Ministry of Commerce before the arrival of the vehicles; otherwise he/she shall be liable to a fine equal to 10 percent of the price of vehicle but not less than 1,000 Thai Baht, or exceeding 20,000 Thai Baht.
    • Criteria for a Permanent Import of Used/Secondhand Vehicles
    • An importer is eligible to import only ONE used/ secondhand vehicles for personal use.
    • In case where the importer is a nonresident, he/she is required to stay in Thailand for at least ONE year and present a non-immigrant visa issued by the Immigration Bureau, the National Police Office together with a work permit issued by the Ministry of Labor and Social Welfare at the time of importation.
    • In case where an importer is a Thai resident marrying a foreigner, he/she is required to present documentary evidence of marriage and proof of changing residence to Thailand. Also the importer has to own and possess the imported vehicle for at least one and a half year while staying abroad, from the date of transferring the ownership to the date of arrival into Thailand
    • In case where an importer is a Thai resident, he/she is allowed to import a vehicle only when such vehicle is accompanied the owner on the change of residence and he/she has owned and possessed the imported vehicle together with the valid driving license for at least one and a half year while staying abroad.
    • Documentation
    • General Documentation:
      • An Import Goods Declaration and 3 duplicates;
      • A Bill of Lading or Air Waybill;
      • Proof of vehicle purchase (if any);
      • A Release Order (Kor Sor Kor 100/1);
      • An insurance premium invoice; and
      • Other relevant documents (if any) e.g. a power of attorney.
    • Additional Documentation for the used/secondhand personal vehicles:
      • A House Certificate and an Identification Card;
      • A passport in case of changing residence;
      • A Vehicle Registration Certificate indicating that the imported vehicle was used abroad;
      • An import permit from the Foreign Trade Department of the Ministry of Commerce
    • Import Clearance Procedures
    • An importer/agent submits an Import Goods Declaration together with all supporting documents to the Customs office/house at the port of entry;
    • Customs verifies the documents, allocates a Goods Declaration number and calculates liable taxes and duties;
    • The importer/agent pays liable taxes and duties at a Cashier Office; and
    • The importer/agent presents the receipt issued by the Cashier Office to a Customs Inspection Office to bring the imported vehicles from Customs custody.
    • Tax and Duty Assessment:
    The Customs value of the imported vehicles is determined on the basis of the CIF value (Cost, Insurance and Freight).
    • Customs Value
      • Purchase prices of new vehicles imported or exported by an authorized dealer.
      • If the purchase price in 4.1.1 is not available, the price listed in the Parkers Car Price Guide, Japanese Car and What Car?
      • Costs of any modification or improvement of parts or accessories done on the vehicle are also taken into account.
      • In case where the vehicle is damaged by any incidents other than normal use e.g car accidents, fire, etc. the price of the vehicle is discounted as appropriate.
      • The Customs value for used/secondhand vehicles is discounted according to the registration period as shown in the given table
      • Insurance
        • In case where the cost of insurance is paid before the arrival of a vehicle, the actual cost of insurance is applied.
        • In case where the cost of insurance in 4.2.1 is not available, the cost of insurance is calculated at 1% of the FOB value.
        • Transport Cost
          • In case where the latest transport cost of an authorized dealer is available, such cost is applied.
          • In case where the transport cost in 4.3.1 is not available, the transport cost indicated in the Customs Code of Practices is applied e.g. the higher transport cost of the same make and model vehicle within 6 preceding months, etc.
          • In case where the transport costs in 4.3.1 and 4.3.2 are not available, the transport cost is calculated at 10% of FOB value.
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    Yup that's pretty well stitched up. Cheers for the info Fondles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fondles
    Allegedly it can be done
    Yes, it can be done.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fondles
    in reality it is impossible
    No it's not.

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    Not impossible, although very bureaucratic and no doubt frustrating, for a single vehicle, so hardly worthwhile.

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    If you go through a dealer who does it regularly there shouldn't be a problem. When you try and do it by yourself or hire someone else who has no idea what to do, then there probably will be problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madjbs View Post
    If you go through a dealer who does it regularly there shouldn't be a problem. When you try and do it by yourself or hire someone else who has no idea what to do, then there probably will be problems.
    First I tried by myself, not a chance would they give me the import permit (heavily modified MkV Cortina), 2 yrs later I had our own logistics dept attempt it (2yr old BA XR8 ute), they are well experienced moving vehicles in and out of Thailand and throughout all of Asia/Africa and the middle east and they too could not bring in my secondhand car from Australia, well they could have but the request for many brown envelopes filled with cash to "grease the wheels" meant it was not going to happen legally.

    Amusingly they can have Thai numberplates fitted to secondhand high end sports cars in the UK and have them loaded into airplanes shipped here they have no problem...............

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    Tell you what Fondles. We are thinking about importing a second hand car anyway. We might just give it a bash in the New Year. I will let you know how it goes if we go ahead with it.

    My original thread on the subject can be found here. https://teakdoor.com/doing-things-leg...owned-car.html

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    Good for you and I hope it all goes well however I suspect that "Thai National is the registered owner of a car overseas for a number of years then said car can be imported in to Thailand" differs slightly to a farang living here trying to import a car, legally doing it is all but impossible but then TiT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bung View Post
    281 000 klms, get ready to replace the engine and everything else. that is a lot of milage for a petrol engined car, especially if it was Thai owned. But you may be lucky. That's the thing, you just don't know what your getting. Still at least they didn't wind the clock back to 100 000 klm's which is what they normally do. Unless yours had 300 000 + on it of course.....
    My Vios is almost 7 now; 350,000 km and riding like a sunshine.
    Only problem that is coming up is a clutch-problem and shock-absorbers.
    Once a year a major check at ACT and every 3 months an oil-change.

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    cheap ass car

    [at]Ancient Lands,

    Thanks for starting this thread! I need to pick up a car in Udon Thani for under 100K.
    Can you email me at ed[at]edkovacs.com with name of dealer in Udon where you got your ride? Was it one of those places past the Ring Road on the way to Nong Khai?

    Anyway, thanks for any info.

    Cheers,
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    Thailand turns most truisms elsewhere upside down.

    Ordinarily, buying a new car is a mug's game and only for those who prize ownership over economics. However, buying new here is definitely the way to go and if sold on after 2 -3 years, depreciation is scarcely a factor. In effect one has cost free motoring bar the usual overheads.

    Nevertheless, I can see a time when credit becomes more and more widely available to the consumer which can only depreciate the second hand market.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoiNongbua View Post
    [at]Ancient Lands,

    Thanks for starting this thread! I need to pick up a car in Udon Thani for under 100K.
    Can you email me at ed[at]edkovacs.com with name of dealer in Udon where you got your ride? Was it one of those places past the Ring Road on the way to Nong Khai?

    Anyway, thanks for any info.

    Cheers,
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    Sorry I can't identify the dealer, but it wasn't on the way to Nong Khai. Their yard is close to the railway line if that's any help. I don't know Udon well & haven't found myself going back that way on my travels. A lot has happened since I started this thread. Firstly I don't own the car anymore. After coming here to live with the GF I bought the car to get from Bandung to Udon 3x a week. I left her about 3-4 weeks ago & am now living in Udon so sold the car as 1. I don't need a car now I'm in Udon & 2. I needed the money.

    The ex has the phone number for the dealer, but after the death threat sms' I don't think I'll be calling her to get the details on your behalf, sorry. I also don't think I should provide her number, although if she likes you she may forget me

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    Udon dealer

    Ancient Lands: Ha! Sorry for your female troubles. And sorry I didn't know you were going to sell the car.

    A large portion of this thread detoured into a discussion of buying new/vs used, but to me that's a moot point. My wife is new to driving cars, so there is no way I will buy new for at least two years, until she becomes more experienced.

    She's great on a moto--super careful and always drives slowly and defensively--but I prefer to err on the side of caution.

    BTW, some single guys I know in Udon with plenty of money will ONLY drive an older car--it helps them weed out the obvious golddiggers.

    When you say the dealer is near the railroad line, I don't know what you mean. I assume you don't mean the train station. No worries, I'll find a vehicle easy enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoiNongbua
    some single guys I know in Udon with plenty of money will ONLY drive an older car--it helps them weed out the obvious golddiggers.
    Yep, sure, that's true....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoiNongbua
    My wife is new to driving cars, so there is no way I will buy new for at least two years, until she becomes more experienced.
    Got my missus a new Honda City (full insurance); a great car to learn to drive in; safer than an older vehicle (arguably...); she pranged it many times, but the insurance paid it all every time - I didn't help her (except for the first time), just told her to sort it out herself (insurance, Honda dealer, etc), and she did, and she has learnt well, drives quite well nowadays.

    I don't think the teaching the wife to drive argument tallies up, not in my experience, here in Thailand, anyway...
    Cycling should be banned!!!

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    Saw this in the Chiang Mai classifieds and thought of this thread.

    Chiang Mai Citylife - - One stop classifieds & Job search for Chiang Mai Thailand.

    Peugeot 405 , for sale . New renevation . 4 new wheels. White color , beatiful condition. Air condition. Toyota 1998 model 2.0 engine. Remote controll with alarm. 169.000 km. New battery. No problem . Normally around 125.000 tbh. , but I will back to my country. Last price 75.000 thb ( 2500 usd ) new insurance

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