Thread: The Stupity of these Kunts is unreal

I've just regurgitated this from a post ages back by myself...
(One dead, two critical following Phuket horror smash)https://teakdoor.com/thailand-and-asia-news/80372-one-dead-two-critical-following-phuket.html#post1568046

Right, here's my story and it happens everyday...without fail.

On the way to work this morning I arrive at the traffic lights red with 36 seconds remaining...
The lights change to green and I turn right at the T junction...you've guessed it. Even though the lights are red for the other traffic two motorbikes come flying through the red light from my left...I see them coming and that they aren't gonna stop...so I make the necessary adjustments for these morons..

The first through the red was a fat wanker going about 100kmph on his Honda Click..
(shame he didn't click his brain in this morning..then again can they ever engage brain?? )...and very bald all over..believe he looked like this..


and the second a female who came through with such nonchalance...I just saw 'RED' a colour that I think Thai's are almost incapable of seeing...unless paid too!!!! Sorry Thaksin lovers...

The Terrence on the Click took the next right before I managed to give him the daggers stare of incredulity...

However, the stupid as fuck woman was infront...the nest set of traffic lights turned red another T junction..this time she was in my position at the base as it were of the T'. She was slowing to a stop!!!!!!!...I was turning right...So in my 'bestest' Thai shouted at her...red light go, go, go...Why have you stopped??? You didn't stop at the last red light!!!! You retard...
She looked at me with amazement...obviously thinking "WOW farang speak Thai well"...

No doubt at the same time feeling hard done by....as Thai's are never wrong and can never admit doing something wrong..unless it's gonna get them off....
"Kor fuc*ing tord na khrap"

A nation of most selfish and ignorant people...decades behind most other Asian countries... Just take 3G for example... Thailand Version 1.0....never got the firmware for the update!!!! NEVER WILL....

There's a forum I frequent that deals in the realities of life via pictures. There's a whole forum dedicated to Thai dumb-fuckery regarding road accidents and the like. Nearly all of the threads show the aftermath of terrible RTA's and there is picture after picture of the body snatchers pointing at the dead-dumb-thai that's been reduced to a fleshy matter because they have no idea of the dangers of the road.

If private ambulances are making a killing at retrieving the dead then that's the business to be in in Thailand.

Not related to driving but I thought of the title of this thread immediately I saw this.

Hmm I wonder why the wheel wobbles when I ride fast?
Maybe it is the 45 gram. golf ball covering the valve stem?

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Originally Posted by EssEffBee

I know well educated Thais, who know the risks about driving dangerously. Strangely, they seem to ignore the fact that alcohol & driving is a disastrous practice.
The reason why they ignore this practice is clear...they simply are able to 'pay off' the BIB (thieves).

Why do westerners back home do it?

They do it because they are complete & utter morons. Also, the number of 'westerners' that do it is significantly lower than the number of Thais who do it. Any National Road Toll results will indicate this by comparison.

Thais do it because;
1] Road rules are not enforced. Corruption IS enforced (you can 'drink & drive' if you have enough money).
2] Buddha is in control...not themselves.
3] They have 47 amulets hanging from the rearview mirror, as well as another 98 amulets hanging around their necks.
4] Sanook is more important than anything else, disregarding the fact that if they collide with somebody else, they may actually decrease the amount of 'sanook' the other may have (if the other party survives).

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Originally Posted by Moonraker

Does he say muslamic rape camps or muslamic ray guns?

There are drunken drivers in the west, no doubt. However the legal penalties are severe and they ARE enforced. If you are caught you are in very serious trouble. If you are caught more than once or twice you will not be driving again for a long time. There's no buying yourself out of trouble, either. There is also a very strong social sanction, certainly in most European countries drunk drivers are seen as scum. Many pubs will not serve you if they think you are driving. There is also the western concept of the "designated driver". The one poor sod who remains sober while everybody else gets wasted.

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

illogical racist rantings

I believe you may be suggesting the kettle is a negro.

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Alas, Bob. White Man's Burden. Those unruly and uncivilised despotic Orientals. If they could only be like us.

Ah, yes. Burden. Indeed. The oriental rarely appreciates how hard it was for decent people to make the effort to free him from the decadent slime and despotic terror into which he had fallen. You savages should be grateful we took the time to civilize you and then free you. We even gave you your own countries to run once we thought you were up to the job. Admittedly some of you let us down pretty badly there. I suppose many parents have at least some children who turn out to be disappointments

Take up the White Man's burden--
Send forth the best ye breed--
Go bind your sons to exile
To serve your captives' need;
To wait in heavy harness,
On fluttered folk and wild--
Your new-caught, sullen peoples,
Half-devil and half-child.

Take up the White Man's burden--
In patience to abide,
To veil the threat of terror
And check the show of pride;
By open speech and simple,
An hundred times made plain
To seek another's profit,
And work another's gain.

Take up the White Man's burden--
The savage wars of peace--
Fill full the mouth of Famine
And bid the sickness cease;
And when your goal is nearest
The end for others sought,
Watch sloth and heathen Folly
Bring all your hopes to nought.

Take up the White Man's burden--
No tawdry rule of kings,
But toil of serf and sweeper--
The tale of common things.
The ports ye shall not enter,
The roads ye shall not tread,
Go mark them with your living,
And mark them with your dead.

Take up the White Man's burden--
And reap his old reward:
The blame of those ye better,
The hate of those ye guard--
The cry of hosts ye humour
(Ah, slowly!) toward the light:--
"Why brought he us from bondage,
Our loved Egyptian night?"

Take up the White Man's burden--
Ye dare not stoop to less--
Nor call too loud on Freedom
To cloke your weariness;
By all ye cry or whisper,
By all ye leave or do,
The silent, sullen peoples
Shall weigh your gods and you.

Take up the White Man's burden--
Have done with childish days--
The lightly proferred laurel,
The easy, ungrudged praise.
Comes now, to search your manhood
Through all the thankless years
Cold, edged with dear-bought wisdom,
The judgment of your peers!

Don't worry about it. We always knew that if we did our job properly there would be no gratitude. The reward lies in seeing our Asian brothers and sisters acting on the ideals of freedom and democracy, ideals we taught them.

Originally Posted by DrB0b

The blame of those ye better, The hate of those ye guard--

How very true.

Originally Posted by RS

Really. Are you sure about your statement of comparatives or claim any such evidence of any less drunken drivers in the West? Probably not. Seems more of a case of superior-inferior complex and the associated illogical racist rantings.

Now, now RS, let's not get defensive... On a per-capita basis, there are far more drunk drivers in Thailand than in western countries... Why, because the laws in the west penalize these folks to the extent of the law, often resulting in loss of driving privileges and/or jail time for multiple offenses... In Thailand, the BiB give fook-all and are only looking for a bribe to let the perp go free...

Statistics will prove nothing as there has to be an arrest for the crime to make it into the books... How many drunk driver cases do you think actually make it to court in Thailand?