Thread: Biker posers

Gotta agree.
if it ain't broke why's it on a truck?

BUT there's some folks build 'em to look at. Think they call 'em show bikes.

You know; all show, no go.
Always thought they was best built for ridin'

gotta agree with that!

The farang "bikers" in Pattaya think they are soo cool, they do look it..........
























........until you see a whore sitting on the back.

It's these pseudo-macho yanks like Eliminator at it again.
You should feel right at home, Mr.Earl.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

The farang "bikers" in Pattaya think they are soo cool, they do look it..........

........until you see a whore sitting on the back.

And how do you know she a whore
Maybe you should go up and tell them that

Originally Posted by stroller

It's these pseudo-macho yanks like Eliminator at it again.
You should feel right at home, Mr.Earl.

Maybe a Nazi helmut too?

This DJ dude. Got a big fuckin mouth sometimes...
Always gotta be talkin bad 'bout someone. Guess it makes up for his own "short" comings...

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

This DJ dude. Got a big fuckin mouth sometimes...
Always gotta be talkin bad 'bout someone. Guess it makes up for his own "short" comings...

Don't get him started on Backpackers.
Spammed TV for weeks on that subject!

Originally Posted by Rigger

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

The farang "bikers" in Pattaya think they are soo cool, they do look it..........

........until you see a whore sitting on the back.

And how do you know she a whore
Maybe you should go up and tell them that

Nah I don't fancy gettin anally raped by a load of hells angels.

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

makes up for his own "short" comings...

After the third time I got nothing left, so you could be correct..

Originally Posted by The Gent

Originally Posted by stroller

It's these pseudo-macho yanks like Eliminator at it again.
You should feel right at home, Mr.Earl.

Maybe a Nazi helmut too?

Heres my helmet

I just noticed a bunch of these guys look thai and are riding two up(2 guys) all dressed in leathers. Biker twinks me thinks.
Come to think of it the American psychiatric institute determined that most hells angels and hells angel wanabees are latent homosexuals anyway.

I am sure the yank bikers just love the old Wehrmacht helmets, they'll become standard issue with the US army soon, no doubt.
As for short-comings, no further comment.

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

I just noticed a bunch of these guys look thai and are riding two up(2 guys) all dressed in leathers. Biker twinks me thinks.
Come to think of it the American psychiatric institute determined that most hells angels and hells angel wanabees are latent homosexuals anyway.

How much do you know about bikers and bike clubs Mr Earl inlighten us please

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

These guys haul their bikes in trucks from Pattaya to show off here in Patong. I guess they impress each other.
I've seen it in Sturgis SD as well. These wimps aren't riders. They make real bikers blush.
What about all the "ride to live" BS.
A bimmer rider wouldn't be caught dead trailering his or her machine.

Wimps!

I agree, if you go to CM bike week you see all the posers getting their bikes unloaded so they can park them outside the hotel. One thing you have to say about the Hells Angels, they do ride their bikes, albeit slowly but as they are Harleys you wouldn't expect any speed.

Originally Posted by peterpan

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

These guys haul their bikes in trucks from Pattaya to show off here in Patong. I guess they impress each other.
I've seen it in Sturgis SD as well. These wimps aren't riders. They make real bikers blush.
What about all the "ride to live" BS.
A bimmer rider wouldn't be caught dead trailering his or her machine.

Wimps!

I agree, if you go to CM bike week you see all the posers getting their bikes unloaded so they can park them outside the hotel. One thing you have to say about the Hells Angels, they do ride their bikes, albeit slowly but as they are Harleys you wouldn't expect any speed.

Yes one every agrees about people that truck there bike around sqot to piss
But I have to disagree that harleys are slow sure they are no race bike but most can hold there own in a straight line

^^^stopping is a problem though.

Actually I think many guys trailer bikes down here because they aren't allowed to ride on the freeways around Bangkok.
I would think a Police escort around Bangkok wouldn't be too hard to arrange.

^
True.

I drove down from Chiangmai to bangkok a couple of years ago, no problems till i got to the City.
I tried heading for Bangna via the super highway and was wondering why everyone was tooting and flashing me.

still didn't click until I got to the toll booth and realised there was no price for a motorbike.

Escorted off the highway by the police and paid 400 baht for the privilege.

The drive through Bangkok up Sukhumvit to Bangna was one of the most miserable experiences I have ever endured, no way would I ever own a bike in Bangkok.

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

I was joking (mostly) about the biker twinks. And no I don't know diddly about biker clubs. Generally what I've seen is that they do good promote charities(toys for tots for example) and such. At least in the US. I would imagine the Pattaya biker guys do the same sort of thing.
Hey they have fun posing with their hogs. Some of them even have the nads to ride here from PTY.
I spotted a couple of nice BMW's amongst the Harleys.
What the hey! It's all about fun anyway!
If you're a closet Harley twink wannabee like me don't let me wind you up!

What do you have to do to be a Harley twink wannabee and whats a twink
I think most guys that ride would have a harley in the shed if they could afford it. Most the people that hang shit on HD have never been on one I use to wind my mates up all the time about ride Air compressors until I brought one
I think you should buy a BMW as my boss is a stroker like you and he rides one

I've got the color already picked for my new R1200GS! It's an expensive mofo! I might wait a while and see if a distressed seller appears. I don't really have time to do any serious riding right now.

This biker week here is getting my juices flowing. Saw a very old Norton a few minutes ago!
My initial impressions were a bit off. It appears that the bulk of the riders have been doing some riding and there is a mix old people from all over. I'm seeing license plates from countries I don't recognize. Seems all pretty cool.

It's just the show bikes which are shipped down which is fair enough as they would be gfucking horrible to ride.