Everything will spring to life when the first rains arrive. We drained our pond in February, the local river/creek has almost run dry, but seen this...
I would have expected no licence plate to be a more severe offence than illegal parking. Removing the chain was just stoopid and he needs a good slap...
Had a school visit to Coventry cathedral to see the "Pregnant Jesus" back in the early 70's. It must have been something for me to still remember it....