I read that story. I wouldn't cheat on my sex-doll because I don't need to send her off for repairs - just grab my hot-air gun to smooth out the TPE...
I reverse-searched a decent photo of myself sitting on a beach, and Google shows me various fat and ancient men, none of which looks nothing like my...
It's the 20th anniversary of the International Space Station (ISS), and they are issuing award certificates to anyone who manages to receive the SSTV...