Stand in the middle of town, and in the bestest, most seductive screech you can muster, shout 'I demand filthy, dirty relations with a fucking slag, NOW!' It works, really.Originally Posted by somerset
Failing that - go to the central set of traffic lights in town, whilst you're at them you will see Saduak Sabai Supermarket on your left or right. Head towards it and you will pass the supermarket on your right, almost immediately after you passed it take a left turn down a grotty soi - keep going down there for about 20 metres and the den of ill repute will now be visible on your right.
But I'd give it a miss. Massage joints are where it's at - quick rub and tug is in another league to banging little laotian girls up the batty. Being addicted to senile old madame Wiraporn's right hand is somewhat less of a predicament than frequenting sordid knocking shops on a regular.