Thread: hello i need some help

ANyone can translate this, it seems very hard

ฮ่วย เป้าาาาาาา เลิกกันแล้วจริงๆ นิวมีแฟนใหม่แล้วนะ

แล้ว ครีมมีแฟนใหม่ยังๆๆ

โห้ ครีมไม่มีหรอกกก โสดๆ

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sorry first post i have no idea where to post this hahaha

thanks xD

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ฮ่วย เป้าาาาาาา เลิกกันแล้วจริงๆ นิวมีแฟนใหม่แล้วนะ

Heh, Phao (mans name) I am really broken heart and you got a new girlfriend

แล้ว ครีมมีแฟนใหม่ยังๆๆ

Does Cream (name lady) have a new boyfriend yet?

โห้ ครีมไม่มีหรอกกก โสดๆ

Ho! Cream don't have, Cream Single.

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Phao said "I AM Single"

There you go - hope that makes sense to you. If you think Cream is you GF, she does not think so. If you hope she is singe then she is. We would need pictures of her though to be certain

Originally Posted by pseudolus

ฮ่วย เป้าาาาาาา เลิกกันแล้วจริงๆ นิวมีแฟนใหม่แล้วนะ

Heh, Phao (mans name) I am really broken heart and you got a new girlfriend

แล้ว ครีมมีแฟนใหม่ยังๆๆ

Does Cream (name lady) have a new boyfriend yet?

โห้ ครีมไม่มีหรอกกก โสดๆ

Ho! Cream don't have, Cream Single.

เป้ากูก็โสด

Phao said "I AM Single"

There you go - hope that makes sense to you. If you think Cream is you GF, she does not think so. If you hope she is singe then she is. We would need pictures of her though to be certain

เลิกกันแล้วจริงๆ "means we have now really broken up"
นิวมีแฟนใหม่แล้วนะ means "New (name) has a new boyfriend / girlfriend"

The rest is OK.

Patrick

Originally Posted by pseudolus

We would need pictures of her though to be certain

Yes, slaps4...This is standard procedure...It will probably hurt us more than it will hurt you, but it's a good membership step to take...

Originally Posted by toddaniels

pseudolus; taking a little more than creative interpretation of that conversation aren't you.

How in godz green earth did you manage to glean "I am really broken heart and you got a new girlfriend" outta เลิกกันแล้วจริงๆ นิวมีแฟนใหม่แล้วนะ??

All I can say is 'keep your day job'. . .

Because my wife translated it. So what is your translation?

Originally Posted by pseudolus

So what is your translation?

He's holding out for pics, maybe...

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Originally Posted by pseudolus

So what is your translation?

He's holding out for pics, maybe...

Dunno. Hope so - any girl called Cream must be a hot little minx or the beneficiary of a jap porn soupman.

I'd weigh in with Patrick <- who BTW I have no affiliation with

Originally Posted by Patrick

เลิกกันแล้วจริงๆ "means we have now really broken up" นิวมีแฟนใหม่แล้วนะ means "New (name) has a new boyfriend / girlfriend" The rest is OK. Patrick

Okay pseudolus, I take that back, you can quit your day job if you want, but your thai wife sure took some creative license with her translation.

Originally Posted by slaps4yomama

hello i need some help

Yeah...Cheers...We all do...

Originally Posted by toddaniels

who BTW I have no affiliation with

It's ok to come out...Heh...

Originally Posted by pseudolus

any girl called Cream must be a hot little minx

Might be in the Sales Division for the soiled panties vending machines...

Originally Posted by toddaniels

I'd weigh in with Patrick <- who BTW I have no affiliation with

Originally Posted by Patrick

เลิกกันแล้วจริงๆ "means we have now really broken up" นิวมีแฟนใหม่แล้วนะ means "New (name) has a new boyfriend / girlfriend" The rest is OK. Patrick

Okay pseudolus, I take that back, you can quit your day job if you want, but your thai wife sure took some creative license with her translation.

Natural reaction for a Thai "we broke up" is translated as "I am broken hearted".

wait do i really need to post a pic of the girl haha wtf
and its funny cause yes i do live in japan

Originally Posted by slaps4yomama

wait do i really need to post a pic of the girl haha wtf
and its funny cause yes i do live in japan

Yes you do. You have received 140,254 bahts worth of professional services so the least you could do is post up some pictures for us

C'mon mate...Ask her if it's ok...We can make a deal when you "check bin"...

Lives in Japan and stalking her facebook.

How much you sending her each month?

you guys are weird as fck. thx for the help tho
i hate how everyone assumes that since someone lives in thailand they are money hungry whores it is very sad how some people can think poorly of other cultures

cream is my sister she is sending ME money so i can finish my studies in japan, her ex boyfriend is a creepy cop that doesn't leave her alone when i saw him msg her cops can be real assholes in thailand they start young and are mostly corrupt so i am worried if he messages her thats all.
i do not know much thai slang so it is hard for me to figure out some of her thai writing ,

sorry my english is not on point.
you lost you're chance of a picture

Originally Posted by slaps4yomama

cream is my sister she is sending ME money

So why can you not read a simple Thai sentence then? It's hardly slang.

Cough up the picture or else we will set Smeg onto finding it.

i dont speak thai

So why you letting her date coppers then? Haven't you told her that Farangs are the only people she should be dating?

haha i cant tell her what to do
and im guessing foreigners in thailand can be worst than thai people

Originally Posted by slaps4yomama

i dont speak thai

Me too. We are just like brothers, my new brother... Just so I can fit into my new family better, can you send pics of my new family. Best start with my new sister, bikini shots are best...

Shalom

Originally Posted by slaps4yomama

haha i cant tell her what to do
and im guessing foreigners in thailand can be worst than thai people

Nah no chance. All we would do is give her a good seeing to. Thai people would mess with her mind and bang on about thai culture.

So anyway, and this is getting back a moderate bit of seriousness, how long have you lived in Japan, and can you do a nice "non sister" related photo thread about where you live? WE don't have many photo threads about Japan and especially if you are outside of Tokyo it would be most interesting.

In return, as the vast majority of our members claim their wife's relatives are not rice farmers daughters but the heiresses to numberous high ranking police, army, governmental figureheads, they might be able to help your delicate situation of protecting sisters sister.