Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
My colleague can no longer attend next week’s Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
Thread: (Quick Jokes)Quick Jokes
Good info, why are you a fuckwit
Because, Willy......Both Hitler and Trump used a .....ghostwriter, which makes it a poor joke without meaning.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go
Spoiler alert don't use on partner holding garden hoe
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying.
Grandma's been staring through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.
Thurman Who Created Autocorrect Has Died. Resturant In piss.
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.
It was only when I bought a motorbike that I found out that adrenaline is brown.
Dedicated to GrillmeisterTopper
Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But, smoking bacon will cure it.
About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
I was addicted to the Hokey Cokey... but thankfully, I turned myself around.
People used to laugh at me when I would say "I want to be a comedian", well nobody's laughing now.
My wife is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters... But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly "we need to talk".
Most people are shocked when they find out how incompetent I am as an electrician.
Moses was leading his people through the desert for 40 years. It seems, even in Biblical times men avoided asking the way.
I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.
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